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    RT @lindamciver: Tracing when people received the government covid19 text and looking for patterns in when/why – please fill out and share…

    @MichelePlayfair @Amys_Kapers Shite, just realised I didn’t take down the upcoming talks on mine. 🙁

    RT @t0mmy44: Jacinda Ardern has told Kiwis to act as though they already have COVID-19. I would like to ask my fellow Australians to act as…

    RT @Kendragarden: One thing I’ve learned so far in quarantine is that my husband refuses to microwave anything for 45 seconds, he always do…

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    Office setup. Bought that stand at @officeworks a few years back for $70. It’s a pain to configure, but it’s nice to be able to stand up for a bit. https://t.co/Mc5XpVCUzb https://t.co/OxiyUyy5rI

    @hitsthings There are always giant bowls of them in conference meeting rooms

    RT @nocontextomens: and remember to stick to social distancing, unlike a certain angel and a demon i could mention 👀 https://t.co/DFPM2h6lhy

    @gilmae LOL. Poor Magic Mouse is on his last, uh, legs tbh. Chews through batteries and has a habit of disconnecting from Bluetooth multiple times a day.

    Just want to give a shoutout to @JaycarAU for great service today! I needed a lapel mic on short notice, and they were able to deliver to my house in under two hours and I didn’t even have to step outside. Pretty awesome. 👏

    RT @DoctorWho_BBCA: Incoming message… #DoctorWho https://t.co/lTXziuzWVQ

    @voltagex @stilgherrian Take care, buddy.

    RT @mobywhale: Please reach out to us if you / anyone you know need help with anything job search related. https://t.co/1fvreLF9PA

    @JuddWinick @randomknits SO TEMPTED DONNA.

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    RT @AOC: The 1st of the month is coming up.

    One thing that you can do right now if you’ve been financially impacted is call ALL your bill…

    RT @MarkAgee: So we’re doing The Trolley Problem but the most important thing is to save the trolley

    RT @turzaak: @RealSexyCyborg I keep coming to the conclusion that people are hung-up on the 3D-printed-mask idea because it lets them play…

    The Maker movement in a nutshell… #grumpycrafterwithasewingmachine https://t.co/7QcbZrotSx

    Meh, I know I’m being a little uncharitable, what with people printing respirators and such. I know folks mean well. I just thought that reply was 🔥 and so, so on point.

    @The_McJones “Spent a few hours working on a schematic for a new bio containment unit…” vs “printed out and taped together a pattern for a blouse.” 😂

    @turzaak Oh no, they do. A non-trivial number of men love to tell me about Jacquard looms, despite the fact that I’m a knitter and a coder and I’ve given entire tech talks on the topic. It’ll happen. You can set your watch by it.

    Can’t believe it took me a full week of WFH to realise I could knit during VC meetings… https://t.co/nZefZzkwHW

    @twasink @Reidyd I don’t knit nearly as much as people think I do these days, truth be told.

    “Are you watching the news?”
    “No, I’m too busy getting my ass kicked.“ https://t.co/PvLAXHpw1M https://t.co/eidIIlQ4Kk

    For what it’s worth, my wedding only had five people and was live streamed on the Internet. #aheadofthecurve 💅

    RT @Peter_Fitz: Love this, sent by a mate:

    “Your parents were called on to fight world wars, you are being called on to wash your hands an…

    @julielerman We were a mere 5 years later! Granted, “streaming” meant a very tiny, blurry Windows Media Player file… 😂

    One good thing today: Petey’s radioactivity has gone down enough that he can sit on us and have cuddles again! (His poo is still dangerous for another week though.) https://t.co/h49VOX29C8 https://t.co/RhhoF11y3x

    RT @tobyhede: Nothing says “these rules were made by men” like limiting haircuts to 30 minutes

    @gilmae This thing where you are up past 10pm is definitely the weirdest part of quarantine.

    @gilmae The only thing keeping me from going full cave-dwelling nocturnal Gollum is the daily team video checkin at 8:30.

    Given my current level of disillusionment with most politicians, today’s hat choice was an easy one. 😾✊ https://t.co/IjlpeHDWRn https://t.co/Q9ONsGCNcZ

    Ventured out to @brickfieldsbakery to pick up my pre-order this morning. We’re making a conscious effort to support our local businesses as much as we can. ❤️ https://t.co/7U9gQZswK8 https://t.co/yVHEZeV5hU

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    @gilmae You can get PINK gin in a can? 😳

    RT @johnb78: This is incredibly important (the whole thing is also worth a read) https://t.co/Ie31ACOoer https://t.co/QUtgSqDu7a

    @mseckington It’s quilted to look like knitting??! That’s AWESOME

    Every time a random, crappy, entitled recruiter spams me on LinkedIn, I appreciate more and more how great the folks are at @LookaheadSearch. (Unsolicited endorsement prompted by random entitled spammy recruiter.)

