@wooboard I JUST GOT ANOTHER EMAIL FROM YOU. What’s going on? Why can I not get off this list?

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My Secret Santa gift! Leanne knows me SO WELL. 🙂 http://t.co/8Sj5yU6s

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All gussied up for the Christmas party in my prom dress! http://t.co/L6NklFMH

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Christmas Party! (Where is @kunaal84?) (@ Small Bar) [pic]: http://t.co/EWhSZ7ny

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Just won Christmas award for Biggest @Sitback Supporter and/or Google Whore. Woooooo!

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Ha! And @kunaal84 got Most Succinct Speaker at Stand-up Meetings!

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The women of Sitback! http://t.co/iOKldcRp

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On my way now to Google’s Christmas party. Such a social butterfly!

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@catehstn I’m here!!!

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Anybody else at Google Xmas party? Find me!

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Me and the lovely @catehstn at the Goog party! http://t.co/hysB3uHO

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The Google Christmas party theme is “Mexican.” Seriously. http://t.co/PpGqwtaJ

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@brown_note I didn’t find him! I tried. There were a lot of people dressed as dodgy Mexicans.

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@AusVintageGrrl I was prepared to judge it totally lame… but truth be told, it was the best Christmas party ever.

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On the bus home. It occurred to me that I’ve been drinking for 8 hours. Also, I seem to have acquired a sombrero.

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@jezfletcher How did I miss you there? Were you wearing a fedora?

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@catehstn Somehow I totally missed the shoes!

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RT @Colvinius: For the umpteenth time I’m disgusted by how much abuse women get on the web, including here on Twitter: http://t.co/K4RC …

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@venks79 It was more of an Opposite Award, I think. 🙂

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Just woke up with The Hangover of the Gods. Then read the news. Universe, how about a cosmic do-over?

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Apparently I’m a “PANK.” If I lived closer to my nieces and nephews, I would definitely spoil them! http://t.co/uVPxnyTb

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Hobbes is finished! He’s very huggable. http://t.co/vMlmACWZ

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Just remembered the pretzels I got from Secret Santa yesterday. YES. Hangover win.

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RT @adamhillscomedy: RT @welsh_gas_doc: The Onion at its most incisive – when it’s being deadly serious. http://t.co/ljT6CV7i Says it all

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@lemon_lime @KnitGuildNSW @drkknits That one’s been going around a lot this week…

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@drkknits @lemon_lime @KnitGuildNSW YOU GAVE IT AWAY. Now how is @mrs_sockvictim going to give me the blue ribbon and still look impartial?

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Following up on @randomknits’s suggestion to try to get Margaret Stove for Camp. Only problem – can’t find an email for her! Anyone?

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@witty_knitter @Tash2point0 Ooh! That’s a useful connection! 😀

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@knitsch That would be great. Can I email you?

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@knitsch Brilliant, thanks. Will email you tonight!

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Lasted about 15min at #webblastSYD. Just too crowded & this week’s been too hectic. Apologies to @mikeefreedom and @misswired for bailing!

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@drkknits I didn’t stop in. Finally crashing from the week! Say hi to folks. They might be at Bowlo?

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@drkknits Ah. They close at 7 anyway.

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@drkknits I’ve still got half day tomorrow before parties begin…

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@lemon_lime Nice! What was your topic?

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RT @brown_note: The frustrating thing about the label “business analyst” http://t.co/WHJWH1ur #pmot #baot // I totally agree!

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@gilmae @randomknits @handmethepanda Haha, I thought I was then only one doing that. I’m usually a lot less subtle about it though.

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@handmethepanda @gilmae @randomknits Well, you succeeded in getting it stuck in MY head. I don’t mind tho because it is totes awesome.

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@redambition Good sleep then?

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Couldn’t figure out why all my Tweetbot links were opening in Readability. Turns out it’s a setting. Must be new.

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Last working day of the year for me, and it’s again taken 20 minutes for the bus to get two blocks past Town Hall.

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@drkknits Oh no! Are you going to be okay getting into the house? There’s a couple damn stairs. 🙁

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My dress for the Christmas party today is actually my prom dress. I bought it in… 1996, so 16 years old. Does that qualify as vintage? 🙂

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@witty_knitter @knitterjp I hate it. At Broadway there are too many buses when all I want to know is when the next 431 or 433 arrives.

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@witty_knitter @knitterjp Only useful for users at suburban stops. I want my app with real time bus GPS info!

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@Gin_ev_ra We’re so close to the CBD that schedules don’t mean anything. In morning rush hour, every bus is 15+ minutes late anyway!

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@witty_knitter What I need to know at Broadway is how far next 433/431 is, because I can take alternate bus and walk if too long.

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@witty_knitter But there might be 20 buses that come through before the next one of those. No listing service is going to work there. 🙁

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PHWOAR. http://t.co/zShc49Cr I’ve been given official permission by @the_snook to perv on the Fireman. Much prefer to ironic ‘taches!

