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  • Shared today on Twitter

    Road testing different sew-at-home face mask patterns. First up – @freesewing_org’s Fu Mask. It makes me feel like Shredder from the Ninja Turtles movie. (Full blog post coming about all masks later in the week…) https://t.co/OkUfdcDx4K https://t.co/9LG98MgBx4


    @amitchell01 Actually the crafters are all doing great!! It’s the rest of you muggles who are probably climbing the walls. 😂


    RT @flanaganagain_: I admit I did not have COBOL programmer shortage on my end-times bingo card. https://t.co/ick5JhlpHo


    RT @wikkit: Some German words you might find useful now:
    Fernweh: the opposite of homesickness, a longing to be elsewhere
    Kummerspeck: grie…


  • Shared today on Twitter

    Question in the SMH Trivia Quiz today: What kind of animal is a decapod?

    Me: Crustacean. 100%.

    @hannahyanfield and @the_snook: What? Are you sure?

    Me: DID YOU GUYS EVEN SEE MOANA. “You can’t expect a demi-god to beat a decapod…” 🎵🦀


    RT @CBSNews: ADORABLE: With a fun tune from “Moana,” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has the perfect way to entertain his daughter Tia while he w…


    @voltagex @hannahyanfield @the_snook Right??!


    Ready to separate for the sleeves! #topdown #colorwork https://t.co/PyWpKHuATx https://t.co/X5ADF85Vwg


    RT @jeffbarr: My #AWS colleague Marcia Villalba (@foobar_codes) publishes a new video every Tuesday, and just launched a new series that wi…


    Well. @NASA has brought back the Worm logo. I’ll admit it looks pretty cool on a stark white rocket, but I’m #teammeatball4lyfe. https://t.co/IFa3hoKK0z https://t.co/JTYnmilmqb


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    @evanderkoogh That I’m going to get connected to a random staging environment?


    Our respective companies do Friday afternoon virtual drinks *very* differently. 😂 https://t.co/gKl08EA9oZ https://t.co/c3hk0QaFuj


    That devolved quickly. https://t.co/pui88rz8Jz


    @JedWatson @evanderkoogh Ahh, and my mind went to Chat Roulette and the potential to see things you might not want to see. 😂


    @gilmae @the_snook told me in a horrified whisper that he was wearing a tuxedo shirt with a lounge suit. Quelle horreur! We shall have to pretend not to know him.


    RT @the_snook: @web_goddess @gilmae In these trying times we have to make do with what we have on hand.


    So we made an amazing discovery on Google Play. I’ve only seen this once before, and years ago. Let’s do it! Sex and murder and poison and Brian Blessed… https://t.co/3LuZsonKKw


    Full body shudder within the first two minutes. “And you said you regretted it wasn’t in HD!” “Yeah, that was a bad call.” https://t.co/qLxei7V8iR


    Oh right. I forgot the weird framing device that the Sybil told him we would be reading his story 1900 years later… https://t.co/gvlUy5Yb9N


    Ten minutes in and we have problematic topless African dancers, Dr. Who, and BRIAN BLESSED with a blond pageboy wig. https://t.co/82W3MHpnSf


    What a sniveling man-child… “Kiddie fiddler,” muttered the Snook. https://t.co/64jGB4yVhb


    “No, no my dear. Goodness has nothing to do with it.” STONE COLD. https://t.co/gSAcPVJ6EP


    There there. Don’t be cry. https://t.co/BEtDjKdVsE


    @JulieKalitis BRILLIANT. Thank you!


    It me. And you’re all the rabble. https://t.co/m1WvxmE2fp


    Wait, wait. Agrippa is living in Lesbos?? 😳 https://t.co/lyKCZTfnc1


    Well, this is all very interesting. 😏 (Me: 9 years have passed? Tiberius looks exactly the same! Rodd: That’s because he was a 45yo playing 25.) https://t.co/gilTCu3eTK


    Livia… They say a snake bit her once. And the snake DIED. 🐍 https://t.co/ypRINcGIOw


    Why does he keep referring to boiled asparagus?!? https://t.co/xhXcVq7UdF


    Because why wouldn’t you bake a Quarantine Celebration Carrot Cake the size of your head? 😂❤️🥕🍰 https://t.co/SGeyoyFJns


    RT @Jimllpaintit: Can you please paint The Artist Formerly Known As Prince having a fight with Prince Harry over who is least known as Prin…


    @misswired I didn’t know he was going for a triple decker! I simply pointed out that we had some extra frosting in the freezer that we should use up… 😜


    @gilmae We just gave a big chunk to our neighbours.


