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    @waggacrow @twelveeyes https://t.co/kfEYyWfXxA


    @amitchell01 Like I said, I was boycotting them from long before… https://t.co/kfEYyWfXxA


    @developerjack Sadly, my decision not to name people is mostly out of fear of retaliation. This person lives in Sydney. And yeah, it sucks that I have to do this calculus.


    @developerjack Well given that both @roisinparkes and I got the same message, there’s at least two big companies where he’s going to find it hard to get work…


    @liza_moss @claudiajayne_ Oh god, just found a blog post that dissects the response TSE ordered to be released when the letters were. He’s even more of a dick than I realised. https://t.co/aA08Jx1b5w


    RT @readingtheend: TS Eliot’s love letters to an ex-gf got released yesterday, and he wrote a statement rebutting his own love letters, and…


    @amitchell01 @JanomeAustralia I’m well aware! Already have friends contributing. 🙂


    @diversionary Thanks – I love this stuff. One of my goals for this year is to make more craft videos.


    UPDATE: My reply to him that LinkedIn is not a dating site earned a “lol”. Like WTF. Reporting to @LinkedIn now. https://t.co/Yuuoi809xL


    First finished knitting project in ages! Easy Eyelet Yoke Lite in Hobbii Twister (cotton/acrylic). Colour is, appropriately, “Jungle.” Details going up on Rav shortly… https://t.co/tBDu8Kwayp https://t.co/sw8T5Gbz2P


    First two sewing projects with the new machine! 3.5 inches cut off and hemmed on one pair of pants, and another pair converted into shorts. https://t.co/IlI2wvC2S6


    @bec_h2o I also had to patch the hip pockets – his keys had worn holes in both of them! I recorded it so I might do a little video of it this week. 🙂


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    Which emoji scissors actualliy close? I love stuff like this. https://t.co/dq8hiJBBsZ (Yes, I’m actively trying to avoid the bad news of the world this morning, why do you ask?) ✂️


    TFW you discover that yet another person you know used to work with @frankarr! ❤️ https://t.co/vD6SVA0Q6y


    Thanks @WaywardBeer for quenching our thirst on a very hot day AND supporting the hardworking firies!! ❤️👨‍🚒🧑‍🚒👩‍🚒👏🍻 @ Wayward Brewing Company https://t.co/ItEwxw6cXx


    @frankarr Frances said hi!


    RT @nareenyoung: If you’re thinking of donating, give to the Red Cross, not the Salvos. The Salvos put conditions on their ‘help’ and assis…


    Schitt’s Creek Season 6 is premiering soon… Anybody in Australia know how we can watch other than waiting for it to hit Netflix in 8 months?? @glenngillen


    @mrembach @glenngillen My luck with VPNs for US shows has run out – they seem to get blocked within a day. If you know of any that aren’t, please DM me!


    These are not the quick replies that I need, @LinkedIn. 😠 How about “F**k off”? Or better yet, auto-detect these and save me the trouble of typing “LinkedIn is not a dating site.” https://t.co/nDrC5ulLoO


    @roisinparkes @LinkedIn Obviously we both have beautiful smiles! 🙄


    Come to Mama… https://t.co/uoUsXTDBMl


    @JulieKalitis My first new machine in 20 years! 😱


    @richbuggy @glenngillen Kind of the nuclear option. We do, you know, have access to computers. 😂


    @amitchell01 I’m not at the lynch mob stage yet, but give it another year or two…


    @JasonUmiker I don’t even get that many. Young women get hit with a lot worse. 🙁


    @richie62363343 Right?!


    Meet Christmas to me! So many projects percolating… Thanks @hobbysewtopryde! @janomeaustralia https://t.co/iHkC66NyB9 https://t.co/C4w3K69w1p


    @MichelePlayfair Yep, in Sydney which is why I added them. Thought it was a legit request. 🤷‍♀️


    @randomknits Reminds me of one of my fave books as a kid! https://t.co/MlC3d1TVvV


    @randomknits @unlikelylibrary I should mention (if you haven’t read it), that one of the kids writes “HELP I’M A PRISONER IN THE LIBERRY” on a note.


    @AnthonyRees It’s just microaggressions. A lot of people have to deal with a lot worse, I know, but you get tired of dealing with it over and over and over. 🙁


    For years we’ve avoided donating to the Salvos whenever possible, even their Op Shops. Give your charity $$ to the Red Cross or otheres who don’t pick and choose who they help based on religion. https://t.co/wYoAjJJaGM


    @MingJohanson I know, but it really shouldn’t be on us to educated every idiot in the world.


