You don’t have to send it to me; I saw it already. http://bit.ly/kwxDpH Snook suggested I switch to something less trendy. “Like a harp.”

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@witty_knitter I’m at work! I don’t bring ukuleles to work! Though I’ve been tempted!

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@drkknits @witty_knitter @janek85 More like, “Can I have your autograph? You guys rock!” AMIRITE?

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RT @redditflipboard: Browsers: #reddit #flipboard http://bit.ly/jkRz5F

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@codepo8 God bless America. (I prefer deep-fried Oreos.)

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It appears last week’s driver update did zilch. Bamboo tablet not accepting two-finger scroll. I still blame Windows.

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@brockleyboyo Nah, this was a local group doing a one-off. If you google though, similar events have been done around the world.

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@imdominating You would have LOVED it. Just wish there had been some hot Han Solo and/or Lando action. Ladies are lovely, but so are dudes!

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@witty_knitter WHOA!

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@witty_knitter On her Pinterest, she used to list her name as Nora Zakardis. (Goog cache: http://bit.ly/m1PehG). Now she hides her surname!

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@witty_knitter And that’s definitely her; the account uses same avatar as her Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/people/black_dog/

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@witty_knitter So if it’s not her, she just happens to have the exact same name as the person in the news story. COINCIDENCE, I’M SURE.

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@witty_knitter If you search her blog, she talks about her “internship” at the hospital. Wisely doesn’t include specifics.

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@Kat13v Even speedier than you know! Susan and I actually put it up right after the meeting ended, down in the CH lobby. 🙂

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RT @FlavourCrusader: Snook & @web_goddess prepping for their 30min JO meal http://instagr.am/p/Gawkd/

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Thanks to @FlavourCrusader for coming over to dinner tonight! She got to witness our Jamie’s 30 Minute Meal MAYHEM in action. 🙂

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Tonight’s Jamie meal: Chicken Pie w/ Carrot Smash, French Peas, Berries w/ Chantilly Cream. Time fail tho: 39:56! http://twitpic.com/5h5roz

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@Diepdin I started to read that post but couldnt finish. How awful. This is why it must be legal.

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@sthcrft Degree in Film & Theater; have worked in IT pretty much ever since.

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@toastman I thought Pomodoro was 25 minutes? That’s the way I do it, anyway. (goes to check PDF…)

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@sthcrft Well, a lot of the skills I learned doing theater stage management are actually applicable to being a BA, oddly enough. It helped.

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RT @jwongjk: Why SEO Companies Are A Waste Of Time http://t.co/2RAt5U3 RT @Adam_Pedley

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@sharre I did a beading class once. I think they told us to put clear nail polish on it?

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ZOMG. I finished my Nutkins. And yes, that is *exactly* the face I made. http://twitpic.com/5gf9eu

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@lemon_lime Socks. Socks that I hate. Socks that I only finished out of perverse spite because I hate them so.

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Thrilled to report that I no longer receive webmaster@ emails for the Guild! @SallyPompom @redambition @Kat13v

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@Opheli8 We’ll be there too!!

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Star Wars Burlesque time! (Yes, seriously.) (@ The Vanguard) http://4sq.com/m0shE7

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The people you meet in queues outside Star Wars events… @DDsD @Opheli8 @chewxy

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@chewxy @DDsD Should’ve introduced you. Upstairs, corner. Look for the hat.

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Fantastic dinner at Vanguard. Now just waiting for pole-dancing Boba Fett. (Sadly, probably not. I don’t see a pole.)

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Paging @Opheli8! Heading to the ladies’…

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Cantina Band. This is already the Best Thing Ever. http://twitpic.com/5gljeg

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@Opheli8 A bit, eh?

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Holy crap. Sexy Slave Leia swung on a chain over our table. Also gave Snook a lap dance in audience. NOT KIDDING. http://twitpic.com/5gmc87

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I think the Sexy Tusken Raider (again, not kidding) was my favourite though.

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@chewxy Snook called it early. I thought the chain was just decorative, but he had a suspicion it was practical.

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@chewxy We referred to her as Lee Lin Chin throughout the night. Her date was David Tennant. They were pretty quiet.

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Sexy Jedi vs Sexy Dark Lord of the Sith. http://twitpic.com/5gni23 http://twitpic.com/5gni54

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@brockleyboyo I wouldn’t have believed it either. Under all the robes, sort of a burlap bikini. Writhing around in pile of sand.

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@brockleyboyo Now that I think about it, she gets extra credit for having the most uncomfortable act of them all!

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