    RT @EmmaBostian: DEVELOPERS DO NOT NEED CS DEGREES
    DEVELOPERS DO NOT NEED CS DEGREES
    DEVELOPERS DO NOT NEED CS DEGREES
    DEVELOPERS DO NOT NE…

    😍 So happy to see my @oooobysyd box on the doorstep today! If you’d like to get fruit & veg delivery – and support a local biz – you should sign up. $20 off if you use my code GMMLGX https://t.co/osl5ZMGHAk https://t.co/SjJNaOyMH8

    @gilmae I think I get a $10 credit. But I’ve also chipped in an extra $10 on each order which they’re using to provide free boxes to folks who are out of work, etc. So consider it a freebie.

    RT @the_snook: @web_goddess @OooobySyd I have never in my life been so excited to see a potato.

    @WheelieGoodGame I’m okay. Turns out that getting a good night’s sleep makes a massive, massive difference. How are you??

    @notsolonecoder That’s not even a dark pattern… it’s just a stupid pattern. 😳

    @stevelikesyou @LookaheadSearch Ugh. It’s very frustrating. “I see there are roles in Brisbane.” “I’m in Sydney, not Brisbane, so I’m not the hiring manager.” “So how about you introduce me to whoever is?” Yeah, no. I find it mindblowing that people would just demand strangers intro them to colleagues.

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    Started watching the 1967 David Niven “Casino Royale,” and that nonsense was INCOMPREHENSIBLE. (And weirdly racist towards Scottish people??) So we gave up in favour of the obvious… https://t.co/lqghZC4AjJ

    I sewed myself a T-shirt today. Nothing special; just a plain red vee-neck. But hey, it kept me from reading the news. https://t.co/YIESQMQfYO https://t.co/N8wdd32aTu

    @rikkiends A free pattern, in fact! The Mica T-shirt from Leila Jeyne Patterns: https://t.co/1VDRTNNQ4g. Knits can be tricky, but I found them much easier once I got an overlocker. I still struggle with the hems though.

    @rikkiends Once you make one, it’s incomprehensible how cheap they are sold given how much work is still involved. Somebody is being paid very little to make the ones in the shops. 😕

    RT @PennyRed: Quarantine day 6, and we’re all: -quietly reading improving books
    -doing crafts with the three people we’re allowed to see ti…

    RT @SuneAuken: Trust the Germans for effective communication. #COVID19 https://t.co/3RJymX38Mk

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    Quilting and Mr. Knightley… https://t.co/sC05ueLyuc https://t.co/ouo3F79fCj

    From Knightley to Josh… https://t.co/A8nZzERlWC https://t.co/zr4coWObUC

    RIP Kenny Rogers. (Last night the Snook and I debated whether the Gambler dies in the song. This morning I found the Muppet Show version, which definitively answers the question. Also SUPER WEIRD to see a Muppet smoking!)

    https://t.co/D9jALkyfIh

    RT @HistoryMuppet: Rest In Peace to the legendary Kenny Rogers.

    Thank you for always lifting us up ❤️ https://t.co/iYlcMaBAEd

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    You guys – my sister is a baker and she just invented Corona virus cake pops. 😂 I wonder if I could get pop rocks delivered?? #ronapops https://t.co/hMnfSemovM

    We are incredibly fortunate to be able to cook tasty food when the world is crazy. The Snook made pressure cooker beef ribs (that involved 1.5L of wine!!) that we paired with my cauliflower mash and zucchini, as well as zucchini bread for dessert. SO GOOD. 🍷 https://t.co/RHFDm9th24

    @shermozle https://t.co/5ELpropQVv We used cask wine and port. So delicious!

    Very effective illustration of the right way to wash your hands! https://t.co/rdlzCDKugO

    @Mandy_Kerr ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT

    @gcouprie What is that deliciousness?

    @hannahcancode @Amys_Kapers @developerjack @Qantas Virgin first announced they were gifting everybody status credits over the next year, and then the next day they added that they’re extending a year too.