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    RT @HamillHimself: Luke never met either Finn or Poe
    So what they do behind closed doors
    I guess I’ll never know…
    But I would like to al…


    RT @amitchell01: Me too!!! I fact, just about every team has open roles. If you’re looking for a job where your skills & creativity are val…


    Via @metafilter – What if you want just one piece of popcorn? (I like this.) 🍿🔥🌬️ https://t.co/n6BnbuGqSq @CrictorFilm


    @t I would preorder this.


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    “In 2020 I’ll be there in a few minutes.” (Note to self: maybe you need a Resolution to be more punctual??) https://t.co/j0Npk8zW2l


    RT @unixbigot: Brisbane friends, if you ever have your Precious end up at the bottom of a river, and you aren’t the sort to keep a tank of…


    RT @KyleOrl: When someone asks you what the male gaze is, just show them this https://t.co/ed614r5yIr


    “[Sassy] made being a girl seem vital and important…” ❤️ If I won the lottery, I would track down a complete archive of 1991-1994 Sassy. It was such a huge part of who I was in high school and who I became afterwards. https://t.co/tdl94asVdj


    @mmastertheone Oh wow! The comics are pretty weird. I haven’t read very many of them.


    @minxdragon I haven’t. Is it good??


    Even with everything literally on fire, there are still good things. Not only is there a new 2019 @bootiemashup, the intro samples Schitt’s Creek! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA… A LITTLE BIT BOOTIE 🎵💃 https://t.co/W19lPIXKg5 https://t.co/rHRuoIElq4


    TS Eliot’s hidden love letters reveal intense, heartbreaking affair // Reminds me of “Possession” – I should re-read. I thought this story was romantic at first, but TSE comes off sounding like a real manipulator. 😕 https://t.co/9Lv5Jt4CiG


    @claudiajayne_ Her bit at the end about him being very very persistent for literally years and her trying to keep it platonic. Yes, she eventually admitted she loved him… and then he didn’t marry her. And he said if he did he couldn’t be a poet anymore. Like, wtf.


    @claudiajayne_ I mean, I love a good romance story full of pining. (If you haven’t read A.S. Byatt’s Possession, you should!) But in this particular real life example, the ending suuuuuucked.


    …and I just bought The French Lieutenant’s Woman on Kindle. Never read it before. Perhaps this will help break my Good Omens fanfic addiction.


    I have open roles on my team of @awscloud Solutions Architects! Reach out if you’re keen to help Aussie businesses innovate and take advantage of the cloud. @frankarr @rodos @pstanski @JasonUmiker @igorlgentil @snarkyboojum @amitchell01 @justasitsounds https://t.co/6KDIYApojy https://t.co/LbyxlcvSS4


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    *After the movie…*

    Him: And you said the Witcher had too many confusing timelines…


    Me: So – Do you think she should’ve married Laurie?
    Him: NO. Laurie’s a dick.


    @NickyWill100 I expected to love the Chalamet more. I think ultimately I’m still Bale > Chalamet.


    @NickyWill100 Purely as Laurie, I mean.


    RT @neilhimself: It’s New Year’s Day in Fitzroy in Melbourne, where they will always be Hipper Than Thou. @ Fitzroy, Victoria https://t.co/…


    @Amys_Kapers I said the same thing! But he somehow missed that episode.


    I will say that this movie redeemed Amy for me. I liked her a lot. In fact, I liked the casting of everyone (except Bob Odenkirk, who I loved but who took me RIGHT OUT of the moment).


    From the trailer, I expected the proposal to WRECK ME. But it didn’t. I get that a Greta was telling a different story, but I was still a little disappointed.


    @randomknits I teared up as soon as Mr Lawrence was listening to her play the piano, but even then – I expected the death to be shattering, but it wasn’t really. Only two tissues for me. 🤧🤧


    Very tempted to throw a Schitts Creek finale party in a few months. Everyone would have to dress as one of the Roses…


    @lemon_lime Truth be told, there new one screws with the story quite a bit! I spent the first 15 minutes like, did we miss a reel??


    @gilmae @randomknits “The one that died!”


    Since my Mom and Grandma and sister have been pigging out in LA’s Koreatown, I had to make my own Korean feast! Momofuku Bo Ssam @davidchang https://t.co/KQRBnn5jz5


    @gilmae @randomknits Beth was always slightly weird and juvenile, even in the book.


  • Shared today on Twitter

    New Year’s tradition – Hoppin’ John! (Black eyed peas for luck in 2020…) https://t.co/dJPykYD9Bn


    @stringy Black eyed peas, ham, rice, onions, celery, jalapeño, thyme, parsley, green onions. It’s a Southern American classic!


