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    @developerjack Sorry to hear it. 😕❤️

    Putting together my Christmas present from Aunt Deb! #wonderwoman https://t.co/z0a8jKNT0w https://t.co/aefHa3XgLi

    @lemon_lime I know. I still object to class/money-based preferential treatment. 🙁

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    Next stop Sydney!! ❤️👋 (@ George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, TX) https://t.co/0RghmGeBoS https://t.co/3zeACp0ZZF

    Dear @flyLAXairport – please learn from @SydneyAirport. I just cleared immigration in < 15 minutes, even with multiple flights coming in at the same time. Didn’t have to talk to a single person, either.

    RT @mcannonbrookes: 💔

    I would add that to all my non-Australian friends – we’re trying hard down here. International condemnation is deser…

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    @Mandy_Kerr As an American-Australian, i can settle that debate. QUOKKA 100%. North American possums are a goddamn abomination.

    Yelling at my uterus the way Crowley yells at house plants. (Stupid menstrual cycle. DO BETTER!)

    Getting mentally prepared for a very very long flight home… (@ South Bend International Airport (SBN) – @sbnairport in South Bend, IN) https://t.co/5smK4ek4bP

    Thank you @united for reuniting me with my lost iPad! ❤️👏 Amazing service… https://t.co/BBGOHYge3T https://t.co/ELPQsKamdi

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    RT @ejptacek: I feel like my child was penalized for being midwestern https://t.co/fuxneYJbOT

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    Buster is a big fan of The Godfather: Part 2. https://t.co/SmKx4WY8rP

    @heyawhite @MeCookieMonster What what what?!?! ❤️🍪

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    @developerjack I took this photo just a few days ago in the parking lot of a high school. 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/Sr0hKRL3Oc

    Speeding down a county road in Indiana listening to Nirvana today, I felt like my life was folded and overlaid on itself like a tracing, the outlines of me 25 years ago… but with a better car this time. 🙃

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    Beardy Ted CAN GET IT. 👏👏👏 https://t.co/IinsReUpoM

    @imdominating Best he’s ever looked. He should always wear specs and beard.

    @saberkite My Dad’s favourite two food groups are meat and sugar. He should be an honorary Filipino. 😂

    I should love Little Women. But sometimes it’s hard to fall in love with the perfect match – YES, EXACTLY THIS. https://t.co/Mv7JLom5fo

    @starbuxman @apaipi Good morning! 👋

    @brockleyboyo I’ve heard it on @binge_mode several times now as just like an accepted thing, especially in light of The Mandalorian and the Rise of Skywalker.

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    RT @CodyBrown: Peter Thiel: I’m suing Gawker with an intent to bankrupt the company because they egregiously violated my privacy.

    also Pet…

    @twelveeyes You’re 👏 doing 👏 it 👏 right 👏

    @charis Have a lovely time!!

    @crankymate You found the marathon on SyFy? My Dad and I were watching all day. 😂 They were going in reverse order so you still have the first and best to go!

    Folks – you know what this means. Dad’s making a #swineapple on his smoker today and I get to document the entire process! 🐷🍍 https://t.co/8BgE4p2Zos https://t.co/aK27vLtg6W

    It has begun! First step is pineapple surgery to remove the core. #swineapple 🐷🍍 https://t.co/GfH1BIwOqs

    Step 2: weave a bacon lattice. (Has there ever been a more glorious sentence?) #swineapple 🐷🍍 https://t.co/F9BOX6FXEx

    Step 3: stuff the marinated pork tenderloin into the pineapple. (Technically this is Step 4, but we got overexcited to see if it would fit.) #swineapple 🐷🍍 https://t.co/vzG0IBIudc

    Step 4 (which should’ve been Step 3): peel the pineapple. #swineapple 🐷🍍 https://t.co/moFeqHNDrN

    Step 5: attach bacon lattice to #swineapple with plenty of skewers. 🐷🍍 https://t.co/yLC5TnnwA6

    Step 6: reattach pineapple top with more skewers and behold the majesty of the prepped #swineapple ! 🐷🍍 https://t.co/08IVQGW31g

    … and now we pause to let the prepped #swineapple chill. Come back in a few hour to see the rest of the preparation! 🐷🍍

    Charlotte A. Cavatica. 😭🕷🕸🐷 https://t.co/rAC2iiFIjb

    Oh god. Yeah. E.T. 😭 https://t.co/rAC2iiFIjb

    RT @stilgherrian: This is either (a) very Aussie, or (b) a typo for “shut”. https://t.co/wlBHvMb90i

    RT @DrJenGunter: Period diarrhea. Menotoxins. Why we have cramps. It’s all here. Everyone should know what a GYN knows about periods 🩸 -> W…

    @crankymate I totally wanted to “ok boomer” your replies though. 😂 (Rodd and I are the very, very tail end of Gen X at 43.)

