GOOD LORD. Discovered Dr. Amy was crook. Trod in her own wet poo and tracked it all through the house. Jumped right on my US tax papers…

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…found her on the bed, poo all over the quilt. Yowled when we held her down to clean her up. Had to trim some fur off. Vacuum, mop, etc…

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So now I know what it feels like when parents have a diaper explosion. *shudder* Worst start to a weekend ever!

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RT @codepo8: Hipsters who dress like Jackie from Roseanne – http://t.co/KMkz0zUG4O

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@redambition We ran out of her fave dry food so they’re getting just wet right now. I think she’s adjusting.

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Heliostat – up close! It’s Open Day at the brewery development. @ Central Park http://t.co/PmzUJwAdwz

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Brunch with Sofie and Rodd! (at @ReubenHills Coffee Roastery & Cafe w/ 6 others) [pic]: http://t.co/uukm5gGjX5

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Teenage dream. http://t.co/9D8w3gZRgJ

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I have had three excellent parallel parks in a row. Perhaps my latent Howard parking superpowers are finally manifesting!

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Big changes happening. Again.

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@knitdra Nah, it’s actually sad! http://t.co/lZ3veXZ9cO

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@jojoconstance Yes, I think so! Made a big job decision. 🙂

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@surrenderdotty @witty_knitter @stufromoz @19bk69 Actually the story of how I know Andrew is weirdest of all…

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@surrenderdotty @witty_knitter @stufromoz @19bk69 @lotsofco Yep. I invited a random to Halloween based an blog comments. 😛 And you came!

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@witty_knitter @stufromoz @19bk69 @surrenderdotty I just always assume all The Gays know each other. I mean, you have meetings, right? 😛

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@mikeefreedom I discovered Pogo a year or two ago. It’s brilliant, eh? Great for background listening while coding too.

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OHMYGOD I just realised The Hound from Game of Thrones is the guy in the wheelchair from The Book Club. HOW DID I NOW KNOW THIS. MIND BLOWN.

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Lamb roast, pumpkin purée, and Brussels sprouts. #domesticgoddess http://t.co/YRyNCwP8mn

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@mrs_sockvictim You don’t want a realistic looking fake baby to dress up in outfits and sit on your mantle?

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The more eagerly you await a specific email, the more junk messages you receive instead.

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RT @jodiemoule: A few yucks for the GoT fans 😀 http://t.co/415uCSYiZb

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@lemon_lime @kunaal84 @nolim1t @highliketower How am I not following Geoffington?! Rectified.

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@lemon_lime @kunaal84 @nolim1t @highliketower And yes, I’m coming. Celebration time.

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Web Blast. I think most people are only coming to meet @toastman’s missus. (@ Pump House w/ @misswired) http://t.co/sy5b8a7XZ8

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@drkknits Also, @lemon_lime got his PR! See? Some 457 visa holders can become valued members of society. 😛

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I’ve got a table by the bathrooms, and I got an extra beer for the first of you to arrive. @lemon_lime @kunaal84 @the_snook @highliketower

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Hey, I see @pyko!

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@lemon_lime @drkknits Jamie alone has cost the health care system millions. 😛

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@toastman Your public awaits…

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Late night cheeseburgers. (@ The Abercrombie) http://t.co/FqbXbFOmrd

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Interesting. 422 bus has been fitted with grey Opal pads. Covered up for now. #bringiton

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Spotted in my neighbourhood. Love the Drake! (Actually I have no idea what this sticker means.) http://t.co/FFxlOkbPS0

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@bezthomas Oh wow. I had no idea! Very interesting…

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