    RT @jeffbarr: #AWS Diagnostic Development Initiative (DDI) – Support ($20M to start) for innovation in rapid and accurate patient testing f…

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    TFW you stagger out from the home office and discover treasure on the benchtop… ❤️🍞 https://t.co/NNj0GgVkx0 https://t.co/mZle6qQRKk

    RT @KFILE: What a damning indictment of Fox News from the Post video team here. https://t.co/r8Fz8vo5KV

    @gilmae 🤔

    End of day VC catchup with team, and in unthinking desperation for any conversation that isn’t virus-related I asked one of the guys if he’d caught any Pokemon lately. Sadly, he confirmed that COVID has been “a big cramp on the Pokemon lifestyle…” 😂 Best laugh I had all day.

    “Make Do and Mend.” 18yrs ago I moved to Oz, and since I couldn’t yet get a job, I hand sewed a quilt from old shirts and bedsheets. I was really proud of it. Over time some of the fabric started to wear through, so tonight I added the first patches… #visiblemending https://t.co/OeefZ8xDBS

    @randomknits Welcome back!

    RT @jeffbarr: Working From Home? Here’s How #AWS Can Help – https://t.co/6dZGkEw44I https://t.co/0TOCRmkIIp

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    “So,” says the Snook, “if they order a complete lockdown… does that mean I’M locked in with YOU, or YOU’RE locked in with ME??” 😂 https://t.co/x7t1VP9l5Y

    @frankarr @iRobot https://t.co/gy1l9sOvRd

    @BeauGiles Ha, Broadway? We saw that yesterday and did a double-take too.

    RT @GovGoogles: can we do lockdown yet or is there still some more hillsong events

    RT @alicegoldfuss: Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
    There’s errors on her console already, kubernetes

    @IanMmmm @rchrdbyd Monster.

    @girlgerms @notessensei Hey @knitterjp it’s your fave phrase!

    Trying to decide if my stubborn dedication to ratting on @GoGet users who don’t leave 1/4 tank in the car makes me an overly sanctimonious jerk or the last bulwark of common decency in these troubled times.

    @starbuxman What’s your record for staying in one place over the last few years?? I reckon you’re gonna break it! 😱

    @starbuxman Ha! 🏆

    @kouky @GoGet Phew! Glad to know I’m not the only one.

    @gojkoadzic I wish I’d known this a year ago!

    RT @mattallen: This may be inappropriate, but I’m deeply curious.

    How much personal runway does you household have if you had no income?…

    @randomknits 👏👏👏👏

    @randomknits Juniper berries?

    @perrynfowler @mattallen 😂😂

    RT @jrhunt: If you’re using AppStream, Chime, WorkSpaces, or Connect to help with your COVID-19 related business changes then please reach…

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    @ChrisShort Yup. Click on Effects and then keep scrolling.

    “YOU LEFT ME THERE FOR A WEEK.” Petey’s down 500g, radioactive, and he’s got a wicked scratch from his escape attempt. But he’s home… ❤️ https://t.co/LolWvCvkXF https://t.co/RhU08m3xL8

    RT @gemmacorrell: Made some reward stickers for y’all https://t.co/wRMrdFPG7q

    RT @m_tisserand: we are all edward hopper paintings now https://t.co/gpcmSiavkD

    RT @SJKSalisbury: Thankfully I haven’t had to go out and panic buy any food as I’ve been saving some plums in my icebox for this very occas…

    RT @AdrianDeLuca76: For those of us working from home & looking for productive ways to collaborate, here is a great article by @AlexCasalbo…

    @mmastertheone Ooh. That is relevant to my interests. Actually kind of tempted to make one for myself though…

    @hannes_lowette @BuildStuffConf 😍 Thanks Hannes!!

    RT @kmett: This. I work from home most of the time myself, and yet this week I’ve had zero productivity despite no _real_ change in my stat…

    @kmett Whatcha makin’?

    Whoops. Sorry @JennaPrice! 😂 https://t.co/p4TfLYlKka https://t.co/BIBlulfFN3

    @JennaPrice We are planning to use quite a bit of it in a short rib braise though…

    @kmett Sweet. You just reminded me I’ve got a Lolibot 80% complete… I should dig it out!

    RT @crrrowley: fuck it I’m going to self isolate on alpha centauri

    A few weeks back I sewed a “hug book” for my friend JJ’s baby Bella, and I recorded the process! https://t.co/nK7w3Gosh8

    RT @StephenKing: https://t.co/EMesZjE9Ob

    RT @UrsulaV: Crafters and artists of the internet, I don’t want to alarm anyone, but the time has come. We never thought it would happen, b…