Month: December 2003
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Whoa, earthquake in California! No word from my sister yet… Update: The Snook managed to reach her on the phone. I guess her office is on the ground floor so she was fairly underwhelmed. Darn her! She’s ruining the perfectly good stereotype of the transplanted Midwesterner who freaks out at her first tremor.
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It’s frickin’ hot here, Mr. Bigglesworth. We finally plugged in the air conditioner two nights ago when the humidity became unbearable. I have a lovely plumber’s sunburn on my ass from gardening on Sunday. (The gap between my T-shirt and baggy cut-offs was the only place I forgot to protect.) Where’s that damn ozone layer…
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Me: Hey, Russell Crowe had his baby.Snook: Did it punch the nurse?
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Women who stay single stay sane. Just a link for those who are eager to get hitched… *cough* like my sister *cough*.
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Australian pharmacists are in an uproar over plans to sell ibuprofen over-the-counter. I remember the first time I tried to buy it in the UK and could only find packs of ten tablets. “Why can’t they sell bigger bottles?” I asked the Snook. “So people can’t kill themselves with it,” he replied. It’s much the…
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“I definitely believe in plastic surgery,” she says. “I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s no fun in that.” And just like that, Scarlett Johansson has squandered all the goodwill I had towards her from Lost in Translation. That is the most ridiculous, fawning, simpering, bloody stupid interview I’ve ever read. I won’t…
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GAH! Less than an hour after I left the Snook at our local pub with some buddies tonight, he SMSed me to let me know that John freakin’ Eales just walked in. Seriously. I can’t believe I missed it. (For confused Americans, Eales was Australian rugby captain and won two World Cups. Think: John Elway.)
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Tracey has posted a gorgeous desktop calendar for January 2004. I’m loving it! I hope she does one every month. In a similar (but not nearly so nice) vein, I’ve posted a printable 2004 Roald Dahl calendar featuring covers from his books. Between the two of us, we’ve taken care of all your organisational needs.
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Friday Five: 1. List your five favorite beverages.Currently it’s Diet Coke, Vanilla Diet Coke, lemon iced tea, water, and beer. 2. List your five favorite websites.Based on the time I spend on them, I’d say Glitter, MetaFilter, The Sydney Morning Herald, Television Without Pity, and Slashdot. 3. List your five favorite snack foods.Since we started…
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More Australian Linguistic WeirdnessToday I discovered that popsicles are called “icy poles” in Australia. I nearly spat mine out.