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    Finished the Durrells Season 3 last night. I don’t understand all the swooning for Louisa-Spiro when beardy polymath Theo is standing *right there* in his three-piece suit with a fishtank full of crustaceans.

    Okay, so I know OTT pineapple love is kind of my thing, but even I think “Pineapple Lumps” sounds gross af. 🤮 https://t.co/xsVqAN7sUP

    @minxdragon @sauramaia 😲🤯

    RT @minxdragon: Omg for my knitty friends.

    Yarn grown from human skin cells could be knitted into your body
    It makes sense. Using the kni…

    @aurynn I went down this rabbithole a few years back. I used https://t.co/GkO8QKGrMD for a while but eventually settled on https://t.co/uAr9CIKi7t. All I really wanted was something that to pull in people’s social info and give me a searchable box where I could write down how I met them.

    RT @jina: Sigh. Speaker: “it’s a safe assumption my mom isn’t a software engineer”

    Is it? Why? Lots of moms are software engineers. 😬

    @aurynn Huh. Looks like the space has exploded since I last looked! But yes, hacking something is definitely more on brand. 😉 https://t.co/Rz3UTePdkz

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    Thinking of making next year’s @SydTechLeaders Techtivus rant a performance art piece where I bring in a desk and then set it on fire…. 🤔🔥

    @gilmae @SydTechLeaders There you go, CLIPPING MY WINGS. How can I bring my ART TO LIFE under these irksome “safety restrictions”??

    Can’t believe I forgot to ask @FourRedShoes about the single most shocking moment in Little Women: Meg bought TWENTY YARDS of silk to make dress?! I know Civil War era gowns were voluminous, but can that possibly be correct? 🤯🎪

    @darthted @gilmae @SydTechLeaders *grumble grumble virtual foot up your ass Ted grumble*

    @gilmae @darthted @SydTechLeaders Can I burn a desk if I put one of their stickers on it first?

    @FourRedShoes Ahh, cool! That was our best guess that didn’t make Meg CRAZY. @knitterjp @unlikelylibrary @randomknits

    Prepping for my first ever AWS Certification Quiz Show appearance with this legend in TEN MINUTES. https://t.co/o56cA3rCru ❤️😲 @AWSCloudANZ https://t.co/NqlTxT3qfS

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    RT @PFTompkins: I am sorry but the Iowa caucus is meaningless to me and the results should routinely be discounted. These are people who we…

    RT @IanColdwater: this website is free https://t.co/aBf9kuQFb2

    RT @UN_Women: Retweet if you
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    This week’s Spotify Discover Weekly is really good, and @frankarr just introduced me to bubble tea. So this week is starting to look up… https://t.co/gk5bIlp6QA

    You should hire @gilmae! https://t.co/e575u7LobV

    @LapTop006 @frankarr Not much of a tea drinker. ☕️

    @crankymate @frankarr Don’t get me started, Joel. 😠 (Different floor too.)

    @frankarr @crankymate Yeah, the bubble tea wore off.

    RT @FourRedShoes: Ok, I have seen #LittleWomenMovie…
    Are we ready?

    RT @M_Z_Harrison: A couple of weeks ago, two little girls in my village set up a SHOP on their verge with a little sign and a cash box. The…

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    @nswkidsguardian Is there some issue with your website? I have been trying to submit my WWC application for the past hour and it keeps timing out. I’ve tried multiple browsers and turned off extensions. Very frustrating!

    @devdevcharlie Jesus, that’s awful. You should report him.

    RT @phillip_webb: I seriously think devrel is the hardest gig in tech and I highly respect people that choose it as their profession.

    Amy Discovers Jo’s AO3 Handle and Drags Her in the March Family Groupchat – The Niche – LOLLLL THIS IS AMAZING @minxdragon https://t.co/pgfIuxQuo0

    Tapping out a Slack reply on my phone and have to lunge when my unattended shopping trolley nearly rolls into traffic. “And that…” the Snook drawls, “is why we don’t have a baby.” 😂

    @kcm74 I’m supposed to go to Singapore in two weeks. I love Singapore, but I suspect airports are going to suuuuuck.