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@drkknits Definitely. Chi-town is the shit.

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@drkknits Too bad you’re not there a few days later. They dye the river green for St. Patrick’s Day and have a big parade. 🙂

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@ericscheid I am experimenting with “MoodAgent” app on Spotify. There doesn’t seem to be a “BRAIN MUSH WANT TO KILL EVERYONE” playlist tho.

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@imdominating They’d kill me. I’m already pushing it by only spending 9 days in Indiana out of like 20.

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Hey @wooboard – PLEASE STOP SENDING US EMAILS. We don’t use wooboard anymore in our office. I’ve unsubbed. You keep spamming me!

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My Rainbow Paddle Pop just dripped on my leg. #firstworldproblem #summer http://t.co/eWyzOgji

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Massive project DONE! 215 pages – longest thing I’ve ever written for work! The weight has lifted – bring on our USA trip! Euphoria!

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@venks79 That’s because you’re a perv. 😛

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@knitterjp Snooky and I are booked in for Web Blast. I’ll try to pop by on the way…

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I think I’ve got a bottle of bubbly at home that I somehow inherited from @randomknits. That is SO getting opened tonight.

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@randomknits He’s been there every single time I’ve ever been there.

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All week my co-workers have been bringing in sweet treats. Now it’s my turn. 🙂 http://t.co/dVJzEeny

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@PortugueseChook @Globalgig Heh. Not sure if one trip every 2 years justifies it!

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@randomknits This is good bubbly. Cheers!

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@misswired @dancingman The Snook jokingly requested one a few days ago. It would felt like a mofo. 🙂

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@PortugueseChook Nope. Just tether using my iPhone and existing data plan. Here, that is.

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@PortugueseChook You’re good at it! You got me to look and consider. 🙂

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RT @adrianbritton: Google generates Festivus pole search results for the rest of us http://t.co/pxemHfiD

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That’s 21 completed pomodoros so far this week. My brain is getting mushy… but it does make the day fly by!

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@imdominating I HAD THAT SCREENSAVER TOO! Right, @EileenDCoE?

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@mikeefreedom Yep, definitely going! I’ll forward you an email I sent round the office yesterday about the pomodoros. 🙂

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@redambition @GGDSydney @pixel8ted Not sure. Giant project rules my life. May have to work all night. 🙁

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I think it’s going to be a late night, so no @GGDSydney for me. I’m disappointed – I know how much hard work @pyko puts into each one!

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I shouldn’t have complained about yesterday’s 10 hour day. There’s no way I’m getting out that quick today.

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Finally going home after 11+ hour day. Strangely energised, but my brain is mush.

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@VenessaHunt @chrisgander Please give our regards! Snooky and I leaving for US the next day, so way too busy. 🙁

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RT @nytdining: The Tom and Jerry: a relative of eggnog and a regional oddball: http://t.co/62zmoJdW // Wonder if we can find it in Chicago?

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@Jinkeez Sadly, not getting anywhere near there on this trip!

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Just spotted worker on a ladder dressing the Three Monkeys for Christmas. Surprisingly depressing. They should do it at night to be magical.

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RT @Richard_Kadrey: Fairytale of New York: the story behind the Pogues’ classic Christmas anthem http://t.co/8ltXJzqN

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Total traffic meltdown on George Street. It’s taken 20 minutes to go a block.

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@Rellarc79 At this rate walking would be faster, so I’d vote for it.

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@Rellarc79 @redambition Or those people could take public transport or bike or walk. It’s not like cars are the only way to move around.

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Would pretty much give anything to be able to ride my bike to work rather than this stupid bus.

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Last day on the giant project, I hope. On the plus side, my keyboard miraculously cured itself from the Great Coffee Spillage.

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@randomknits Congratulations!

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Just discovered that Mandy friggin’ Moore covered “Senses Working Overtime.” My brain is dribbling out my ears.

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@drkknits Nope. You can eats it raw. Sometimes Rodd grates it and then cookes it in butter to soften a little. Yum.

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Nothing puts me in the mood for a vacation like a string of 10 hour days… (Finally going home. Brain = mush.)

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Google team outing to see Skyfall means I got to come home to James Bond. PHWOAR! http://t.co/4YhJlOpW

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@drkknits @Yarna_ @randomknits Ooh, yes. Like I said, grated and sautéed with LOTS of butter. Also roasted with OJ and balsamic. Yum.

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Review: Gingerbread Oreos http://t.co/oQdZ2ceu // WANT.

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@catehstn I was told that suits were going to be tomorrow but somebody had bright idea to combine with Bond. Regardless, I’m a fan. 🙂

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RT @Salon: Santa’s little voyeur: Why the Orwellian “Elf on the Shelf” phenomenon makes Christmas creepy http://t.co/p0FxHfaY via @embeedub

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@imdominating You appear to have left me a little bit. Jerk.

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@imdominating Mine is small, thank goodness, as I have to go to work. I am attempting to kill it with fire (ie coffee).

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