Month: September 2001

  • Is it wrong to wanna see Michael Jordan fall on his ass? This is gonna be ugly, folks.

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  • Ever heard of the “carrot sac”? Snookums explained to me at lunch that everybody’s got one in their stomachs where all the carrots you ever eat are sent. That’s why when you vomit there’s always carrots in it. (I swear, this is what the boy said.) I told him that this must be a quaint…

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  • Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… the perverts page! I can’t wait til they start rolling in.

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  • Well, that just about guarantees that Max will never ever come visit. Crap.

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  • Remember how I said I was getting sick of all the nastiness on my Last Searches page? I knew I wanted to do something about it, but I wasn’t sure what. But now, oh yes, I have a cunning plan. (Link courtesy of Jann via John.)

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  • Here’s what amazes me about the I.T. industry: we can build something completely awesome for a client, only to have them screw it up completely with their marketing or P.R. For instance, I’m working on a site that allows a user to search for available holiday cottages in France to rent. It works well and…

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  • Damn. You people just cannot make a decision, can you? Currently the left vs. right debate is almost exactly 50-50, and I don’t foresee any clear victory happening. So for now I’ve moved the boxes back to the left, just to make it consistent with the rest of the site. I’m working on converting w-g…

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  • Hooray! The Harry Potter movie will have its gala premiere in London on November 4. Now I just have to take the day off and stake out the theater all day. I’ll get to meet everybody!

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  • You can call me Palmer. Lorraine Palmer. People are still naming kids “Lorraine” these days? I thought that went out in the fifties. Of course, I might just be thinking of this movie though. (Link courtesy of Max.)

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  • John doesn’t think it’s such a big deal that Internet Explorer now redirects to MSN Search rather than giving the user a 404 error page. I think I’m going to have to disagree. If they’re only doing it on default server error pages, fine. I probably personally wouldn’t like that (since I’m not an idiot…

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