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This craft beer bar in Chicago is called, I kid you not, “Forbidden Root.” (The locals didn’t know why I was laughing the whole time.) https://t.co/REfsb0Xui6 https://t.co/5Vi0iwKaAH
@MelissaKaulfuss Right?? 😂
Thank you Temporis for an absolutely lovely evening, and for indulging three very silly middle-aged women as they reconnected. 😂❤️ @ Temporis Restaurant https://t.co/tmisu6pMj8
@darthted @gilmae @owensenior @hannahyanfield THEY LIKED IT, SUCKAS. https://t.co/eBWYh6vH4a
RT @slitheringdemon: Let’s do something fun please?
Share aaallll your good Good Omens gifs with me so I can stea-.. borrow them. Yes. Good…
The most amazing Cubano sandwich I’ve ever had… ❤️ https://t.co/9ITk6Zj6TD https://t.co/fnAHdGRHH9
CHEESE BABY INCOMING! 🧀🍕👶🏻 https://t.co/3m8jZRezEw
@gilmae Instagram left off the second photo on that series. https://t.co/ZXbOfwj70Y
@gilmae I did. No regrets.
@darthted @gilmae @owensenior @hannahyanfield 🤔 Would give it a try.
Honestly, entering the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone a few months back was more welcoming and efficient than stepping off an international flight at LAX. (Yes, I know exactly how privileged that statement is. But jeez, LAX suuuuuucks.)
@lynnlangit I resent that there’s a special class for people who pay more.
RT @_liliemm: this is how start wars ended i don’t know what version did you guys see💁♀️#starwars #Stormpilot #finnpoe #reyskywalker https…
@wadeis @lemon_lime @lynnlangit I only *just* made my 2 hour connection in LAX. @justasitsounds missed it and had to wait ten hours before he could get on a replacement. 😱
RT @arafattehsin: If you’re in Sydney, please join us at Reactor (York Street) this Saturday. https://t.co/XyEcI5YrJz
@IngaPflaumer @web_g…
The @KnitGuildNSW is having a contest to rename the magazine. Dibs on “Guildy McGuildface”!
@KnitGuildNSW It’s honestly a wonder they haven’t booted me out yet. 😂
@tomWritesCode @KnitGuildNSW 😲 We don’t knit bad sweaters, Tom.
@tomWritesCode @KnitGuildNSW My hourly rates are VERY high.
@tomWritesCode @KnitGuildNSW Hourly. Call it $150/hr. Plus materials.
@randomknits Still can’t believe they gave me that AFTER I started a splinter faction and nearly fomented a civil war…
Nearly done with this one! Just a bit more duplicate stitching and then a zipper… https://t.co/d6DeXMlFN8 https://t.co/U5XrmAFPu1
RT @melissaFTW: At the end of 2020, instead of 30 Under 30 and NextGen lists, please profile middle-aged people who just got their big brea…
RT @KenJennings: @James_Holzhauer It’s all about timing on the button.
This whole thread of speaking advice from @coreyquinn is excellent, but this was the Galaxy Brain moment for me. Definitely adding this to my standard routine… https://t.co/UEVJsraQBV
@AndyPalmer @KnitGuildNSW No go. We have crocheters too. 🙂
Peggy Olson is my spirit animal. (Thanks @gilmae and @randomknits!) 😎 https://t.co/FGZ2jTSa40 https://t.co/nVgabV97UZ
TFW you discover you’ve been married to a Swedish rap group for 15 years… 🤯 https://t.co/FgBi4t6PJ5 https://t.co/oKDaa9yqcd
It was beef jerky, by the way.
RT @amyngraves: Another proud Canadian moment 🇨🇦
When you’re notified your child’s school is on lockdown because of a moose, not gun viole…
RT @mummasnoof: Outstanding! https://t.co/nXBNIrNH6A
Sad I am yet again missing #lca2020, but excited to catch up with friends and family soon! (@ T1 International Terminal – @sydneyairport in Mascot, NSW) https://t.co/roOts2SWdu
RT @womensart1: ‘Knicker bunting’ by artist Lorna Rees who, in 2019, installed her work outside her MP Christopher Chope’s constituency off…
😭😭❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭 https://t.co/mQfdR4EYSz
RT @marshray: Twitter could really use a “search for that tweet I scrolled past maybe 5 minutes ago” feature.
