Month: February 2003
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As I know some of you are probably scrambling for appropriate Valentine’s Day gift ideas, I’ve got two here for you: boob pillows and nipple scarves. Just tryin’ to help you out…
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Actual Transcript of my Visit to the Doctor This Morning: Dr: What seems to be the problem?Me: Well, my throat started getting sore on Sunday night and Monday I just felt awful, with fever and chills and aches. I stayed home that day thinking it was just the flu. I haven’t gotten any better though,…
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A freshman has been missing from my university since December. He went out drinking with his friends, turned down their offer of a ride home, and then never showed up back at the dorm. My mom just IMed me to say they found his body in the St. Joe river. Right now it looks like…
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“You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.” But only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! AH HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH…
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Wow! I got linked from Pop Culture Junk Mail on February 4. I can’t believe I missed that!
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Damn it. I’m still feeling crappy so I just asked the Snook to take a look down my throat to make sure “I don’t have tonsilitis and they’re not all covered in pus and stuff.” I really wasn’t expecting an answer in the affirmative. A look in the bathroom mirror with a flashlight confirmed it.…
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You know, all the thank you’s I’ve been getting have been great, but I’m thisclose to taking the damn Valentine down. There are still jerks sucking up my bandwidth despite me asking three times now for them to stop. I’m sorry to punish everybody for the actions of a few, but I’m now looking into…
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Look what I made! I was feeling so crappy when I was home sick Monday that I decided to make myself something pretty to compensate. I started flipping through a bead magazine that Ma Snook recently sent me. There I found instructions to make this great “flower” necklace. I’m a sucker for these things, but…
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Oscar nominations are out! Not a lot of surprises there. I’m sooo happy for Queen Latifah and John C. Reilly (and I’ll throw in a “I told you so” regarding Richard Gere). But hey, what the hell is this The Pianist movie? I’ve never even heard of it! Anybody up for joining me in a…
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You Mac OSX users should go download the 4.2 beta version of OmniWeb. Still no tabbed browsing, but it’s got a new feature that I’m loving: a “zoomed” form editor. Basically, wherever you have a text box on a web page (like where you enter comments on this site), there’s a little button near the…