Um, LegoLand was pretty much The Best. http://t.co/adg6xfSRNg

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@StuartCRyan Southern California!

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It’s probably a parenting fail when you return the children so hyped up they pull a shrieking tantrum before bed.

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@drkknits There may have been a spanking. I felt responsible.

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@StuartCRyan Couple of weeks!

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@AtelierMeg I think you got hacked! You just sent me a dodgy DM.

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Ah, sunscreen. I have a perfectly formed white print of my hand alongside my sunburnt shoulder…

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RT @garethrhughes: Why am I working when I should be doing more of this? #skydive http://t.co/KY6JherjGh

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Made the school run for the first time today! (Yeah, still not regretting not having kids.)

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Uncle Rodd finally gets some baby time. http://t.co/RKT6mxy8pX

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Baby fell asleep in my arms, so I had to not move for 30 minutes. My right bicep is now MESSED UP.

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Managed to pick the kids up from school without incident. Acceptable Replacement Parent Achievement Unlocked!

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Except I was alone in the car with the 6yo for five minutes before he asked me if I believe in God. So there’s that.

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@chrisgander Definitely not.

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We’re two grown-ass adults. We can totally handle two kids at LegoLand, right? #famouslastwords

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Straight off a 12hr flight, and they put a baby in my arms. She’s only puked on me once so far. http://t.co/ofxs3SoDtP

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Jetlag kicking in. 7pm here, and I’m fading faaassst.

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@justasitsounds Styling! Congratulations. 🙂

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Indie keeps calling me Grandma. Evidently I look a lot like my Mom. This amuses @the_snook terribly.

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Uncle Rodd is her favourite. http://t.co/70GStOYpVQ

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Frantically packing. Half an hour til the taxi gets here.

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Enroute to airport. So far have realised I’ve forgotten: belt, eye drops.

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Many thank you’s to @Ezzles for looking after the stupid cats while we’re away!

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Okay, this is pretty swanky. (@ Air New Zealand Koru Lounge – @korulounges w/ 4 others) [pic]: http://t.co/IlMTVlfy6e

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Free wifi AND a hot dog cart? Air New Zealand Lounge, you win EVERYTHING. http://t.co/Jve39xV8lu

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@drwitty_knitter Still in Sydney. Mr Google is a frequent flyer so we’re getting star treatment here. 🙂

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@justjussi @korulounges That’s the one I just ate a hot dog from! It was good. 🙂

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@justjussi Nah, just passing through on our way to the US…

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@daphnechong Thank you!

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@NessNomster So tired. I got more codeine from the chemist. I think the key is knowing I need way more than normal dose.

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About to board plane! Going dark…

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Made it! Pretty good flight, actually. (@ Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) – @lax_official w/ 169 others) http://t.co/bAHFerw53H

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@drwitty_knitter Oh right. It’s that day.

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Full day off-site on branding and roadmap! Last day before vacation… (@ Karstens) http://t.co/s594PTLmj8

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@redambition Til mid-October…

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It’s very, very windy outside today. http://t.co/VUtXDQaMqs

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@lahondaknitter I’ll be there in like 10 days!

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@lahondaknitter Would love any recommendations you have for things to do/see within a day’s drive of SF (probably north?).

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Came back to @Mi9 to say bye to @justasitsounds before his wedding – AND HE ALREADY LEFT. FAIL.

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@justasitsounds How could you not have expected it? Like we wouldn’t give you a gift! I blame @hoganau for not doing it yesterday. 🙂

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@knitterjp No problem. That’s the point of working with friends – to pick you up after a shitty day!

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@danivv @iusebiro @Dashkruck It would be a while! Heading overseas for a couple weeks tomorrow…

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FFS. It’s 1am. I’ve been lying in bed for two hours coughing and trying to get to sleep. Not even codeine working. I hate this so much.

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