My house looks like a sock monkey sweatshop today. #itshappening

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@drkknits “Monkey”? It wouldn’t be a sweatshop if I was only making one. 🙂

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@drkknits I AM NOT MAKING 12 DWARF MONKEYS. (It’s been a popular guess.)

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@drkknits And I have no idea how to make a consumptive whore monkey either.

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@randomknits @drkknits I considered that, but @the_snook pointed out that @kunaal84 would consider an Indian monkey boy racist. 🙂

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@randomknits @drkknits I’m making the ones I thought would be the most fun to make. Now I have to talk Snook into sculpting a hammer for me.

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@randomknits @drkknits Pandering to the fandom, really. Last few monkeys have been too serious. 🙂

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@randomknits @drkknits I hope I have enough polyfill for the Big Guy.

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My favourite part of the Faith body switch episodes is when SMG breaks out the Canadian accent. So best.

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@crumpet @drkknits Okay, I just got to the sexy speech with Spike. Also a high-point. (So dirty!)

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@knitdra I managed to have *just* enough! No more softies for a while tho. 🙂

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@RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits @knitdra Mango? Yum. Hermione votes yes.

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RT @ConversationEDU: Monday’s medical myth:low-fat diets are better for weight loss. https://t.co/E44ahp0w via @ConversationEDU

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Churning my @off5pring Cereal Milk Ice Cream! http://t.co/zBZCtHMy

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Wait, what? Sorry, @off5pring, somehow Instagram totally changed my tweet. Not your ice cream!

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@misswired I am a total sucker for a cheeky butcher.

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The Snook is currently talking to a landscaper. Whenever he talks to a tradesman, his voice gets very Ocker. I’ll confess – I do like it.

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@gilmae I think he just subconsciously reverts. I do it myself when I talk to my relatives from Kentucky. 🙂

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Oh yeah. I just put the ice cream churn in the freezer. I feel the need to get my @momofuku on. Somewhere, @drkknits has started to drool…

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@knitdra @drkknits Don’t worry; I’m not makin’ it just for me… 🙂

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Behold the world’s first Bogan Domer! Happy Australia Day… http://t.co/OWLb9quN

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@drkknits @knitdra Its a surprise!

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@drkknits I still have to go to Coles, and I’m not getting my boobs out at Coles. I do have limits.

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@drkknits Also, I have several more tatts. You know, if you want one too. 🙂

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@drkknits I told the Snook you said to put it on my boob. He said to make sure it’s not the one I tuck my Winnie Blues into.

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@randomknits It’s too hot for lamingtons. Wendy’s should make an ice cream version or something. …And now I’m hungry.

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@drkknits @randomknits I didn’t like desiccated coconut til I discovered lamingtons. My childhood was like a rocky wilderness.

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He calls them his “douchebro” shorts. http://t.co/4oT9fulz

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The most Australian photo I’ve ever taken. #australiaday @ Liquorland http://t.co/YoPKHtUj

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Ironic patriotism has given me a very sincere blister on my foot. There’s probably a lesson in that.

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@drkknits Rodd says it’s because I obviously wasn’t worthy. Only true blue Sheilas can pull off the flag thongs.

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@randomknits Ooh. That one looks good. Source?

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@RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits I thought the guy that invented pasteurising was Pasteur!

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@drkknits @RoseRed_Shoes I bought FRONCH cheese. My fave blue – St Agur – because Harris Farm had it on sale for slightly less redic price.

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@drkknits @RoseRed_Shoes Also – no listeria. I’ll save you some.

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@randomknits Secret confession: best lamington I ever had was at a McCafe. Maybe I suck at identifying good ones.

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@RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits But I also bought the Snook a meat pie at the same time. I thought it would cancel out karmically!

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Okay. It’s time I caramelise some corn flakes. Yep. That’s what I said.

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@drkknits DUDE, I KNOW! We ate Harris Farm Brie two weeks ago! Both fine, but Rodd keeps pretending he’s coming down with it to scare me.

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RT @mpesce: To give the impression #MooresCloud is dinky-di Australian, some have suggested we cover ourselves in ‘Koala Fluff’ – http:/ …

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Giant bowl of milk steeping in caramelised corn flakes. Holy crap. http://t.co/aFAHbIaq

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It takes a full litre of milk to make one cup of Cereal Milk. But damn is it worth it!

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As someone who rolls her ankle repeatedly, I can’t even look at those replays.

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I can’t even look. I’m so worried she’s gonna roll it again.

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I strongly dislike Azarenka and her stupid Sideshow Bob boyfriend.

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Double urgh. Wish Li Na had taken an injury timeout before the final game to “fix her rib.”

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Turning that off. I don’t need to see “Redfoo” anymore in my life.

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Team lunch to celebrate my work anniversary! (@ Sailors Thai) http://t.co/Ja12MCGT

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Shite! It’s Robbie Burns Night and we totally forgot. It would’ve been awesome to eat a haggis and cheer on Andy Murray to victory!

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Forecast on Monday is scattered showers. Nice. That’s going to work greeeeeat with the barbecue I’m hosting.

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RT @the_snook: I think these guys (http://t.co/S5FohxES) just made it to Sydney. http://t.co/TtXgkVS3

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Spotted a big ol’ lizard (bluetongue?) sunning himself by Chinese Garden! (@ Tumbalong Park) [pic]: http://t.co/fBZo5atH

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@zephyrama Actually @the_snook reckons it’s a water dragon.

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@toastman I couldn’t get any closer. HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME!

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@toastman I actually did know that. The tourists had him spooked though, so I only had a second before he darted off.

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@toastman That’s what most of my own tweets sound like in my head, actually. 🙂

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Let’s go, Murray!

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@drkknits You literally made me start salivating.

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@mrs_sockvictim I know. Wish I could run! Best of luck…

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@mrs_sockvictim I just woke up. 🙂

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@mrs_sockvictim You too! See you Monday…

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Woohoo! Major win for @KnitGuildNSW Camp. Top secret for now, but you’re all gonna be excited when you hear!

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Seasonal Tuscan feast! Steak, homemade ratatouille, green salad. #paleo http://t.co/iyo4sWE0

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RT @TheNextWeb: How Catmoji got 7,000 users to share 21,000 cat video and pictures in one month http://t.co/0TivgLRw | Hahaha, I joined!

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@imdominating I like the bottom ones.

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@moneywell Does new app only sync with 2.1? I can’t get it to work; keeps saying there’s no sync file (even though old app syncs fine).

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@MoneyWell Ah, that’ll explain it then. Okay, will stick with the old one!

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@MoneyWell Will do. In the meantime, you might consider mentioning that on the site, as it’s not clear you must have latest desktop version.

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