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    Great urge to take a texta and write on my umbrella: “YOUR GOLF UMBRELLA IS TOO DAMN BIG. WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A SOCIETY HERE.”

    @knitabulous When iOS5 comes out soon, you’ll be able to use the volume button to take pictures. 🙂

    @thisismywww As you are a giant, you are one of the few people qualified to carry a big umbrella. So I give you a Free Pass. 🙂

    It’s not that people hit me with their umbrellas. I just object to “me first” attitude embodied in giant brolly taking up 3/4 of footpath.

    I used to roll my eyes at people with overly large umbrellas. Had to give up this winter because I was doing it every 5 seconds.

    @Opheli8 Yes! When did that happen? It’s ridiculousl.

    @redambition Would it fit two people comfortably? If not, you will not receive a Kris Death Stare.

    @Cecilias880 Piss off spammer.

    AWESOME. I am not the only person enjoying the current “80’s sax solo” resurgence in pop music, it seems. http://bit.ly/qv2bCa

    HARDCORE. Going for a run in the rain with @rajsingh2505!

    Who’s a badass running in the rain? Me and @rajsingh2505 are badasses running in the rain. http://twitpic.com/5tt2sz

    @grannyg_in_nz More like drowned rats. 🙂

    @drkknits “Their embarrassing failure when attempting simple tasks is a microcosm of our entire lives.” HA! Totally agree.

    The best part of the R18+ video game news is my nerd glee at seeing the proper pluralisation of “attorneys-general.” http://bit.ly/raByPs

    @sixandahalfst @witty_knitter @grannyg_in_nz I felt pretty feral walking back into the office dripping wet, I tell you!

    WAIT, WHAT? NEVILLE WAS HERE, IN SYDNEY, TWO DAYS AGO? ARRRGHGHGHGHGH. http://bit.ly/qzg0M4 (@imdominating @carbolicious)

    @redambition Dammit, no! I would’ve chucked a sickie and gone to meet him! Totes dreamy… 🙂

    @witty_knitter Heh. I’m sure he’s used to middle-aged women fans/stalkers coming up to him all the time! 🙂

    Last call! Knitters: looking for Shadow Tweed so my Purple Afghan can get bigger. Got at Camp last year. Anyone? http://twitpic.com/5rim9l

    @GeorgieKnits Thank you for checking anyway!

    Fancy international conference call finally finished! Being a grown-up does seem to eat into beer-drinking time. #latefordinner

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    @bellsknits @that_alison There are many int’l foodies that actually prefer American cheese for burgers. It melts beautifully.

    While yes, there’s lots of gross American food, I would just like to say two words to the Aussies: MUSK STICKS. I rest my case.

    @drkknits @gilmae Peeps are just sugar. Musk Sticks, as far as I can tell, are meant to mimick the taste of SECRETIONS FROM ANIMALS.

    @that_alison @bellsknits I heard similar about chocolate in Aus. That a lot of it is sold as “choc” because it’s not legally chocolate.

    I had no idea so many of you like musk sticks. This is disturbing.

    Musk Sticks are the Australian equivalent of Circus Peanuts, in that I associate them with old people, styrofoam, and disgusting tastes.

    And by Circus Peanuts, I mean these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circus_Peanuts

    @brodrigu Just somebody acting all horrified by American cheese. As if Australian cuisine didn’t have equivalent grossnesses.

    @drkknits @gilmae Wait, what? Teeth? YOU ATE TEETH?

    @drkknits Oh, THOSE. I’ve seen those before. Again, I think of that type of thing as “old people candy.”

    What’s worse? Being a sociopath, or tolerating that behaviour OVER and OVER and OVER? #soverytired

    Discovery: Paul Kelly’s “Before the Old Man Died” has a wicked saxophone solo. I’m, like, collecting 80’s sax solos now. In my head.

    @knitdra Ooh, no. Must investigate!

