Month: May 2001

  • Remember that former aide of Fergie’s who’s been on trial for murder? Well, they found her guilty. What have we learned from this trial? 1) If you’re going to claim sexual assault, make sure you don’t make any potentially embarrassing clothing purchases while on the lam. 2) The “Hormone Defense” never works.

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  • Hey, Max, I did my best! On n’a pas gardé les vaches ensemble. According to this site, it’s the “ultraviolet rays of the sun.” I tend to send my dad gift certificates. He likes them, and that way he gets what he likes. Sometimes I just go for the obvious, but every now and then…

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  • Time for me to jump in Max‘s and Bill‘s discussion of “radio (summer) songs”. A few that immediately sprang to my mind: “Summertime” by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (aka Will Smith) “How Bizarre” by OMC “Sex and Candy” by Marcy’s Playground Yeah, any list I come up with is going to be…

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  • Belinda Carlisle of The Go-Go’s, who I used to idolize in elementary school because she was a pop star and she wore glasses, will be appearing in Playboy. I hereby rescind my respect.

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  • Badge of FailureI went. I really did. They denied me. Apparently little “Reena” failed to mention during my tour that when they say they close at 11:00, really that means they close down the facilities at 10:30, and they pretty much stop letting people in at 9:45. So I got the shaft. In addition to said…

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  • I’m going to the health club tonight. Oh yes, as God is my witness, I’m going to the health club tonight.

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  • Britney backs Labour. I guess this settles the question of who Snookums is going to vote for. *grin* (Yeah, he gets to vote since he’s a “colonial”, as Nick puts it. I’m reduced to being a spectator thanks to that pesky Declaration of Independence.)

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  • A divorce lawyer in London is advertising his services with posters that read “Ditch the bitch”. His wife said the posters, including one of a woman sobbing on a bed under the headline “all men are bastards”, were funny “in a Bridget Jones sort of way”. The managing director of the advertising agency that devised…

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  • Hahaha… I can really, really picture this being my sister and I in five years.

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  • Ahh, trust CNN to really tabloidize something very personal: “REM’s Stipe: I’m a ‘queer artist’”. What sensationalist jerks.

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