    RT @uwsgeezer: I haven’t wept since this all began. Then I saw this outside our neighbor’s apartment. This person works in one of the area…


  • Shared today on Twitter

    RT @kcassowary: Brisbane web developers: we’re looking for someone to join our team! I strongly encourage any women who are interested to a…


    Tea time!! Thanks @jpofoz for the surprise Portuguese tart delivery. ❤️ https://t.co/qy0NypxcuJ https://t.co/v92q0kXAzk


    Virtual Stitch and Bitch in progress! 🍷🧶 https://t.co/S3VWdIHOVq https://t.co/N01a8Z2KjC


    “This is a crazy amount of cake.”

    What is… things my husband says in the kitchen that are AWESOME, Alex.

    ❤️


    @randomknits https://t.co/fn5nhBuqGM


    Uh, yes. That is a lot of cake. https://t.co/K49jZFTqQV https://t.co/8yPV9KvWux


    RT @EmojiMashupBot: 😣 persevering + 😷 med-mask = https://t.co/x9tgPN8vWw


    RT @ThePoke: BREAKING: Panic in White House as scientists confirm loss of taste could be symptom of COVID-19 https://t.co/h5y6PFTOmv


    I need to read more optimistic things like this. Thanks @mrmoneymustache… https://t.co/UrcfWXPYuJ


  • Shared today on Twitter

    You’ll be pleased to hear I fixed my knitting cock-up last night. It took me, no joke, like 10x longer than it did to knit it incorrectly in the first place. There’s probably a lesson there for the technology industry, if only I could put my finger on it… 🤔 https://t.co/Gz9GMyo7zW


    RT @ShenovaFashion: Hedy Lamarr Wifi Patent Figures Dress Now on Sale – https://t.co/gEvOxzSQjV #cybersecurity #womenintech #WomenInSTEM #C…


    RT @dats: Behold the edited @jburnmurdoch graphic that’s circulating around Asia. At least they didn’t remove the credit… https://t.co/MO…


    @MichelePlayfair @andykelk I’m on my second order from the local bakery…


    Please, please tell me that “soonicorn” isn’t really a thing. 🙄 @mattallen @hannahyanfield @rosepowell


    @hannahyanfield You guys could make this, easily! Most of it is just chopping. I use this recipe: https://t.co/tVuRUqNlha. Leave out the fernbrake and adjust for what else you’ve got on hand.


    Twenty years ago tonight (!!?) I kissed the cute boy in the office I was crushing on. He’s still my best friend and makes me happy every single day. ❤️ https://t.co/Qwphrux6Bp https://t.co/tWVl3d56Yr


    RT @drankturpentine: been lying in bed so long my grandson is going to take over a chocolate factory


    RT @lucyhagueknits: New pattern – Kirriemuir scarf/shawl. The all-over cable pattern is inspired by Pictish artwork and explores the relati…


    RT @FourRedShoes: The #AprilFools of Regency costuming https://t.co/64UKp7nJkx


  • Shared today on Twitter

    RT @OpenJonathan: It’s all about pasta. ♥️

    https://t.co/7Ov5aAIg44


    @randommandelbot 😍


    RT @GovGoogles: did carole baskin kill her husband


    Hm. Why doesn’t my stitch count work out? 🤔 (5 min later…) DAMN IT HERMIONE YOU READ THE PATTERN WRONG. Somewhere @randomknits felt the disturbance in the Knitting Force and is giggling… 😩


    Continuing to perfect my Bibimbap! Rice, beef, bean sprouts, cucumber, zucchini, carrot, and kimchi… ❤️ https://t.co/tKxE7mktMO https://t.co/tGesl44WET


    @codepo8 Same. Lots of people looking for work, I guess. 😕


    RT @rts_rob: Want more information on today’s release of AWS Step Functions support in the AWS Toolkit for VSCode? We have that too!

    Have…


    Why Peggy Olson Is One of the Best TV Characters This Century—As Explained by Elisabeth Moss https://t.co/tZ5Shj9JNH // I’d say I’m an equal mix of Peggy Olson and Leslie Knope, to be honest.