    RT @imdominating: OH in line at #SDCC: I wish a safety pin worked on leather

    RT @imdominating: Just took the elevator down w/ a 50 year old Asian woman dressed as Pikachu #SDCC

    @imdominating For 2 sec, Rodd and I considered going as Khal Drogo and Danaerys for Halloween. But neither really wanted to be topless! 🙂

    RT @imdominating: OTP MTB GoT http://bit.ly/phnSzc // Whoa. Khal Drogo and Danaerys look WEIRD in real life! (cc @drkknits @kunaal84)

    RT @steph_gardiner: NSW Police have charged a man for pooping in train ticket machines. He is 27. From the Central Coast. http://t.co/dO …

  • Shared today on Twitter

    Feeling decidedly weird, clammy, and pukey. Really hope I’m not getting what @lemon_lime has had!

    “There’s no future in hard-coding business rules in procedural code.” Amen. #iiba

    @bellsknits I can’t see the point of locking, unless the person needs total anonymity (like Witness Protection, but they shouldn’t tweet!)

    @toastman Heh. Not going to ask that. Presenter is a Texan, and I think he’d glare at me.

    This seminar has quite a few Hermiones. I am trying not to yell out “10 points from Gryffindor for being a favour-currying swot!”

    @kunaal84 THIS Hermione would never interrupt a speaker who had 35+ slides to get through in 60min, just to show off with a lame anecdote!

    @steven_noble Or did you inadvertently lock it in portrait?

    Bookmarking the Ars Technical review of OS X Lion for later… http://arstechnica.com/apple/reviews/2011/07/mac-os-x-10-7.ars

    @steven_noble Double-click home, then swipe left in the tray. There’s an “orientation lock.”

    @steven_noble If it’s on, you should see a little arrow-circle thing in the upper right corner of your screen, btw.

    @steven_noble Damn. That was my best guess! Now you’ve made me wary of updating mine…

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @carbolicious @imdominating NOW WHO’S READY TO BE DISTURBED? http://on.io9.com/otDE83

    In every way that yesterday sucked, today has rocked. Finally got my bearings, and I am kicking some serious ass. #patsselfonback

    RT @kunaal84: Latest in rain fashion by @web_goddess http://twitpic.com/5seekx // I had no umbrella! I *did* have an Amazon box. INGENUITY.

    @Justacogitating @imdominating @carbolicious What has been clicked can never be UNCLICKED: http://j.mp/otDE83

    Sitting in front of heater, feet propped up, crocheting away on afghan on my lap. When did I become my mother, and why do I LIKE it so much?

    RT @andrewsayer: Google Plus iPhone app is now available in the iTunes Store. // http://bit.ly/ouqXV9 Just got it myself!

    Rain. Buses all full. Took 10+ minutes to finally get one! Going to be late…

    @lemon_lime Seems good for 1st release. My stream has lots of folks trying it out. Photos and Huddle are great.

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    @carbolicious @imdominating “Hot Neville” is now officially A Thing. http://gofugyourself.com/potterfugia-hot-neville-07-2011

    Just trying to keep my head above water, and feeling like I’m failing…

    I wouldn’t have thought that a pot roast could cure a bad day, but this one sure did: http://bit.ly/pActCY Best sauce EVER.

    @drkknits You are inadvertently spoiling me! Because now I learn the fucker stays alive a lot longer. 🙁

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    Jamie’s 30Min Meals #23: Smoked Salmon, Potato Salad, Beets & Cottage Cheese, Rye Bread & Homemade Butter. http://bit.ly/pXc0j5 Rated 9/10!

    RT @imdominating: Oh, my heart RT @donttrythis: Incredible sweetness. Marriage proposal via blog post: http://t.co/lZQL0yy

    New Docs! They are gloriously ugly and comfortable. Exactly what I wanted. http://instagr.am/p/H2ttJ/

    @fictillius Huh. I also feel like I say that a LOT.