But they’ll never add it.
RT @FashionTennant: Day 102: Mr Tennant’s outfits during the BRIT Awards in 2008 and 2017 (mini thread) https://t.co/cQLJNfqcvi
RT @Cernovich: Ruth Bader Ginsburg declares she’s ‘cancer-free’ https://t.co/WS8szG8WTk
RT @FunnelFiasco: [Rebels preparing to attack Death Star]
Red Leader, standing by
Gold Leader, standing by
Thought Leader, writing a really…
@JessTelford BARF
@twasink @Aleen For patterns, yarn, tools, community the answer is always @ravelry. For learning specific techniques, YouTube is usually the best bet!
Discussing the Jo-Laurie relationship in Little Women…
@knitterjp (a mature person): But of course, none of us really wanted Jo to get married, do we?
Me (the opposite): No – but I did want her to FRICKIN’ 👏 HIT 👏 THAT 👏
@NickyWill100 @knitterjp Oh, I did think he was great! Just didn’t buy him as much as adult on-a-bender Laurie.
Me: “The Snook had no knowledge of any plot point in Little Women!! It blew my mind! That’s like… it’s like… not knowing the relationship between Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker!”
@LynShoemark: “…who and who??”
😱🤯
(NOBODY TELL HER. WE’RE GOING TO MAKE HER WATCH IT!!)
@NickyWill100 @knitterjp I must disagree. THAT HAIR.
RT @BriannaWu: People under 40, you can get any policy you want passed.
College debt forgiveness, an end to pointless wars, universal hea…
@LynShoemark It’s worked out well for Rodd. 😂
@gilmae We own gloves. I’m just an idiot.
I nominate “Ninjaneer” as the worst portmanteau of 2020. (And yes, I realise it’s only January 8.)
@twasink Nono no I retract that gauntlet!!
@hannes_lowette Spotted on a LinkedIn job advert, if you can believe it. *shudder*
@hannes_lowette Now I suppose the question is whether @dylanbeattie can rhyme it with anything… 🤔
Unfortunately I’ve had to pull out of @gdcfpday Sydney this year 😭, but you should 100% still attend! There are some excellent mentors who will help kickstart your technical speaking career… https://t.co/U1PSgTXZ4c
RT @abbyfuller: Come work with us! https://t.co/wLAXfl1iWj
@crankymate You should totes use that in your JDs! 😜
@gilmae Hm. Maybe @igorlgentil can enlighten us?
@mootpointer I was delighted to discover recently while surfing AO3 that people have actually written fanfic about being a horrible goose. 😂
@igorlgentil @gilmae Who in the heck is Gilmar??
I stupidly cut some peppers for dinner last night without wearing gloves. “14 hours, a shower, and multiple hand washings should make it okay to put in my contacts, right?” Nope. 😭🌶
@bec_h2o What did you end up getting?
@bec_h2o Ooh, I was very interested in the Bernette 77, but ultimately opted for the Janome Skyline S5. https://t.co/bDISUDr11H
@Opheli8 @DDsD 😂👏
@BartholomewD You reckon? I read a lot of folks who thought this version of her read as “neuroatypical,” which I found at least somewhat interesting.
@BartholomewD I mean, I also liked it but didn’t LOVE it. But that wasn’t the reason for me.
@BartholomewD I didn’t like the jumbled up timeline. I get why she did it, and why it wasn’t all about romance, but I spent the whole time thinking about that aspect rather than getting caught up in the story.
@BartholomewD Yeah, that made it difficult. I also felt like Jo’s hair grew back *really* fast!
3rd sewing project of 2020: replacing the broken zipper on my denim Iris shorts. It’s a slight bodge, but at least they’re wearable again! https://t.co/gnjHss8YY3
😲 @knitabulous !! https://t.co/ucrKMreVpo
RT @AustenDress: A wonderful book for anyone interested in sewing and embroidery of Jane Austen’s day. https://t.co/IseuEwKrza
RT @MadFckingWitch: Witches! TODAY IS THE DAY. Get your brooms polished and your witches britched, because today we ride. Our #NewsCorpse c…
This is 100% why I was reluctant to go for a computerised sewing machine. Some of them have essentially iPads stuck on the front! https://t.co/gHs8Ue8CVt
@thisismywww I want wifi in as little things as possible. Even dishwashers come with it nowadays. *shakes head*