    Phase Two of Project #swineapple begins! First step is to get the smoker going. Note the improvised windbreak because it’s freezing here! 🐷🍍 https://t.co/k2eKszXDsi

    LOL. So the windbreak lasted less than 5 min until a gust of wind blew it halfway across the yard. 😂 MacGyvering continues… #swineapple 🐷🍍

    Time to start cooking some #swineapple!! (Note that we have one Hero Swineapple, and one that had some Issues.) 😂 Using applewood to smoke. Temperature probes in place! 🐷🍍 https://t.co/GMAseG0S5U

    While the #swineapple is cooking, I decided to do some taste testing For Science. 👍 to mint KitKats; 👎 to fake Nutella M&Ms. https://t.co/QiE4TYOqNi

    45 min in and we’re at 60F internal temperature. Aiming for 145F… #swineapple 🐷🍍 https://t.co/O33AZQcTH7

    RT @yow_conf: We’re thrilled past New Voices in Tech speaker development program graduates speak at conferences around the world, & you can…

    @crankymate I told him I’m on mission to get him a @FoodNetwork hosting gig. 😂

    And they’re off! Now to rest while we finish the rest of the food… #swineapple 🐷🍍 https://t.co/58Mh9bop2J

    RT @40mackenzie: https://t.co/Lew34KtpLM

    And here it is! Sliced #swineapple, corn, and Instant Pot baked beans. YUMMO. Meat is cooked perfectly – tender and moist! 🐷🍍 Thanks for following along! https://t.co/C9JPYL5SfE

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    Ahhh, Chicago. Snow storm hit just as we were boarding plane. We sat on the tarmac for two hours before returning to gate. Just got official cancellation. 🙃 There’s nothing to do but… https://t.co/M1KwQcmsar

    @SarahMoran AWS has a Women@Amazon group, as well as more specific groups for various departments.

    Eight fruitless hours at the airport, and now I’m back at hotel. At least it only took an hour to pull my luggage off the plane. ❄️❄️❄️ The snow is still falling…

    @united In all the chaos of O’Hare cancellations, I lost my iPad when we deplaned! 😢 Anything I can do besides log report? What a nightmare of a day.

    And somehow I managed to leave my iPad on the plane when we deboarded after sitting on the runway for 2 hours. 😢 Really, really crappy day. Hoping @united finds it quickly…

    @united I did, thanks. I was just hoping there was a faster option given I know exactly where it is, but I guess not. 😔

    @lemon_lime Yes. With hundreds of flights cancelled, the estimated wait time was “40-50 minutes.” And United’s website says to just fill out form and wait. 😩

    @mattstratton I’ve seen from my team that the airport is INSANE. Leave yourself way extra time. I’m heading for the South Shore instead…

    @united Someone just rang me to say they found it! ❤️ Really happy. Bright spot amongst some bad travel luck.

    @united It’s a little scary that she needed my passcode to verify it was mine, but I guess there’s no other way to verify. Fingers crossed it’s waiting as promised in Lost & Found next week when I return.

    Looks like United found it! And I’m on a train now with wifi! And my Dad is waiting with food and beer and a Tremors marathon! Perhaps this story will have a happy ending after all… ❤️ https://t.co/maiHMHSh5e

    RT @quorralyne: Worth reading. https://t.co/wU6zL4FYL8

    It’s not the most glamorous way to travel, but it’s warm and there’s wifi… and I’m not fighting the crowds at the airport. 🚂❄️ https://t.co/h2DpvvfT8Q https://t.co/gEPfqT0eaL

    Time to put all the travel stress behind me… https://t.co/MDfL6QELDE https://t.co/SkcJUiMx0z

    Question – was it canon BACK THEN that Obi-Wan Force-healed Luke from the Sand People? Because I never got that. I just thought Luke got knocked out for a bit.

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    Let’s be honest: killer feature is that teenagers can buy condoms without having to face an actual person. (Not me. I bought ice cream.) https://t.co/LwMRiNSlHi https://t.co/e3XkcsVNQO

    Chicago – so pretty. So cold. (MINUS EIGHT. MY FACE HURTS.) https://t.co/f9UFF1tR9k https://t.co/4WatVX6UlV

    Pickles, yogurt, cookies, patchwork quilts, knitted clothes, sewn clothes, welding class… I will be a valued member of the post-zombie apocalypse society. (Just don’t ask me to farm.) 👩🏼‍💻 https://t.co/yB5ukeTIEG

    @drstip Actually my face was warmer than my thighs. I really regretted not bringing the full length coat with me.

    @mattstratton 👋👋 Hello friend!! I love this city, even when (or maybe *because*) it tries to kill me.

    @twasink Huh. Didn’t think of that. I guess my wayward youth is even farther behind me than I thought!

    @readingtheend I was going to dispute, but after a furious debate in my head, I am forced to concede. He’s definitely the worst.

    @mmastertheone THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS! Thanks Margaret. ❤️