The Hunt for Gollum
Holy crap. If you are/were a Lord of the Rings fan, you MUST go watch The Hunt for Gollum. This independent, fan-made film takes place in the interval between Bilbo’s birthday party and when Gandalf returns to send Frodo away from the Shire with the Ring. (It’s evidently drawn from the LotR appendices.) It’s amazingly well-done. This isn’t fan-fic; the people who made this are talented filmmakers who know what they are doing. It’s over 40 minutes long, but it doesn’t feel like it. We were both really impressed with it.

Auto-Meme Generator. I sent Rodd that link today and he is now literally crying with laughter beside me. I think it’s something you have to be familiar with 4chan to appreciate.

The Snook just sent me a link to this YouTube video featuring Richie Eisler, who – in addition to being like the 6th best inline skater in the world – also WORKS IN RODD’S OFFICE. Craziness, huh?

Me: “You know how in Unbreakable, Samuel L Jackson’s guy theorizes that because he’s so fragile and vulnerable, there must exist somebody who’s the opposite so that the universe remains balanced? Based on that theory and this film clip, Richie Eisler is therefore my nemesis as far as agility and balance are concerned.”

Cousin Jenny pointed out in her Twitter feed that our area of Indiana is featured in The New York Times today. Cool! It sounds like the writer is really pushing the “Amish country as tourist destination” angle, which is probably a good thing. With the RV industry in tatters, tourism is one of the last things the area has going for it. I’m amused by the writer’s attempt to describe chicken-and-noodles though. Some kind of “deconstructed pot pie”? *snort*

How silk is made. Wow, the cocoons look like packing peanuts! (Apologies to the vegan knitters. I know several knitters who refuse to knit with silk. That’s their choice. Me, I like the feel of a little silk in a wool blend. The 100% silk yarns that I’ve felt haven’t really appealed to me. Too squeaky.)

So what did I do, other than sleep through social engagements? I taught a knitting class! The girls at Morris & Sons contacted me a few weeks ago and asked me to fill in on their upcoming “Sock Workshop” series. The first of three sessions was Sunday morning. I had two hours to teach 9 women (most of whom had never knit a sock before) how to use the Magic Loop technique. (I managed to convince a few of them to use two circulars instead, which I vastly prefer.) They did pretty well! Seven of them got the gist of it quickly and got going on their homework. (They’re meant to knit the leg of the sock this week so we can turn the heel next Sunday.) The other two ladies had a little more trouble. One was really trying, but she just consistently got confused as to which needle she was knitting from. Towards the end she was starting to get it. I kept telling her it would “click” with practice. In contrast though, the last lady was kind of negative. There always seems to be one in every class. She seemed to have made her mind up already that she was too stupid to do it, and she constantly commented on it throughout the class. “Oh, I’m going to need a rest after this – my brain just can’t take it!” At one point, she thrust her knitting at me and said, “Here, count this to make sure I have the right number of stitches.” I tried to stay cool. She was obviously insecure and lacked confidence in herself. On some level, she thought it was easier to put herself down and tell us all that she was stupid rather than to try and fail. I tried to be understanding. But MAN, IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I just don’t get that mindset! I talked about it with the Snook afterwards, and we both agreed that it’s something you tend to see more with women than men. (He actually thinks it’s part of the reason that more women don’t pursue science degrees.) Something happens to us and we get afraid to learn something new for fear we won’t be good at it. It’s sad to see, and difficult to try to deal with as a teacher. I’m not sure how she’s going to fare when we have to turn the heel next week… Any ideas or suggestions?

I am somewhat enamored of the idea of making my own cheese.

Real Men Wear Suits. My favorite new site. (Yeah, the URL is cheeky.)