RT @jeamland: So looks like due to Coronavirus-related cost cutting measures I’m back on the market.

Anyone looking to hire an Australian…

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RT @KathrynElliott: We have a new rainbow crossing. It appeared this morning and is a glorious thing. https://t.co/QAc2p2MCww

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RT @voteblake: HIRING THREAD: On a team meeting today I realized we have *EIGHT* open roles and want to get these out in front of people. L…

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@The_McJones I was *very* into Disney’s Hunchback. I still can’t quite believe it got made.

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Sore orzo https://t.co/Ky8b39s3D8

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@toolmantim I’m so sorry for your loss Tim. My condolences. ❤️

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Here we go. PatStew has seduced Claudius’s sister into killing her husband – SHOCK HORROR https://t.co/1MYbeWG4gB

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Livilla, Livilla… this is not a good look. https://t.co/uyBw3XDqRP

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How about instead of marrying Livilla… you marry her daughter? Say WHAT. https://t.co/JTC5MpbXP5

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Livilla did not react well to that idea. https://t.co/SudB7O7nv9

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@damana Evil bewigged… yup.

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John Hurt gnawing on peaches… and the scenery. https://t.co/61oFNLxKCS

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Suddenly it’s turned into a Monty Python sketch. 😂🐘🐘🐘 https://t.co/sUIaJIC8Ja

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AND MY AXE! (Gimli makes an appearance.) https://t.co/8aDEwtQPQ7

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@LapTop006 I, Claudius. Very long, very sexy, very dramatic 70’s British miniseries about Roman emperors.

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Note to self: when writing a letter to your secret lover to confess murdering your previous husband, don’t leave the rough drafts in the trash. https://t.co/2q6BWYWxQl

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Ugh. I keep getting distracted from John Hurt’s hate crime of a performance by Tiberius’s disgusting weeping open head sore. https://t.co/wleG4vqdwQ

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RUH ROH!! You’re nicked, PatStew. https://t.co/pFn0eaEzKa

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“I’m the Emperor!” HE AINT’NT DEAD YET. https://t.co/7LdEAQ5xv1

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And here we go. Caligula in power! @hannahyanfield 😜 https://t.co/XIoXneAhBX

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Learned tonight that @portenosydney can deliver a full meal – chicken, rice, potato salad, lasagna, Brussels sprouts, and flan! ❤️ https://t.co/8FikiRjkf8

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I’ve had a headache all day… now I realise it was a metamorphosis, like a woman birthing herself. Can’t you tell? I’m a GOD. https://t.co/LB35cltpr9

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Antonia is kind of a badass. “Come by in 5 hours. I’ll be dead by then. Don’t screw up the eulogy.” *mic drop* https://t.co/jVFUxIxXIw

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OMG HE ET THE FETUS. I did not remember that part. 😳🤮 https://t.co/cDpB27SK84

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Holy crap the original version supposedly included an actual shot of John Hurt eating a fetus. And they showed this on Masterpiece Theatre. 😳 https://t.co/fzgVwOnPNV

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RT @LeeFlower: Having something to do with my hands during meetings really helps me focus. As a junior dev I used to knit, but then stopped…

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RT @LeeFlower: < but now I think I’ve reached a point in my career where I can probably get away with “I can discuss technical architecture…

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For a work event today, we’re all dressing up as characters from shows we’re watching during isolation. There are a lot of Tiger Kings. I, of course, went with Ancient Rome. 🍷🔪 https://t.co/5OLNNyIqGI

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Did you see that our Summit is going to be online on May 13? Keynotes from Andy Jassy and Werner Vogels, and I’ll be doing the “Newbie’s Guide to Getting Started” session right after! https://t.co/pvTQhtye7n

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RT @RobertKlemko: Last month was the first March without a school shooting in the United States since 2002.

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RT @AWSCloudANZ: We’re here to help — learn how our customers are accessing complimentary virtual #AWSTraining to remain workforce ready 🤓.…

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RT @matvelloso: For the last time, 5G is not causing the coronavirus.

It’s blockchain that’s causing all of this.