    @The_McJones I endorse this take.


    RT @MichelePlayfair: Applications for the #yow New Voices in Tech speaker development program are now open for 2020! This program is part o…


    You guys, we’re going to see Little Women this morning, and it turns out the Snook has NEVER SEEN IT OR READ IT. He has no idea what’s going to happen. It’s amazing.


    Me: Can you name a single character from Little Women?
    Him: Nope.
    Me: How many women do you think there are?
    Him: Several? At least three.

    Spots the poster on the way in…

    Him: FOUR! https://t.co/W3GLPYi2Cd


    Me: What happens in it? Do you know any of the plot?
    Him: … My brain keeps confusing it with Little House on the Prairie, but I know that’s not right…


    @randomknits @gilmae 😂😂😂


    @randomknits @gilmae I told him to plan on a post viewing review too.


    @jdunck It’s literally about to start!


  • Shared today on Twitter

    Fortunately remembered to do a search on @ravelry before I started reverse engineering Chris Evans’s Knives Out sweater and found that @_Caryn_S has already started! (Caryn – let me know if you want help!!) https://t.co/mgIVWo0o7u https://t.co/jQ4bfdNrd5


    I made some Aussies’ heads explode at Christmas lunch when I confidently answered “peach baskets” to a trivia question about the history of basketball. Turns out not everybody knows that. 😂🏀 https://t.co/EyASk8SOu5


    RT @unixbigot: You: An aspiring front-end dev living in .au interested in a short summer project helping to flesh out an IoT-related mobile…


    @lemon_lime Huh, he was! I didn’t remember that part; just that he wanted to invent a sport they could play at the YMCA in winter.


    @Mandy_Kerr @ravelry @_Caryn_S A little bit of column A, little bit of column B. 😉


    When @knitterjp invites you to the pool, you say Yes! #summervibes https://t.co/3t2CZlohPr


    @knitterjp @mmastertheone Wait, what??


    @_Caryn_S His is very interesting. Normally with a jumper like that there’d be a panel under the arms with a repeating pattern that’s adjustable. His doesn’t have that though – it’s like they’ve added in an entire separate cable for each size.


    @_Caryn_S I’m definitely keen to test knit for a smaller size guy. I’ve done a similar style before: https://t.co/S6tkVuY9dc . That one uses a narrow cable under the arms that you repeat for the different sizes.


    This is THE BEST. ❤️ https://t.co/lEbogTtT5Q


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    Suddenly envisioning Roland of Gilead in the SW universe. “All things serve the beam.” Somebody has to have written this, right? https://t.co/XfuBr89Nkl


    A Christmas scene, in which lynshoemark is about 2 seconds from kicking me out. 😂 #sconelyf https://t.co/gQ5idR28gG


    RT @quinncy: Uterus. https://t.co/hcqMORWrGi


    RT @WomenWhoCode: 🚨What It’s Like Working at Amazon as a Software Engineer

    Read more → https://t.co/WzGL8JzgW0
    #softwareengineer #develope…


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    RT @evanderkoogh: This is what I talk about with every single one of my direct reports.

    Neither you or I are going to retire in this compa…


    @randomknits It’s so beautiful… *weeping*


    RT @ianxcarlos: “Why are you obsessed with The Mandalorian?” https://t.co/SSM3fysrQo


    Feeling properly demonic. It might be time to watch Good Omens again. 😈🥃 https://t.co/NgjM4OM9fA https://t.co/FOs0HNUD3V


    RT @innocent: All concept of time has melted. Today is approximately the nineteenth Saturday this week. No one has done anything for days y…


  • Shared today on Twitter

    All hail Rudolph the Old God with human flesh for sacrifice. 😂🦌 (The ones in the Metafilter thread had us crying too: https://t.co/1fxwXUqcNt) https://t.co/l7kzKR2Hr7


    @emd3737 Fuckin’ A.


    @FarrahC32 Well done!!


    RT @Modernister50: Shame. https://t.co/vYWv44o6pH


    Roast lamb shoulder, sweet corn, and baked beans (from scratch in the pressure cooker!) https://t.co/Amqd48JEFh https://t.co/lsr5g4LUNO


    RT @nehathemartian: WOMEN 👏🏼 WHO 👏🏼 DON’T 👏🏼 WANT 👏🏼 KIDS 👏🏼
    • aren’t selfish
    • are not less of a woman
    • aren’t immature
    • won’t necessar…