Taking advantage of today’s Knitters Guild topic today to bust out my snuggly 80s-tastic geography cardigan. http://t.co/ylUSM94kR9

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Hm. The anaesthetic is nearly worn off. Now my mouth is starting to hurt. Mood darkening…

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I am kind of obsessed with the new Opal cards. I can’t wait til it’s rolled out everywhere. http://t.co/AdM5rXz3HO http://t.co/7v0lmQT4NY

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@imdominating Oh, that’s just everyday life here in the winter.

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The hipster-ification of Chippo continues. TERRARIUM AND SPOKEN WORD WORKSHOPS. @ Broadway http://t.co/RBu99eV24w

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Truth: if Milf Island was a real show, I would definitely watch it.

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@JennaPrice *averting my eyes*

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@lemon_lime This is why you don’t rough house, boys.

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@Illdrinn We’re seeing it Tuesday. They’ve apparently rented out cinema for Sydney staff and friends. I’m not expecting it to be good!

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He doesn’t give cuddles very often, so I take advantage when he does! #purr http://t.co/PkTcXk6ucL

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Drat. I beat @the_snook home, and I don’t think I can take these boots off by myself!

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My first filling in 20 years. Good experience tho – I love my new dentist! (@ AHM Dental & Eyecare Practice) http://t.co/3puqWgwthX

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RT @JuliaGillard: Happy World Wide Knit in Public Day! #WWKIP JG http://t.co/fwwcSgJrx7

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@HarveyNormanAU All good. Josh rang me this morning and is arranging a service call. Thank you for following up!

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@ChrissieM @manakatie That is incredibly weird. A friend in the US just posted on FB that he got a Christmas card today with same error!

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@TempleWebster I have $10 referral credit, but I can’t figure out how to actually use it! Nothing on your Help page.

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@CamSatchelCo Is it normal for colour to come off my satchel? Water spilt in my new red backpack and it did this: http://t.co/mUbEYsHh7j

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RT @chrispytweets: More Rhonda and Ketut! Yeeessss! (via @mumbrella) http://t.co/5TpzZl62NN

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Last week I ordered Internet-enabled bathroom scales. Today I bought giant painting of a deer head. I am a hipster caricature at this point.

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Hip, funky knitters in the house! (@ Morris & Sons) http://t.co/MaVeGFVVLv

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Lame. Several of us made special effort for Telegraph photog, but it appears we are not the hip, funky knitters he was expecting.

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Whatever. Beer. (@ 99 York St) http://t.co/qu257sbK5v

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Note the actual Stitch and Bitch happening over *here*. And that’s the photog talking to the ringers over *there*. http://t.co/k6Xjus0Loj

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@witty_knitter Not to mention I’m sitting next to @smark31, who looks like she runs a Dutch fashion magazine.

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He ended up taking a couple group shots of us. He said, “Smile for the camera!” And @smark31 went, “For the Telegraph?!” BWAHAHA! Classic.

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Seriously, it was up there with “Thank you for that useful contribution.” We should keep a list of @smark31’s Greatest Hits.

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The Internet-enabled bathroom scale has been successfully setup, and it’s SO TOMORROW. Also, SHINY. #quantifiedself #fitbit #aria

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@brockleyboyo It can, but I’m not that much of an exhibitionist. It syncs to a website where I can see graphs, etc.

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@drkknits Look at that face!!

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@Yarna_ @drkknits I bought Amy a frog with a squeaky thing in it once. Scared the crap out of her. She’s never gone near it. It’s yours now!

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@drkknits @RoseRed_Shoes The key was figuring out she only likes to eat squeaky things that are COOKED.

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@CamSatchelCo Thanks! Have emailed.

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@lemon_lime Oh no! Whaaat?!

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My leather boots are squeaking. This is bothering me more than expected. Any ideas for quick fixes?

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@surrenderdotty It’s more the reaction if everybody else in the office I’m worried about. 🙂

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Happy birthday @witty_knitter!

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@witty_knitter If you ask for a single room, I’ll kick you in the shin.

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@MissPiggyEats @witty_knitter It was The Sewing Room, but they moved from SH some time ago.

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@MissPiggyEats @witty_knitter I think they moved to Victoria… http://t.co/FztTuLLCoR

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@randomknits Yayyyyy! Congrats! Told you it would work out. 🙂

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I really wish I didn’t have to dye my hair. (@ Travis George Hair Lounge) http://t.co/pljBao815d

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Chopped it! @ Travis George Hair Lounge http://t.co/LWeFO14uJZ

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@witty_knitter @knitterjp @drkknits Hermione isn’t doing it. I’ve got such limited knitting time; I need to work on my cardy!

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@witty_knitter @knitterjp @drkknits I really like it! I’ve done plenty of it though. 🙂

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Today I learned: Cambridge Satchels are super stylish and trendy, but they are not colour-fast if you… http://t.co/WksYdvgys0

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@StuartCRyan Other than my bedroom carpet looking like a murder scene, pretty good. 🙂

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@Orange_Swan I got most of it out. But the carpet is pretty trashed anyway. We’d already planned to replace it.

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@drkknits They have em on the US. I remember congratulating one of my college friends senior year when she got approved to fly.

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@drkknits I remember there were strict rules tho on having good eyesight, being fit. I think it’s a strenuous thing to do.

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RT @anamariecox: Robb Stark pondering if he can still behead people if all he has is an umbrella… http://t.co/uzIJRKPsFV

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@HarveyNormanAU I think it was work firewall. I submitted it at lunchtime yest. from outside. However, no response other than auto reply…

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@surrenderdotty Water bottle leaked inside. 🙁

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