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@stephenlead @msharp I got very excited many years back when I heard about Rentachook (https://t.co/247K1OesOE), but the Snook says he got pecked enough collecting eggs as a child that he’s over chickens. And I am also slightly afraid of birds. So it was a no go on the chicken dream. 🙁

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@msharp @stephenlead Adorable? THEY’RE DINOSAURS. WITH CLAWS.

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Rewatching True Blood and debating the operation of the iStakes. “They should go off when you go out of range,” says the Snook, “like the shopping trolleys.” 😂

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RT @AdiShavit: Mathematician and genius John Conway, inventor of The Game of Life has succumbed to COVID-19 today. What a terrible loss for…

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Uh oh, finally one it got wrong! https://t.co/Ck37dqQ7RX

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The Snook and I started exploring the possibility of moving overseas for a while. Yeah, that’s working out well for us now. https://t.co/xgBbehInef

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@hannahyanfield I certainly hope so!

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RT @glamoureptile: I’m not coming out of my cage nor am I doing just fine

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Back to I, Claudius… and hey @hannahyanfield, baby Caligula just appeared! https://t.co/aIXQwzIqLY

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@hannahyanfield “And only I knew that the number 17 upset him dreadfully…”

What. https://t.co/3Dovmi06q1

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Rodd: “And who do you think stole Germanicus’s lucky charm?”
Me: “How should I know? Oh right. Evil little shit Caligula.” https://t.co/uqs8KpXUjf

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Rodd: Is that… Nursie??

Holy crap, it is! Martina the Poisoner is Nursie from Blackadder! https://t.co/EAKRz5aAUx

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I mean, who hasn’t thrown an orgy to celebrate the birth of a grandchild? https://t.co/yyrL5ZEwwU

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Just a little Poisoner’s Book Club… https://t.co/Is1wh79CTY

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RT @chadloder: Coronavirus has revealed that 40% of us can work from home without the world falling apart, and the other 60% should honestl…

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Whoa. Real bummer of a way to end a dinner party – a tale of prostitution, bestiality, filth, obscenity, capped off with a stabbing. 😳 https://t.co/Y50AMaX3lF

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Yay, it’s John Hurt! So creepy. Gifting porn to his uncle. 🤮 https://t.co/GQsFBXRpp0

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Wow. Patrick Stewart is nailing Claudius’s sister, and got her to roofie her husband. Next step MURDER. (Ew, he’s super hairy!) https://t.co/a2o40o2272

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I’ve been doing a rewatch of True Blood, and earlier today the Snook rolled his eyes at how silly and campy it was. I have now just pointed out the irony while watching “I, Claudius.” IT’S THE SAME. (He concedes the point.)

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John Hurt is AMAZING and SO CREEPY. (That’s his great-grandma btw.) https://t.co/MQ49bfcFq2

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RT @andrehenry: It’s like we’re living in Pride Rock when Scar took over

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@hannahyanfield FINALLY!! ❤️

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“Goodbye Grandmother…” Farewell Livia, Queen of Heaven! https://t.co/JKOeP0K2s1

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@hannahyanfield BUT ROGER MOORE

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Ned Kelly by Sidney Nolan. I can’t explain why – I just love it. https://t.co/IdQepz9X2u https://t.co/8Z1HXvhRNq

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Me: Oh no. Tim Brooke-Taylor died of corona.
The Snook: …. Well, that’s bullshit. 😢 https://t.co/wqnq2S7KBA

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@gilmae @hannahyanfield PatStew as Sejanus is giving him a run for his money tho…

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@hannahyanfield @gilmae But did you SEE Roger Moore skiing down a hill to California Girls while being shot at by machine guns??

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@hannahyanfield @gilmae And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (both of which are from books by Ian Fleming!). #uselesstrivia

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@gilmae @hannahyanfield Hand on heart, I woke up with Duran Duran’s “A View to a Kill” in my head and just made Spotify play it. Legit banger.

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Crispy pulled pork, coleslaw, and sweet corn. 😍 https://t.co/uzlwlExUfg

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And here we go again… Least sexy gladiators EVER. 😳 https://t.co/cDxqdkcxrH

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As a tall woman, I feel triggered. https://t.co/u5yykdinS0

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“We’ll talk when I get back…” I’m getting a real Ned Stark vibe from Augustus here… https://t.co/CFhbUZiadI

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Bad figs. “If you berate me on my death bed,” says the Snook, “I’ll HAUNT you.” https://t.co/BWuEwuFALc

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Yay, Picard! In a curly wig! And he just stone cold stabbed a dude. https://t.co/HS5OFJsJuw

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@pwcc Yeah, I spent the night convinced I was getting sick. Feel fine today, thankfully.

