I am fairly certain that @Kat13v just rang me from the future with some warning for herself. Can’t be sure. It’s all wibbly-wobbly.

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@Kat13v Oh crap! It might have been? Did you have my home number stored in it? Check your email; I sent you details.

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@Kat13v I’m reading the phone manual trying to figure out if I can work out caller’s number. It’s not stored. Maybe no caller ID on it.

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@wheelyweb Well, I did sign up for the service. I just don’t get why they can’t label it properly. Confused the hell out of me.

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Not only do I have to wait in massive queue at B’way @auspost, a Vodafone spruiker has set up camp. Who allowed this? http://t.co/2pT9F0LhjD

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Trying on grown-up clothes. Any styling ideas, fashion mavens? http://t.co/jbeWFU9KTb

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@pixel8ted I had to go up a size in red to fit the hips. I think I can take in the top to be less baggy. Love the colour.

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@pixel8ted YOU ARE HARSHING MY SHOPPING BUZZ.

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CBA contract officially signed. Woohoo! Looking forward to my first day at @CommBank on April 8th. 🙂

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God shopping depresses me. Do ponchos count as corporate wear?

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@RoseRed_Shoes Yes, I think the red will have to go back. I might need to put up the bat signal to @mrs_sockvictim to help me shop.

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@witty_knitter @knitdra @RoseRed_Shoes @mrs_sockvictim Oh! Okay. Somebody said it looked like a bin liner, which was crushing.

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@witty_knitter @knitdra @RoseRed_Shoes Maybe I’ll hang onto it and get @mrs_sockvictim’s opinion as my stylist…

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Had to give presentation at #IIBA study group tonight with partner Kerry. We rocked it! Very well received. 🙂

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@mrs_sockvictim @RoseRed_Shoes @witty_knitter @knitdra Well, the Snook likes it! So I’m keeping it. 🙂

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@witty_knitter @mrs_sockvictim @RoseRed_Shoes @knitdra Just those dresses. I was too depressed afterwards to get anything else.

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I don’t see why our godless, childless marriage that took place in Vegas endows us with full gov rights, & others can’t marry who they love.

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@drkknits @imdominating Americans always think that. Aussies always laugh. I AM AN LINGUISTIC ISLAND UNTO MYSELF.

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@witty_knitter I’ve just seen one on Facebook. Claim is that is barged through picket line and nearly injured picketer.

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@witty_knitter That was on Carillon though.

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@messicat Interestingly, I don’t think my accent moved much til I went to work at TC. Talking to customers made a noticeable change (to me).

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I think I’m growing up. I seem to have learned the ability to hold off before sending emails that I might regret.

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Time for fun things. Must dig out all my “corporate” clothes so my stylist @mrs_sockvictim can make a shopping plan.

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Holy crap. This new PO is from THE FUTURE. (@ Australia Post – @auspost) http://t.co/NfTx0IO9AH

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Let Them Eat Fat – http://t.co/2thjU9ocE2 via @WSJ // HEAR HEAR! #paleo cc @drkknits

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Turns out that corporate finance doesn’t like to employ criminals, and you have to jump through some serious hoops to prove you aren’t one!

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@nolim1t They don’t seem to mind if you sold dodgy premium SMS services to dumb teenagers, so I think I’m okay. 🙂

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A day of frustration and annoyance, mostly due to bias tube appliqué and my suckiness at it. http://t.co/OxfwizddLl

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@knitterjp @knitdra Yep. Had to get cert. copy of 100pts of ID, fill out forms, etc.

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@pixel8ted I am very annoyed at that pucker in the middle.

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@randomknits @gilmae The self-cleaning cycle on our oven gets pretty hot. I’ll turn him to ash and we’ll split the plane fare!

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@bezthomas Oh cool! Unfortunately I only got them to work flat, so the way they’ve stuffed them rather buggers it up.

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@drkknits You should go to MoMA now and see Tilda sleeping in a box!! http://t.co/kUTgdx7FFC

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@drkknits Hahahaha. We’re always 12 hours behind the big apple…

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It’s not every day you get to use the phrase “nipple-related shenanigans” in an email. (The context was not as fun as you imagine.)

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@Gidgetknits @drkknits She’s in complete quilter denial. But it’s cool, because I think I’m totes over quilts.

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@wheelyweb Ha! I myself have been similarly confused by Spotify charges at least twice.

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Catch-up with friends, and I finally got to meet Mitchell Milbank! Rodd, Nathan, @supfarn, Eva [pic]: http://t.co/dr7iwYtNfb

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@randomknits I am wafting it in her general direction as we speak.

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RT @randomknits: Good luck today @knitterjp // I second that!

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@kev_austin @neil_killick Reminds me of when I worked at knitting shop. Everyone asked: “How many balls of wool to knit a scarf?”

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@kev_austin @neil_killick There’s no answer to that question. Tried explaining over and over. Finally just started saying 4. Yes, 4. Always.

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@kev_austin @neil_killick Estimation through exasperation. 🙂

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