    @aurynn I hate them every year, so… x1000.


  • Shared today on Twitter

    My ability to survive Monday afternoon VCs improved significantly when the Snook snuck in with coffee and a slice of rhubarb tart. 😍☕️ https://t.co/XAzYVUCEDG https://t.co/RvjGzRhjin


    My @wildspiritdistillingco gin just turned up! Okay, Monday, you’re doing your best. You’re all right. ❤️🍸 (Thanks @i386!!) https://t.co/7baZBjqRYO https://t.co/Fevp19qDqo


    @MichelePlayfair @Paul_Bone @clevergirl Yes! 100%. Just pick any lucky talisman – be it a pair of socks, a Sharpie, a favourite clicker. Makes a huge difference.


    @crankymate I’ll refer you to my head of IT, @the_snook…


    @i386 First experiment: Gin Rickey! https://t.co/uB3xf6bHdD


    I made dinner! Pressure Cooker Butternut Squash Risotto With Frizzled Sage and Brown Butter from @seriouseats… (I added some chicken!) https://t.co/qLltTygGBj https://t.co/9g6BUrHfmK


    @the_snook @i386 You got a Snook tweet! You should put that on the bottle. 😂


    @i386 @the_snook Only those two. It’s a school night after all. 😉


    RT @QuinnyPig: A quick @awscloud capacity observation for various journalists!

    AWS sells excess capacity as something known as “spot insta…


  • Shared today on Twitter

    RT @amazonnews: New on our COVID-19 blog: Two #coronavirus technologies powered by @AWSCloud, including Boston Children’s Hospital’s https:…


    Me: Dude. https://t.co/2OLCO6HfU4

    Rodd: We’re gonna need to be quarantined for a few more weeks before we get to that point.


    This, from the guy who keeps quoting “The Lighthouse” at me. 😂


    @randomknits Pretty!


  • Shared today on Twitter

    Rhubarb and Ginger Tart, courtesy of the Snook, fancy decoration and all. ❤️ https://t.co/HmSt2aSTvn https://t.co/xrEQWRZWJG


    RT @kumailn: Some days I’m like “Everything is going to be ok.” And some days I’m like “But how?”


    Swatching… https://t.co/J904V9XAXa https://t.co/J4nYhbY3on


    RT @MoominvalleyTV: 💪❤️”Be brave, Moomintroll. Just be brave!” – Moomintroll (Moominvalley)❤️💪

    #Moomin #Moominvalley #wholesome #positiveq…


    RT @KathyReid: A beautiful #knitting project on @kickstarter – which turns designs into beautiful knitted garments, helping to revive a sle…


  • Shared today on Twitter

    @ButlerMaurice Cross stitch is easy – the stitches are by nature square. Knitting them was a lot harder! https://t.co/i6PZK6CsNu


    Very relevant to conversations I’ve had with folks in @SydTechLeaders… https://t.co/PFS5F8V86X


    RT @Reuters: WHO is changing the phrase ‘social distancing’ to recommend ‘physical distancing,’ encouraging people to stay connected via so…


    RT @c0nc0rdance: The good news: I’m living like a billionaire.

    The bad news: It’s Howard Hughes. https://t.co/mIdgVFjteo


    So it turns out “Brighten your day and stave off cabin fever during this time of global uncertainty whilst also doing my part to support a local business doing it tough” isn’t one of the standard reasons florists provide for sending flowers. 🤷‍♀️💐 https://t.co/pxgEBNlRPF


    @mmastertheone I went with “Just Because”.


    Spaghetti Aglio e Olio with lots of kale… https://t.co/iaQXZHGpuu https://t.co/GcYC775LmG


    @bron2042 It was tasty! And Rodd hates dealing with kale (but happily eats it), so I did this one.


    Tiger King is BLOWING MY MIND. 🐯🤯


    RT @nocontextroyco: The Roys sure do look great, but what do their tastes say about them? @rachsyme wrote about it for @NewYorker https:/…


    RT @CarmeNogales: Hourglass of time and destiny ⏳.

    Please stay safe. It is going to pass soon.

    #illustration #goodomens #GoodOmensFanArt…


    Good Omens fan fic in which Crowley learns to knit, popularises yarnbombing (of course; I TOLD you it was evil), and knits Aziraphale a cabled sweater. And no, somehow I didn’t write it! ❤️ https://t.co/iursUr5Poe