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RT @RonanDunneVZ: Another powerful visual demonstration of the effect of social distancing via Ohio Dept of Health https://t.co/iZ9SajAliP

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RT @tamaradull: @AWScloud announced that it’s making available an #AWS #COVID19 dataset, which it says is a centralized repository of data…

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@lemon_lime LOLLLLLL

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@julielerman @dylanbeattie I’m currently tracking Other Kris Howard’s Lush delivery. Maybe she’s stressed – I hope it helps. 🤷‍♀️

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RT @airandspace: On this day in 1993, Ellen Ochoa become the first Hispanic woman to fly in space: https://t.co/TcfrydAx4h #BecauseOfHerSto…

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@pwcc I came back from Coles today seething. I got everything I wanted, but people did just NOT grok the 1.5m thing. I resolved to next time carry a 1.5m stick and start poking people with it.

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RT @MeatMechSuit: @AwfulyPrideful https://t.co/9xiXE9Clre

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@angelabeechan I’d say separation of church and state, but really, they get very few public holidays at all to be honest.

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Of course I see the recipe for Dole Whip *after* I get back from the grocery store. 😩🍍 https://t.co/MiMnOmB9H0

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RT @hunter_hhhh: dont make me tap the sign https://t.co/fH3lNw0o1u

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@gabehollombe Season 1 of VM is one of the best standalone seasons of TV ever. Quality thereafter gets a bit more variable, but I still love it.

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@gabehollombe If you watch it, you’ll have to message me after each ep and tell me your predictions for the various mysteries. 🙂

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@minxdragon @BugHunterSam Sam probably can’t pull it off, but I’m sure you and I could add “All y’all” to that list. 😜

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RT @SchittsCreek: Catherine O’Hara was just live on Instagram and THIS is how she signed off. https://t.co/bexHLDmEyu

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Just watched the #SchittsCreek finale and sobbed my eyes out, in the best way. I needed that. ❤️ Well done @danjlevy @annefrances @Realeugenelevy @olreid @emilyhampshire @PopTV @SchittsCreek 👏👏👏

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Back to the Claudians…

Me: Who are these kids now? How many years have we jumped?!
Rodd (singing): They’re going to dooooo eeeeet… https://t.co/yEM5nvMxJF

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Me: Julia’s making out with Abed!
Rodd: That’s Herod the younger. https://t.co/TUmxkz1zK1

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That’s not a wolf… it’s a puuuuuppy! 🐺❤️ https://t.co/ToIJH2FFJk

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Did she just grab Herod by the…? Yup. https://t.co/JanMRI9F3A

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Perfect Pan Pizza, homemade by the Snook! (Recipe from @kenjilopezalt at @seriouseats.) ❤️🍕 https://t.co/zVYadEQelH

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WAIT. He’s not Herod. I was misled! (He’s hot though. I see why Julia hit that.) https://t.co/knNFkovz9s

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LOL. Bachelors are “murderers of their own posterity.” https://t.co/KCmsvtw1eE

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ORGY PANFLUTE. https://t.co/KgPrCcTHU9

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“Did you sleep with my daughter?” “Not… sleep.” 😂 https://t.co/LxUJRbBQSC

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Now I’m getting bummed out by classical slutshaming. 🙁 https://t.co/Q3wDJ4Cdgs

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Me: “LOL. Old Augustus looks like Boss Nass.”
Rodd: “He WAS Boss Nass!”
Me: “WHATTTTTT” https://t.co/nmKh4ei4H1

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@unixbigot I feel like I did, a very long time ago, but I don’t remember much…

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@unixbigot SAME!!

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@darthted I’m as disappointed in myself as you are.

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@darthted OH MY GOD we are now listening to the I Podius podcast and @hodgman just mentioned the Boss Nass thing. HOW DID I MISS THIS

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@hannahyanfield It’s the series “I, Claudius”. It’s very long so we’re watching in bits. (Caligula does turn up later!)

