Month: May 2006 (page 7 of 8)

Better Homes and Sheeple

Better Homes and Sheeple
The past two months have been a real eye-opener, as far as the Australian craft industry is concerned. It all started when I got contacted by Better Homes and Gardens to help them out with a knitting pattern. Apparently there’s quite a lot of sharing that goes on between the international BHG’s, and the Australian branch had a French knitting pattern that they wanted to feature. The yarn was obscure though and they needed a local equivalent. They gave me the details and I worked that Superbaby was probably the best substitute. They thanked me and said that they’d list us as the stockist for the yarn. When the magazine came out, the level of interest caught us completely by surprise. I had no idea how many people would want to make something just because it was featured in a TV show’s magazine. I mean, it’s a nice pattern but it’s not the be-all and end-all of scarves in the world. Yet still, here they came streaming in the door, clutching their issues and asking for the Superbaby. I was astounded by how many of them didn’t even want to deviate from the colour used in the photograph (which was of the French scarf; it wasn’t even the same yarn!). We also had a number of people ring us up to ask about the pearl beads used to embellish the scarf; I told person after person that we didn’t supply the beads, that the stockist was clearly listed at the end of the article after our name. (It was an American company with no Australian presence. Go figure.) I was just left reeling by how much power this one publication has to generate sales. I mean, we never see this soft of wave for patterns from Creative Knitting or Yarn. I guess Australians just really, really love their lifestyle programs.

And the saga continues! BHG next wanted me to help them out with Australian equivalents for an elaborate crocheted blanket (done all in French yarns). I worked it all out for them, but warned that it was going to be a pretty expensive item to knit. (It used wool, cottons, metallics, and mohair.) That issue went on sale two days ago. I didn’t expect anywhere near the same response we’d had with the scarf; crochet isn’t as popular and just from looking at it, you can tell it’s going to be pricey. Yet we’ve had half a dozen calls about it already. Today I actually totalled up the price of all the yarns needed – $630. Isn’t that nuts? (Not to mention the fact that they neglected to print the quantities needed for each yarn, so everyone who’s even remotely curious about it has to ring us to get the bad news.)

I just kind of find the whole experience a little disappointing. Better Homes and Gardens clearly has a huge amount of influence and power over the weekend crafters of Australia. I want to help them to use this power for good, not evil; to feature knitting and crochet patterns that will teach people to be creative, not to slavishly copy something they saw on telly. I’m just disheartened to see so many people that clearly want to make something, to craft something with their own hands, yet who lack the creativity or confidence to do something other than what everybody else in the world is doing.

Neopolitan

I rang up my hairdresser Paige the other day to discover that she’d had a “vision” for my next hairdo. It’s still blonde and short, but now it has pale pink and purply-chocolate streaks through it. Check it out. We’re calling it the “Neopolitan.” (Hey, if I can’t eat it, I may as well have it on my head!)

Monkeys in Cowboy Hats

Monkeys in cowboy hats. I’m the #2 result, baby!

Free Comic Book Day

Aussie Comic Book Fans: I just learned that Kings Comics on Pitt Street will be participating in Free Comic Book Day 2006. Sweet! Check the website for retailers in other capital cities.

Mark the date.

Mark the date, folks. As of today, my student loans are under $20,000! Woohoo! (I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.)

I can die now.

In case you missed it, an honest-to-goodness Amazing Race contestant left a comment on my site! Thanks, Bill, and good luck to you and Tammy in the Cincy Marathon. Say hi to the rest of the family for me!

Una’s

HA! Just read this bit of gossip about the Biggest Loser cast, which alleges that they were all boozing it up at Una’s on Broadway. Good grief. If their party was anything like ours, they’ve all fallen off the wagon in a big way. That place is a DIET KILLER.

Workout

DUDE! Now that’s how you get your heart rate pumping. I just had a serious row with an irate customer and it feels great. No, stupid lady, I will not give you a refund because the wool doesn’t knit up the way you thought it would. No, it was not defective. No, our policy is perfectly legal. You can have a credit note, or you can suck it. Woo! I feel like going to kickboxing.

DietBlog

DietBlog: Last night was my first Weight Watcher’s meeting in three weeks, and I really needed it. I’ve been struggling here a little bit lately to recover from the dietary fallout of the Garbericks’ visit. It’s just been so cold and wintery lately, and my stress levels at work are starting to ramp up a bit. (*cough* SALE! *cough*) I’ve been feeling constantly hungry, and though I can deal with those feelings when I’m properly mentally-armoured, I just haven’t had the willpower these last two weeks. I’ve been binging – not on bad stuff, but still binging – and neglecting to track any of my Points. I’d normally count on exercise to bring me out of this funk, but with this damn hamstring injury I haven’t been able to do much. (It’s finally starting to feel normal again, but I’m seeing a physio tonight just to be sure.) So all in all, I knew going in to the meeting that I was going to have a gain. My only goal was to keep it under 80kg. And I did! I’m back up to 79.7 – yeah, overweight again – but I’m trying to keep things in perspective. I have less than 5kg to go to my personal goal weight. I am not going to allow my journey to get derailed when I’m so close to the end. The meeting itself wasn’t great – we had a substitute leader and I didn’t really warm to her – but just being there, being surrounded by folks who were doing what I’m doing and who really believed it was all possible… it was like flipping a switch in my head. Things are only hard if I let them be. I’m going to get there.

And a special thank you goes out to the old college buddy who contacted me two weeks ago to thank me for inspiring him on his own weight loss. He’s down forty pounds in the past year. How awesome is that? These are the people I think of whenever I get embarrassed about sharing this stuff online. It’s incredibly gratifying and humbling to think that my experience is rippling out and helping people I don’t even know about.

Amenorrhoea

I’m arguing against having periods again over on MetaFilter…