@hannahcancode Do you go for the organic, free range boys?

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RT @isahuerga: The #AWSGameDay – Unicorn Polo League starts tomorrow at 9:00 AM GMT. Test your skills, team up and experiment with new serv…

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@evanderkoogh Not just you.

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RT @thegeorg: https://t.co/U8tSevsuB8

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@lynnlangit Your locknote is up against Werner’s re:Invent keynote?? 😭 SCHEDULING FAIL. Why is everything in the world happening tomorrow??

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The Sun is actually out (!!) so I headed to Westpark for a quick ride. Surprised to see that the lake froze and hasn’t quite completely thawed yet! @ Westpark München – Seebühne https://t.co/BRJMwyXDTD

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RT @jeffbarr: Learn & have fun: The Final Polo League #AWSGameDay sponsored by @NewRelic at #reinvent2020 will stream live on Twitch, 12/15…

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RT @dynamodb: Jump-starting your serverless development environment: https://t.co/7UU7jDl3ph https://t.co/wlJiwA7ha0

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Apparently There is No Good Photo of the “Melbourne Spider” – I know, right?! 😂🕷️ https://t.co/AizJYHIwSE

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RT @RoaldDahlFans: The new drama “When Roald Met Beatrix” purports to be based on a true story, yet I can find no mention of this supposed…

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RT @Brocklesnitch: What’s the secret behind NSW’s Covid Contact Tracing? Find out by watching this sketch i wrote with @ninaoyama for the @…

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RT @AmazonChique: Dolly Parton is smarter than Elon Musk.

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@andre_verheij @petehanssens @simonwaight @ziniman I got it working last night deploying straight to s3. Now I just need to migrate all my content and see how long the full crawl takes.

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Knitting with Kris, kicking off in just about 10 minutes! https://t.co/SGy8OKVXiF https://t.co/t3ekjwvtFS

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@bazscott Yep. We’re in Bavaria, which is one of the worst areas. You’re essentially not supposed to go out except for shopping, doctor, and exercise.

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@bazscott We’ve been good so far. App isn’t showing any contacts for me in the past fortnight. (It went as high as 9 – all low risk – when we went to the Alps a month ago.) https://t.co/VL7Tpgp79S

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@bazscott It’s very well done; uses the Apple and Google native contact tracing.

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It’s Sunday night, and I’m streaming again… https://t.co/SGy8OKVXiF

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I got my first random Twitch commenters tonight. One was a spammer who I blocked, and the other (“b0rkimadog”) dropped a weird meme but then hung around and asked questions and seemed legitimately interested in knitting. That was delightful! Thanks b0rkimadog! https://t.co/Wq8V068OVA

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@mattallen @tractorventures Amazing, congrats!!

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@thomasin__ And it goes back literally thousands of years! They’ve found socks that ancient Egyptians wore, and it looks like something you would make now. 🙂 https://t.co/jzbheZnBz4

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It’s also worth noting that I had a blowout with an interchangeable needle – lost stitches off both ends – and managed to recover all of them. 😅 (This is why you muggles shouldn’t knit and drink beer and stream at the same time. I’m a professional.)

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@minxdragon Huh. I didn’t know this! I’ve used it in the past, mainly because I couldn’t think of any other way of saying “not cis men”. But I really like your alternatives, and I will make sure to use them going forward. ❤️

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CUTEST THREAD EVER ✨ https://t.co/f2cbwRNsr4

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@ziniman @petehanssens @simonwaight My initial crawl has been running for 8 hours now. 😳

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@ziniman I’m running on our home server, which is pretty underpowered. Let’s discuss tomorrow!

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@vertis Pretty sure it was @craigles75 where I first learned of the concept. Had to have been a Melbourne hipster… 😂

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Unboxing the salami-kabel-trommel (aka 3.5m SPOOL OF SALAMI). It’s everything we dreamed it would be. 😍 https://t.co/38dlpUd1KC

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@petehanssens @simonwaight I’m actually experimenting with converting mine to static this weekend… but mine’s been going since 2000. 😳

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RT @codepo8: Never forget https://t.co/2IKaYiBATZ

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@caskings Sadly I don’t think they ship to Oz. 🙁

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RT @AmeliaRoseWrite: If he wins any more states he’s gonna start raking in the 1UPs https://t.co/EU4fQx62c2

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@petehanssens @simonwaight I’m looking at WPStatic at the moment. My colleague @ziniman got it running on his…

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Size check. Only about halfway through the torso section. 😭 #endlessstockinette #why #lanatus https://t.co/z8KECUlABd

