@shanea I think those are both signs you’re having a stroke.

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@mudsurfer Damn. Wish you were in Sydney – my company is looking for Drupal devs!

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Final outcome of My Battle with Australia Post: I’m getting a free book of stamps. More than I expected! Thanks to @auspost for helping.

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@jannism I didn’t know your missus was a tweeter! *waves hello and follows @duds68 *

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@blakkat The Magnar of Thenn. Don’t think he turns up in series 2 tho. Next is the Onion Knight! Love Davos. 🙂

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@blakkat And Margaery Tyrrell’s grandma. She rocks. I hope she’s in this one. (Damn books have a cast of 1000s!)

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RT @bonappetit: Seriously though, put an egg on it. #eggweek http://t.co/IOSVpvZY // HA! cc @drkknits

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RT @tvendange: Looks like the ATO is finally considering non-Microsoft options for eTax filings. http://t.co/PDx0w2se // cc @the_snook

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@imdominating I’ll make an exception since your paint job rocks so much!

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RT @Y7News: Pensioner avoids fail for fatally running over wife http://t.co/qsROefIh // I wouldn’t say he avoided “fail”, would you?

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@witty_knitter @twelveeyes @Alacaeriel @redambition There’s only so much room in immediate hand distance, & there’s already gears/brakes.

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@witty_knitter @twelveeyes @Alacaeriel @redambition Now I’m envisioning some sort of head-controlled air horn. I like this.

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Phone call from @auspost. No one at Strawberry Hills office will admit to posting the license to me. IT JUST APPEARED, OUT OF THIN AIR.

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And since no one at @auspost will own up to returning it, they aren’t going to pay for replacing it. Pretty much as I expected.

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I did have fun filling out @auspost’s Customer Service Survey yesterday though. Too bad they didn’t have negative numbers on some questions.

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Behold the magical license, not sent by @auspost despite their stamp being only mark! http://t.co/eoplnois http://t.co/Vmoe6phd

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@witty_knitter Option 3: Get on a bike and do some swooping of your own. 🙂

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I’ll stop poking @auspost now. Their Twitter person has been the only helpful customer rep in this whole ordeal. I’m over it, really.

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@witty_knitter But the more bikes we have in traffic, the less terrifying it is for everybody! That’s my reasoning. Screw shared paths.

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Ugh. They take Reader OUT of the Google nav menu and put in a link to “Play”?! UGH. Why can’t I customise that?

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@auspost It’s okay, really. I honestly never expected to get the money back. I just wish there had been an explanation!

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Condom or Android? I’ll admit I giggled. http://t.co/irVLvmy2 (cc @drkknits @venks79)

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@drkknits @venks79 @gilmae There’s only iPhone, iPad, iMac. Everything else was just a knockoff of the brilliant branding. 🙂

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@crumpet SodaStream? We swap ours at Kmart.

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Getting my knee looked at. This could be painful. (@ The Sports Clinic) http://t.co/bLp2DrRc

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@1lifecat @mayorofnewtown It’s not a “who sucks worse?” competition. But a hater with a car can KILL someone, whereas cyclists mostly can’t.

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Dear self: If you let a co-worker spray you with $50 perfume, you will then want $50 perfume. Think about this next time. #frugality #fail

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@twelveeyes @redambition It’s a Salvatore Ferragamo. “Incanto Charms”.

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#IIBA event. I think I just stole some wine & chicken from the wrong catering! (@ Cliftons) http://t.co/qPxglxkH

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Great slide to kick off this #IIBA presentation: salary range for BA’s in Australia. Yeah, I’m takin’ notes.

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“How many of you have a career path @ your company that involves becoming a proj. manager? And how many of you are happy about that?” #IIBA

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Heh. Side-theme of this #IIBA event is “Mocking project managers.” I’ll admit to chuckling.

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This lady is completely validating my decision to change jobs three months ago. This makes me happy. #IIBA

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@sputnik Hangover Curing Pork Belly. Does what it says on the tin. SO GOOD. http://t.co/WJrOaXDH

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Rather excited to find myself seated tonight next to Stephen Withall, author of Software Requirement Patterns. #IIBA http://t.co/pgEw1Ilx

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Dear Aunt @gusseting: Dr Amy LOVES her mouse. She played with it for 5min straight then collapsed in a heap. Thank you! http://t.co/qYUZgFyB

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More of Dr Amy playing with a mouse toy @gusseting sent her. Most energy she’s displayed in ages, the bag of guts! http://t.co/WlZb5tJn

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Petey sprawls. We think he likes to cool his harbles on the floor. @ Chippendale http://t.co/uAsdyg8C

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RT @_trendspotter: #Trends: What happens when professional gambling meets social gaming – http://t.co/5eHr0cAp

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RT @redditflipboard: The inspirational conclusion of Adam Savage’s speech at Reason Rally. [r/atheism] http://t.co/rYvLL1GK #reddit #fli …

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RT @Gin_ev_ra: For the Aus. wool industry watchers & knitters – SMH article http://t.co/0sk8fs2Z // WHOA!

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This traffic is killing me. Going to be so late. I miss my bike.

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@witty_knitter Bells are required by law on bikes. If he didn’t have one, he should get a ticket.

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@witty_knitter Granted, mine doesn’t always do me a lot of good when cattle-like pedestrians have earbuds in or are texting. *shrug*

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@gusseting Yeah, the laser makes Amy go NUTS. Also, Petey figured out how to play with the mousey… at 5am. YOU’RE ON MY LIST NOW.

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@witty_knitter Of course not. I’m not sure what strawman you’re attacking here, but I’ve never heard a cyclist claim to be above road rules.

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@witty_knitter Most of us are just as annoyed by law-breakers as you are! But you shouldn’t be surprised by dickheads. They’re everywhere.

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@witty_knitter I never argued with that. Those are both against the law and the cyclist should be ticketed.

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