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  • Karlstad Khaos

    Karlstad Khaos

    We’ve only ever had IKEA couches. Originally it was because we were still essentially students, unable to afford anything better. Then it was because we got cats who – despite every effort to dissuade them – love to shred furniture. I’ve had people tell me with straight faces that they spent thousands of dollars on their sofas, and I just shake my head and think Whaaaaat?!

    A few years ago we got a two-seater Karlstad in Isunda Gray, which was fine except it wasn’t quite long enough for yours truly to sleep on. One day the Snook told me a colleague was selling a three-seater version in the same colour. We ended up buying it, intending on selling the old one… but somehow it just stayed. We arranged them like a pseudo-sectional, though we rarely sat on the small one. I was never quite happy with them though. This year I discovered two things: 1) it’s pretty easy to hack a Karlstad to look like a mid-century sofa; and 2) I really, really love my sister’s sofa with chaise. So I talked the Snook into selling the three-seater and getting a chaise unit for the two-seater, along with custom legs and a new cover.

    I bought my custom tapered legs from Uncle Bob’s Workshop. (Note: We decided to only get 7 legs rather than 8. When you add the chaise unit to Karlstad, theoretically you end up with two legs RIGHT NEXT to each other in one corner, and we decided that was stupid. We reckoned rightly that you didn’t need the extra one on the chaise.) They arrived and they were beautiful. Then I ordered a range of fabric samples from Comfort Works, and we decided that the Herringbone Bark was our preferred choice. However, rather than rush to IKEA to buy a new chaise unit, I decided to wait and see if they went on sale (or someone was selling one on Gumtree). After all, we weren’t in any rush.

    Then last weekend I asked the Snook to list the old three-seater on Gumtree. He went to the IKEA site to look up the current asking price. “Dude,” he said, in that tone that means Something Is Up. “It’s not on the site. I think it’s been discontinued.” WHAT?! Yes, the Karlstad has been discontinued entirely. D’OH! Suddenly the whole plan was at risk. I started messaging everyone selling a Karlstad + chaise on Gumtree, but they were all taken. Things looked dicey.

    THEN! The Snook discovered someone selling a Karlstad + chaise who’d messed up and not put it in the Home & Garden category. I messaged her and to my delight it was still available. Coincidentally, someone messaged me at the same time wanting to buy both of our old couches. So it was going to work out! The only hitch was that we had to collect the new couch on Wednesday, but the old couches weren’t being picked up until Sunday. So we had several days with three sofas in our living room.

    Anyway, here’s the end result.

    New Karlstad with chaise, Parker coffee table, and Fler rocking chair
    New Karlstad with chaise, Parker coffee table, and Fler rocking chair

    The new couch came with a reasonably decent dark grey cover, but I still think we’ll replace with the lighter grey one from Comfort Works. (The dark grey is covered in Amy cat’s hair already.) In front of it is our recently acquired vintage Parker coffee table, and that’s my Fler rocking chair on the side. And you can’t see it in that photo, but we swapped out those horrible legs for the beautiful tapered ones. So now at last things are starting to take shape! Just need to order the new cover and study up on how to tuft cushions

    Tapered mid-century legs from Uncle Bob's workshop
    Tapered mid-century legs from Uncle Bob’s workshop
  • Another hack; moving to WordPress

    Last week, I was going to upload some photos from the recent Girl Geeks event at Canva to my blog when I noticed a strange folder in my FTP directory called “PDFs.” Crap. Yep, my site had been hacked again. It was filled with PDFs for Viagra and all kinds of crap. (What the hell is even the point of that?!) This happened a few months ago and I worked with my host to lock it down, but obviously the exploit is still there. We’re not sure if it’s my code (which is pretty simple, really, mostly just writing and reading text from DB) or whether the shared server has been compromised. But it was just too much. I gave up, took the whole site down, and put up a holding page. I was through.

    The next day I was having coffee with my friend John Allsopp, who asked me about it. (There were some rage tweets.) I told him I was mulling options. “Why don’t you use WordPress?” he said. What?!  I’d never used WordPress before. For someone who’d written their own CMS, it seemed like cheating. And didn’t it get hacked all the time anyway? (Not that my CMS was doing much better.) He was like, “Look, I’m old school too but some stuff is just too much work.” So I started thinking about it, and then this weekend I took the plunge.