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I’ll be helping out with the Twitch stream for this on Tuesday. Great opportunity to get hands-on with AWS services and have fun with new friends! 🦄 https://t.co/M9g0vfozpx

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“Hey Dr. Jones! Keine Zeit für Liebe.” 😂 Classic. https://t.co/j4JKDPXg9r

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RT @Chasten: The author could’ve used fewer words to just say “ya know in my day we didn’t have to respect women.” https://t.co/jr9hICPzV4

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RT @emd3737: That Dr. Biden article is trash and @WSJ is trash for publishing it.
Sincerely,
Dr. Dunne

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RT @hacks4pancakes: Yea, if you’re ever feeling imposter syndrome or being self-effacing in your resume, remember that some dude with only…

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@Vel12171 HA! Not in Munich. ❄️

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@TheRealBnut 100%. Unfortunately with lockdown my opportunities to talk with German people are limited to the supermarket. Watching movies I know well definitely helps, and I can try to anticipate the translations. “Wir nannten den Hund Indiana!” 😂

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@TheRealBnut It works better in theory than practice. Sadly, not much call for “Yippee-kai-yay Schweinbacke!” in normal life. 😂

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It’s here. 😳 Such a deceptively small package for 3.5m / 11.5’ of salami! Unboxing to follow… @wurstbaron_official @ Munich, Germany https://t.co/wtVAPXWQBD

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@alex_casalboni The next question, of course, is whether I can get 3.5m of salami on one pizza. 🤔

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Blog post! In which I try to sew the Snook a BEARD MASK, and end up cursing his weird (but lovable) face several times. 😷

https://t.co/6KYRjeaERJ https://t.co/FOtUiOZSNI

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Applies to those looking for success with startups too, frankly! https://t.co/zCQkzVKHBt

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Does the FTC suit mean I won’t get aggressively retargeted ads all over Insta and FB? Because I’m all for that. I clicked on one single yarn shop post and now I see them so frequently I’ve sworn off EVER shopping there.

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@stowball @mobywhale @SydCSS @Gemma_Stiles Sounds like you’re covered, but for future reference, it’s morning in Germany and I’m always up for helping @mobywhale! 😉

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WHOA. This year @Blackboard’s traffic spiked to 50x their usual level due to Covid. Sometimes a black swan event looks like a DDoS! You can’t always predict an event, but you can still be prepared… #reinvent 🦢 https://t.co/Xj1rdneZ31

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This is fascinating. The start of the Australian school year was @Blackboard’s first sign something remarkable was happening. Traffic shot up 10x. Brian and Gavin walking us through the war story through lens of AWS Well-Architected Framework. #reinvent https://t.co/TRjX3zSeDJ

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First time this #reinvent I’ve literally gasped at a slide reveal. WHOA. That’s what 50x load looks like. Sounds like the @Blackboard ops team were working around the clock to make sure schools could teach. 😳 https://t.co/QOSrYBVXYL

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@Blackboard They ran out of IP addresses! 😱 Thankfully they were able to add a new CIDR block to their VPC and avoid having to tear everything down… #reinvent

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@msharp @stowball @mobywhale @SydCSS @Gemma_Stiles It’s quite likely I would have presented my talk in German. See what you missed out on? 😂 (Make me proud, @stowball!)

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The work the @Blackboard team did to evolve their architecture early allowed them to scale up to handle 90x their usual traffic in October. NINETY TIMES. (You really should register for #reInvent if you haven’t already and watch this session on-demand!) https://t.co/GBFNVUDp1v

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Translation: I’m going to be a special guest on @dtraub’s daily #reInvent recap auf Deutsch in 90 minutes! ❤️🇩🇪 Please join us. https://t.co/zIxnJCq36K

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RT @dtraub: Und wir sind live! https://t.co/QdT8SmLHtG https://t.co/sNkxSVlM6S

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@jeffblankenburg @OriginalFunko I’ve only got Peggy Olson, but I love her. https://t.co/zx3jsNjQIY

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RT @dtraub: Und hier nochmal der Link zum Unicorn Polo League Game Day nächsten Dienstag: https://t.co/e5hIet7m8m

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RT @dtraub: Die heutige Zusammenfassung der re:Invent-Announcements ist im Kasten. Vielen Dank für’s Zuschauen!

Einen Mitschnitt der heut…

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RT @ziniman: We are live! https://t.co/kayRr63Kad https://t.co/4uYkMbOoBt

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RT @soganmageshwar: I’m streaming ‘The Emerging Tech Show’ at 5pm CET | 9.30pm IST today and I’ll be talking about Autonomous Vehicles. Hop…

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@Gaohmee Congrats!!! 🎉

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RT @marksbirch: Looking forward to the Peter DeSantis Infrastructure keynote, but first a music opener with White Buffalo.