    @andreasohlund @Indu_alagarsamy @danielmarbach I’m amused everybody thought it was a work message. These days I’m in a number of recreational Slack groups, and I was replying to a friend! So while we can blame connectedness, in this it wasn’t professional obligation.

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    I scored a very rare 1978 Charlie board game on Ebay, so who better to test it than my friends? “Was this game invented BEFORE DICE?!” For the record, Rory won. https://t.co/OSz02LKKtQ

    RT @YourWullie: In 1970, photographer Chris Morphet (pictured below) travelled to the Shetland Isles to document the Fair Isle industry.
    He…

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    RT @BeatlesPeteBest: Paul phoned me and asked me to join. That’s what got me into The Beatles. https://t.co/HrlqdrhrvQ

    RT @AWSCloudANZ: Registration is now open for our #AWSSummit Sydney 🇦🇺 2020 ! Join the #cloudcomputing community & learn how to build a fut…

    Oh god. I know this is going to WRECK ME but I can’t wait. I just want Mr. Peanutbutter and Todd and Princess Caroline to be happy… https://t.co/PYoPoy8OhA

    @unixbigot This information is relevant to my interests. An investigation is in order.

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    RT @philnash: If you’re looking to speak at your first or fiftieth developer conference I just put together a blog post that might help.

    A…

    The reward after a long day. Let’s do this! 🍻🧜🏻‍♀️ @palacecinemas #cinemareimagined #thelighthouse #palacecinemas https://t.co/1KeNrxrJi8 https://t.co/jWBaByWQWR

    The Lighthouse is BONKERS. I think (?) I loved it. Just asked the Snook to make me a cocktail reminiscent of turpentine and honey…

    “Damn. This rum isn’t high enough proof for me to set it on fire for you.”

    Reader, this is why I married him.

    “So what do you call it?”

    “Clam Juice.”

    *sputtering* “WHAT?!”

    “…kidding. It’s a Sazerac with honey.”

    😂❤️🥃 https://t.co/3C8LunSvIN

    “I didn’t say CLAM. I said LAMP. LAMP JUICE. That’s what you said you wanted!”

    😂😂😂

    Consider this a correction.

    Melbourne women! AWS is running a free Machine Learning & Big Data workshop on February 11th. Register here: https://t.co/m6y7il4pX9 @GGDmelb @MichelePlayfair @SarahMoran #shebuildsonaws #awscommunity https://t.co/UC7d3ykTx2

    @MichelePlayfair @GGDmelb @SarahMoran @lindamciver @fionascottym @akankshamalik96 @WWCodeMelbourne @WiMLDS_Melb Thanks for the tagging! (My brain is mush tonight.)

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    RT @zarascomics: Consent. https://t.co/PU1uTjkk95

    @ADuckIsMyFiend @developerjack @TheMartianLife @shivafordtweets I’m not really a fan – I hate watermelon the way @gilmae hates pineapple. *idea* THEY SHOULD MAKE A PINEAPPLE VERSION.

    @ADuckIsMyFiend @TheMartianLife @developerjack @shivafordtweets @gilmae I believe they have also done a mango version. I might have to try that Dragon Fruit one…

    @gilmae I do appreciate your commitment to publicising the middle name you and @randomknits invented for me. Seeding the identity for when I commit a crime and have to assume it fully… 😂

    Open it up and individually lift each egg slightly to see if it sticks (and thus has a secret break on the bottom).

    What? https://t.co/9DQ2CPOcvH

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    Evidently my mother-in-law is now a Tech Influencer and Early Adopter. https://t.co/KbbuIwZlHT

    This whole thread of advice for people starting out in tech is gold, but this one right here applies to *everybody*, IMHO. https://t.co/xcXxBQnYa1

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    @The_McJones I also liked the casting callback to something Michael said earlier: “Are you gonna sit there and say that every single Friend belongs in hell? I mean, maybe Ross and Rachel, and Monica and Joey, and definitely Chandler but Phoebe?”

    This one is easy! It’s not like the Chris Evans Knives Out sweater. https://t.co/W6aMwJU65R

    @TheRealBnut It’s got a LOT of different cables, so just a much higher level of complexity, especially when it comes to adapting to different sizes.