    @witty_knitter My taste in shoes indicates that I was a Scandinavian lesbian in a former life, I think. 🙂

    Knitters: looking for Shadow Tweed so my Purple People Eater Afghan can get bigger. Got at Camp last year. Anyone? http://twitpic.com/5rim9l

    Blood donation FAIL! Was going to give plasma for 1st time, but couldn’t get decent vein in either arm. Will try again in a couple weeks. 🙁

  • Shared today on Twitter

    Karen the Garden Consultant is here, and she is KICKING ASS. Plan is forming! We are going to have a lovely garden! Thanks @sixandahalfst!!

    @mrs_sockvictim @witty_knitter @knitterjp It’s not on! Only last Saturday now, remember?

    Jamie’s Smoked Salmon w/ Beets, Potato Salad, & Homemade Butter in 20:05!! GO ME! http://twitpic.com/5r0amn

    Durrr. That Jamie meal was in 26:05. Still fast, but not THAT fast. 🙂

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    @drkknits What are you on about? The Android app is just as proprietary. iOS users are just annoyed we have to wait for our app!

    @drkknits But the complainers are stupid, because the mobile web version works fine. Just doesn’t do photos. 🙂

    @drkknits Well, that’s just a stupid person. They are not endemic to a particular type of hardware.

    @drkknits @gilmae Are you suggesting that Google is paying Apple back for… integrating Maps and Email and everything so nicely in iOS?

    @gilmae @drkknits We should stop ganging up on the Android user. She’s just cranky at not having a magical, tomorrow iDevice of her own. 🙂

    @drkknits @gilmae @arwenamin It’s okay. The world needs utilitarian, unstylish, un-hip worker bees too. #pokingwithstick 😛

    Double Rainbow all the way!

    Didn’t get to run today. Work. Rain. Cold. Grumble…

    @KaisaKaisaKaisa Only if they have a tendency to get underfoot and stepped on! Our don’t wear them & they’re ok.

    Just watched Crownies, and REALLY liked it! The Warcraft murder was esp. amusing. We cheered when we saw @mrs_sockvictim’s name in credits.

    @Amabelyc73 Quit spamming.

    Note to self: never tweet the name of that online game again. Already 3 spam tweets in less than 10 minutes.

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @carbolicious @imdominating More from our collective new boyfriend: http://on.io9.com/oAxntC

    @carbolicious @imdominating Also, I might need to knit Rodd this cardigan. http://bit.ly/qfOq8X

    @imdominating @carbolicious Holy. CRAP.

    Running has made me too healthy. Just realised I have 10+ unused personal days. Curse my functioning immune system and mental health!

    @witty_knitter BRING IT ON! I could use a vacation. 🙂

    @lasoedcmx6 Piss off, spammer.

    @drkknits And doesn’t the art direction look nice? 🙂

    Feeling really overwhelmed. I wish it wasn’t too late and too cold for a run right now.

    @knitabulous Aw, thanks. Just stress from new work responsibilities.

    It turns out that having @kunaal84 laugh hysterically at your “overwhelming issues” is a good way to de-stress. Thanks, mate!

    Sun was so socially awkward I could barely look at her. #masterchef

    We got ourselves a stew goin’ on. #carlweathers http://instagr.am/p/HqbDl/

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    Dear @toastman: Your girlfriend looks really cute. http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/2011/07/werq-zooey-deschanel-in-kate-spade.html

    RT @venks79: Why your company should do an internal hackathon http://bit.ly/puJoFC < Note to self: arrange one at @mobileembrace

    @carbolicious @imdominating I am very much looking forward to this aspect of the film: http://bit.ly/ng4nup

    So Foursquare have jumped on the daily deal bandwagon? This makes me feel even more justified in moving it off my home screen the other day.

    RT @redambition: Should have had a croissant for breakfast… Joyeaux jour de la Bastille mes petits canards!

    RT @golden86: Apple had adjusted the pricing of apps in App Store to align with current exchange rates. Was A$1.19 now A$0.99

    @rajsingh2505 @kunaal84 @venks79 Was shocked to see the news this morning. Hope all your friends/fam are okay. 🙁

    Bus is just sitting on George Street. *sigh* I need a bike.