Truly amazing m…

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Anybody else knitting through #reInvent other than me and @jennapederson? 🧶😊 https://t.co/kb4Iu1Yff2

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@liedra Lanatus by Susan Crawford https://t.co/DL7cJ4MvtT

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@liedra I’m working on it live on Twitch each Sunday morning at 10am CET if you want to join in sometime! 🙂 https://t.co/SGy8OKVXiF

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RT @deniseyu21: how I coach my friends to negotiate vs how I negotiate for myself https://t.co/fdrkc0a9Qp

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@jeffblankenburg GENIUS.

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RT @WomenSciAUST: 👏🏽👏🏼🤩 #brilliant #womeninSTEMM https://t.co/OrOK8gAfS8

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@jcnsingapore Thanks for the tip! Followed. 😀

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RT @julsimon: We open sourced the bias computation part of Amazon #SageMaker Clarify. Let’s do a quick demo! https://t.co/ang34sgtP9 #AWS #…

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RT @ARD_BaB: “Es tut mir wirklich von Herzen leid, aber…” – Bundeskanzlerin Merkel mit einem emotionalen Corona-Appell im #Bundestag. #Ge…

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I really enjoyed @benjamin_l_s’s session on the Serverless LAMP stack. As he points out, 80% of the web still runs on PHP. Custom runtimes mean you can run serverless PHP functions and never have to worry about scaling Apache. 😃 #reInvent https://t.co/9F0ZIvym8A

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I like that tech conferences now include sessions with cloud architecture diagrams and demos about talking to spacecraft. SPACECRAFT. Really feels like you’re living in the future! 🚀📡🛰️ #reinvent @Yudhajeet1 https://t.co/oAyvkFRxsq

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The Snook went for a walk. “Bavariapark giving off a very Dark is Rising vibe today. Snow, crows, the stag statue. Luckily I didn’t come out and find the house replaced by Wayland Smith’s forge.” ❄️🦌 https://t.co/PFfI4JUfvJ

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Some really helpful SQS to Lambda best practices from @justinpirtle, particularly around setting visibility and function timeout, and handling errors within batches of messages. #reinvent https://t.co/6lHTJEB4wZ

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RT @darkosubotica: Hey hey people!

Today I have the honor to join @mavi888uy and @danilop live on stream! So much looking forward to this…

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@The_McJones My Dad put in his own instant hot water heater a few years back. I thought about that whenever I had to pay an electrician to come out in Australia just to install a new ceiling light.

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RT @emd3737: Great new paper highlighting bias in publishing in @ASMicrobiology journals. An overwhelming majority of editors, reviewers, a…

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RT @sheetaverma: Tell me you work in tech without telling me you work in tech.

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@mark_sabbatical My friend Jack Daniels is also in quarantine. He shared a photo of some card stacking contest thing the other day and I spotted your name in the entries. 🙂

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RT @vinn_ayy: The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership https://t.co/okgC7L0IuH

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RT @dtraub: Join the German AWS Community with @hoegertn, @Osterjour, and @andreas_ruetten again, for a re:Cap, right after @Werner’s re:In…

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@Mandy_Kerr Whaaaat. That’s awesome! Congrats!

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In case you’re wondering, people continue to discover and share this ridiculous salami tweet.

In related news, I ordered one today. FULL REVIEW TO COME… https://t.co/wWgRmf5BGz

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RT @lynnlangit: and BOOM… announced -> AWS SageMaker Clarify
understanding model bias
#machineLearning @awscloud https://t.co/sM2chM9OOz

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RT @dtraub: Tune in for the German language re:Cap of today’s AI/ML re:Invent keynote with AWS Solutions Architect and ML expert @JohLanger…

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RT @OzKitsch: Howzat! The Dennis Lillee pinball machine, c.1980
H/t @FlemishDog https://t.co/CZCel0hA0R https://t.co/rYPvAJZihd

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50 Moments That Shaped Chicago https://t.co/4YBfjCCyU5 – These are all great choices, but I was hoping for The Bozo Show to be in there! 🤡

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This is Growth Mindset vs Fixed Mindset in a nutshell. Only doing things you’re naturally good at means you develop a fear of failure and miss out on so many opportunities. https://t.co/Y5dhxeIouF

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@LiviuC_PhD @NASA I’m sorry to hear about your grandpa Liviu. That’s an amazing tribute! ❤️🚀

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@lady_nerd “Kris, you ate 36,732 mini-pretzels during the last four months of 2020!” 😳

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RT @RhysC: Great to see two fantastic communities coming together! https://t.co/e8Ru0iRcir

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This is the American timezone GameDay! Europe will follow on the 15th. I got to see an internal preview and it’s a really fun activity. If you want to get some hands-on AWS experience, you should sign up. https://t.co/J0RjmzSpwb

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@steven_bryen @marcduiker Ha. We are. I actually own some “malwear” from @GLITCHAUS. https://t.co/taZbVwPFGn

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@JessicaCGlenn Chromecast and real hair dryers rather than those underpowered, have-to-push-a-button garbage dryers.