    And here we are! I had a lot of fun figuring out how to import 13,000+ blog posts and 25,000+ comments. But I got there. The Snook helped me out with mod_rewrite so all my old post URLs should hopefully resolve to the new locations. Today I sorted out the theme, added some extra pages, and started categorising and tagging. (My CMS never had fancy things like that.) I got Instagram and Twitter auto-posts set up. I also moved over the sock monkey tutorial, as it was the most popular thing on the old site. I’ve still got heaps to do – all of my old photo pages are currently 404ing, for a start – but so far I like this. (Oh! And I’m on a new host too. I saw several people on MetaFilter recommending A Small Orange, so I figured I might as well make a clean break. RDF will remain on the old site until I can port it over.)

    Comments are back on (for the time being). Any WordPress old-timers have any advice for me? Especially around hardening this thing. I’ve already implemented several security measures, but feel free to hit me with recommendations if you’ve got ’em. I was this sucker LOCKED DOWN.

  • Oh those wacky Finns.

    National Sleepy Head Day – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia – Thank goodness the Snook didn’t know about this, or I would’ve had a very damp morning!

    National Sleepy Head Day (Finnish: Unikeonpäivä) is celebrated in Finland on July 27 every year. Traditionally on this day, the last person in the house (also dubbed as the “laziest”) to wake up is woken up using water, either by being thrown into a lake or the sea, or by having water thrown on them.

  • A high-tech low-res display using spools and fabric!

    F21 Thread Screen – This is super cool. Be sure to watch the “behind the scenes” video so you can see how it works. It took me a while to work out that each “spool” is actually one end of a long rotor belt of “threaded fabric” that turns so the correct colour displays. You can send your own Instagram photo by tagging it with #F21ThreadScreen. (I sent mine this morning but it hasn’t shown up yet. Not sure how long a backlog they’ve got!)

  • Century Egg

    Century egg

    For lunch today we had mapo tofu, rice noodles, pork floss, and century eggs. I’d never eaten a century egg before. It looked horrible. But everybody else was taking them, so I decided to be brave. My colleague Nic said that they just taste like normal hardboiled eggs. So I closed my eyes and tried it. And he’s right! It just tasted like a normal egg, albeit one with a slightly weird texture. But man, they look unnatural. I kind of can’t stop thinking about it.

  • A new form of carjacking

    Hackers Remotely Kill a Jeep on the Highway-With Me in It | WIRED – Wow. I was especially creeped out by the mention of using the hacked cars to extend the range of the exploit. Mobile botnet!

  • Called it.

    Adults who love to colour in – I totally called this as a Thing MONTHS ago! 😀

  • Frequent Flyer miles as the new Bitcoin

    Up in the Air: Meet the Man Who Flies Around the World for Free | Rolling Stone – I still don’t quite get how this works. I guess he’s not gonna give away all the steps, is he? I also wonder how quickly his passport fills up, and how the hell the IRS deals with all this.

  • TiE Sydney Create-a-thon

    Yesterday I led a wireframing workshop at the TiE Sydney Create-a-thon. It was a weekend-long event for women who are interested in founding their own mobile-related start-up. All of the attendees had ideas for an app or a project, but most didn’t have any sort of technical background. There were talks on starting a business, getting investments, navigating the mobile app ecosystem, the whole shebang. There were some developers and designers there as well to help the women start refining and prototyping their ideas. I was asked to step in as a last minute replacement for the person leading the wireframing workshop, and I ended up working late into the night Friday to get ready. It went really well though! My goal was to persuade everyone of the importance of wireframing their ideas (rather than jumping straight into design or code) and to give them some tips and techniques to do it. (It helped that I had done a lightning talk on the topic at Girl Geeks a few years ago and made a zillion wireframes myself as a B.A.) My slides are here if you’re interested.

    The talk was really well received! At the end I handed out 150+ printed iPhone wireframing templates and ran a brainstorming exercise with the teams. I was really gratified to see that the act of sketching was already helping them to refine and explore their app ideas. Then it was lunchtime, and I had a great time talking with the attendees and answering their questions. I was also thrilled to meet Kasia Gospos from Leaders in Heels, as I’d actually backed her crowdfunded “Make Your Mark” notebook last year! I’m so excited to see what projects end up coming out of Create-a-thon. Many thanks to TiE Director Ambika for inviting me!