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@crankymate @darthted @hannahyanfield Ha. On the I, Podius podcast they talk about how there are an entire generation of us with that experience. 😂

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Staying in this Autumn suddenly got a whole lot comfier… https://t.co/zpJnXosDcb

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RT @HamillHimself: Red 5 standing by… https://t.co/dNs2xwWQTH

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@sundress Yup. Ordered yesterday for delivery next week, but they turned up TODAY! https://t.co/UakADSwTq6

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RT @FangirlTennant: Got myself dolled up and locked up in Quarantine. Still waiting for the rescue. https://t.co/Zi9zDrnsSl

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@gilmae @hannahyanfield And live-tweeting it.

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RT @MelissaLDavey: Victorian premier Daniel Andrews has issued this statement: https://t.co/U2dVwSvDiU

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RT @chlosephine_: jane austen understood that nothing is sexier than standing seven feet away from someone, making brief eye contact, and t…

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@LeenaVanD You are literally the only person I’ve seen who’s played it who didn’t love it. I find this fascinating. (I haven’t played it. It looks… kinda weird.)

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RT @BugHunterSam: If you are in an online chat group and someone addresses the room with, “Hi Guys”, I created this meme you can use to res…

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@chrisgander My friend, as much as it pains me – a diehard Pacey & Joey shipper from way back – to say, have you actually watched Dawson’s Creek lately? It…. doesn’t hold up.

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Definitely Buffy, Veronica Mars… and I’m gonna go with Gossip Girl for pure entertainment value. (Can I move Pacey to one of the other shows??) @JennaGuillaume https://t.co/waM9C9JEOT

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@JennaGuillaume My husband and I have now spent 15 minutes arguing over this. Highlight of my day.

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@chrisgander Hey, not arguing that the fanvids and fanfics aren’t good! But the actual show… garbage.

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@chrisgander Also, Rodd just saw me watching that and rolled his eyes, and I had to explain that a GROWN-ASS MAN WITH CHILDREN sent it to me.

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RT @PaisleyMuseum: BBC Scotland’s documentary “The Town that Thread Built” is availible on the iPlayer until April 21st. Well worth a watch…

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RT @drphiliplee1: Remember how almost this time last year, Chernobyl came out on HBO/Sky and everyone thought how horrific the empty street…

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@cbetta Looks delicious!! 👏

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RT @TheresaNeate: In collaboration with the @ministryoftest, we have just released the on-demand workshop “Hands-on Intro to AWS and a Tast…

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@indefensible Wasn’t the original by Barry Manilow?

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RT @tobyhede: If you’re feeling confined, at least know it’s having an effect. https://t.co/oUm3D7vjK3

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Tempted to photoshop James Bond into that circle in the middle. https://t.co/1dkWsD4ldu

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RT @DaveedDiggs: Thanks for putting the band back together @johnkrasinski https://t.co/FFGfFDVHOo https://t.co/5UTw3aJwp5

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RT @voidrantsback: Don’t let Scott Morrison take credit for Australians flattening the curve. We were self-isolating and working from home…

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Testing another mask pattern. This is the Olson Mask from @makerhealthco. Has a pocket for a filter and fits over the ears with hair ties! 🐵 https://t.co/uFBzGZoQEQ

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Another mask – this one the Ragmask from ragmask. Very quick and dirty, but also quite beaklike. I like the wire formed over the nose… https://t.co/aXhMk0OaNO

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Blog post! Pattern Round-up: Free Face Masks. In which I compare easy of construction, fit, and comfort for three mask patterns from @freesewing_org, @makerhealthco, and @ragmaskedbandit. (Spoiler: we have very different head shapes.) https://t.co/Dr6PIfppiS https://t.co/E9u6qsUmz6

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@cczona @ragmaskedbandit Oooh, this a fantastic idea!

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RT @web_goddess: Blog post! Pattern Round-up: Free Face Masks. In which I compare easy of construction, fit, and comfort for three mask pat…

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RT @carlfish: Today, George R. R. Martin, citing “twenty-five years of accumulated narrative debt” announced that he has begun the process…

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@chixors Brilliant! I will definitely do that. What pattern are you using??

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