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@LyleLowery @abertrotzdem @Sughammer I can see a couple Ravelry posts from years ago of people looking for it, but doesn’t seem like anyone had any luck.

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RT @yow_conf: #YOW20 starts today!

So before the action begins, we’d like to take a moment thank all our partners. 2020 has been a challe…

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RT @AWSCloudANZ: Hello Australia! A second #AWS Region is coming to Melbourne! Read the details in @jeffbarr’s blog. #AWSLaunches https://t…

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It’s Sunday morning in Germany, so join me in an hour for some live knitting on Twitch! https://t.co/TEDmGOzGhY https://t.co/UJc5834mEv

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RT @AleLautarescu: 🎄🎄Not academia related but I’m way too hyped about this sustainable Xmas gem🎄🎄

London Christmas Tree Rental lets you RE…

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Knitting with Kris live stream is just about to start! https://t.co/SGy8OKVXiF

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@randomknits Did you see mine when we were packing up? It affected my mental state A LOT.

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@mattallen This has been on my career plan for a while now. Planning to do the GAICD when I eventually go back to Oz, so it’s a bit early for me yet. (I believe @allPowerde is interested and available now though!)

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Favourite part of this morning’s Knitting with Kris stream: @randomknits yelling “Spit! Spit!” in her house while watching. 😂 https://t.co/M7XF9CfN4i

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Great 🧵 and initiative from @mattallen. I should also mention – not only is there a big demand for people from tech backgrounds to become board directors/advisors, there’s even more so for WOMEN. So tech ladies – time to step up and literally claim a seat at the (board) table! https://t.co/LkZC1WiA9M

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RT @mattallen: I’d love for anyone who identifies as a woman, has been in a technical role and aspires to join a board in a leadership role…

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@mattallen Just shared it myself with that angle. It’s something @SwitchSharonOn and I had many conversations about a few years back. I’ve also had the topic on the @SydTechLeaders Trello for a long time if you’d like to talk about it there in 2021!

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@neil_killick @randomknits That would be a very good title for a cross stitch stream, but not so much for knitting. 😂

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@neil_killick @randomknits There are, but I’m assuming you meant “Kris-stitch” as a pun, and it’s not really a pun in the knitting world.

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RT @GuardianAus: Roald Dahl’s family apologises for his antisemitism https://t.co/rgDuYrU6pW

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RT @MoominOfficial: Ahem, Finnish if we may… 😊 https://t.co/Wuz3TAODXh

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“Why I am cooking so good!?” The Snook spent his Sunday making me homemade spaghetti bolognese and a tarte tatin. 😍 #booyakasha https://t.co/ZqMvOOucdh

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@bodil It’s Benedetta’s Ragu from Salt Fat Acid Heat. He’s made it several times and really rates it! https://t.co/IEOXfs2PxP

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@bodil Quite possibly not, but it scratched the same itch! (Did I tell you we have a very special reservation in Modena in April, and if we can’t go, I will cry?!)

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@bodil 😍💥

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@bodil Don’t be jealous yet. It remains to be seen whether they’ll actually be open…

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I was going to stream knitting again tonight, but then I had a lot of spaghetti and tarte tartin and red wine and now I’m not. 😴

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@apaipi Oh no! But yay!

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Logically I know it’s true, but it still blows my mind that Jack Skellington is singing this song. https://t.co/hEWuoxeOju

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It’s Christmas time! (We have to make our own fun.) 🎄🎵🎶 #arduino #boneym https://t.co/yiwByHI6cM

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Kartoffelsuppe mit Dampfnudeln – Homemade potato soup with steamed dumplings! 😍 I haven’t yet figured out hope to get my dampfnudeln crispy on the bottom… https://t.co/i6eFcphmRc

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@jonoabroad The best!

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@dtraub Even for savoury ones?

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@dtraub Well, I cheated and bought the ready made ones… https://t.co/lvP4UrtO7D

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