Um, LegoLand was pretty much The Best. http://t.co/adg6xfSRNg
@StuartCRyan Southern California!
It’s probably a parenting fail when you return the children so hyped up they pull a shrieking tantrum before bed.
@drkknits There may have been a spanking. I felt responsible.
@StuartCRyan Couple of weeks!
@AtelierMeg I think you got hacked! You just sent me a dodgy DM.
Ah, sunscreen. I have a perfectly formed white print of my hand alongside my sunburnt shoulder…
RT @garethrhughes: Why am I working when I should be doing more of this? #skydive http://t.co/KY6JherjGh
Made the school run for the first time today! (Yeah, still not regretting not having kids.)
Uncle Rodd finally gets some baby time. http://t.co/RKT6mxy8pX
Baby fell asleep in my arms, so I had to not move for 30 minutes. My right bicep is now MESSED UP.
Managed to pick the kids up from school without incident. Acceptable Replacement Parent Achievement Unlocked!
Except I was alone in the car with the 6yo for five minutes before he asked me if I believe in God. So there’s that.
@chrisgander Definitely not.