Good grief. I am *still* getting spammed by recruiters on LinkedIn for PHP jobs despite not having done that role for nearly 5 years.

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Having a little red wine to lubricate my voice before @suzyhausfrau’s podcast recording…

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@drwitty_knitter I just noticed the Twitter name change. 🙂 Niiiiiice…

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RT @jpoh: On Disembodied Fingers and the iPhone 5s http://t.co/gTjLJc7XDZ

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RT @DavidJCMorris: A fresh approach to retrospectives from @ellengott: The 4L’s Technique http://t.co/i6HziX6OYc #agile #scrum

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@lemon_lime I didn’t realise! I should have reminded you. Sorry…

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@Orange_Swan Hug-Me-Tight? My first thought was: BANDOLIER.

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@imdominating @JustShireen “Powdered”? Weird.

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@aunty_toots Niiiiiice.

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@mudsurfer Huh. In burgers I couldn’t tell the difference from beef!

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First pavlova of Spring, courtesy of our neighbour Marlene. It was delicious! http://t.co/cYym8oj0NH

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@gilmae Because – pretty. That’s about it. But it’s just a whim; I don’t think I will. My existing phone meets my needs.

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@drkknits @randomknits The lodge doesn’t have them, but I believe @knitabulous is bringing plastic ones for the party…

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Interesting. Just found out one of my Sydney followers (who I haven’t met, I don’t think) is cheating with a friend of a friend’s partner.

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Not calling anyone out specifically, but if you’re being a dirty dog… You should know that People Know. And They Are Watching You.

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Not that I condone slut-shaming, mind you. Get your freak on, I say. Just don’t be sneaky and hurt other people when you do.

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@ChrissieM It’s all a bit tawdry, isn’t it?

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@supercres Awww, but 14yo girls need pictures of non-threatening boys! And there’s no “Sassy” around anymore.

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Running late to Guild! In a cab now… (And I have 4kg of candy.) cc @ClareLouise1308 @aunty_toots @SallyPompom

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Adventures in paleo: camel burgers! (Found them at our normal Coles in the game section, if you can believe it.) Tasty.

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Running quite a bit late to Amanda Palmer concert… Still just the openers, right?

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Drinking beer out of a can and sitting on the floor like a damn STUDENT. (at @Enmore_Theatre for Amanda Palmer an…) http://t.co/vzVPIkxHjM

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She’s got Honi Soit students talking about the vulva cover. Quoth the Snook: “Kids are awesome.” http://t.co/5K13PP06UW

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“Go forth and bravely fight Tony Abbott.” – Amanda Fucking Palmer. Hells yeah.

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F*ck yeah, science! @ Enmore Theatre http://t.co/VT6dstEt0n

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Old people hiding in the back… @ Enmore Theatre http://t.co/mtCbpHNwon

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It doesn’t matter if you want it back, you’ve given it away. You’ve given it away. (She played my favourite song.)

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Amanda covered Smells Like Teen Spirit. It RULED. Only marred by the fact that half the audience thinks of it as an “oldie.”

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@miahorri You’ve been hacked. Just sent me a dodgy DM.

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@Ezzles You still all right for housesitting in one fortnight? That really snuck up on me!!!

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@randomknits @Gidgetknits WHAT? WHERE?!

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@venks79 I’m annoyed they showed it next to a dumb-looking woman. Maybe I should send them an e-note to complain. 🙂

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@Ezzles Wonderful. I’ll email you!

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@drkknits My office is a place where Fridays usually end with beer. I am powerless.

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RT @davidwalliams: Here is a picture of me as the great @roald_dahl ‘s BFG. Happy #RoaldDahlDay x http://t.co/zq8DSIhzSu

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RT @likeomg: Girls Who Eat Their Feelings, part infinity. http://t.co/Xv6nUV9Odo

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@mrs_sockvictim It was yesterday. I did a radio interview. You are out of the loop!

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I used to think Russell Brand was an idiot. Nowadays I think he’s absolutely brilliant. http://t.co/92mUEGTBd3

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@Gidgetknits Nope. Just read a few things by him in the past 6 months and realised he’s actually really intelligent and funny!

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@miahorri I think you’ve been hacked!

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@drkknits Mine tonight will probably cost just slightly more than Petey’s visit Tuesday. Stupid silly cat. 🙂

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If I were still able to run, I’d be putting Katy Perry’s “Roar” on a running playlist RIGHT NOW.

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Just picked up another lovely door prize for @KnitGuildNSW Camp from @Morriswool. Thanks Albert and team!

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@esmewatson Is it meant to be the Deathly Hallows?

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@suzyhausfrau Lucky for you, @SallyPompom and I never turn down a chance to be famous. Not sure about @ClareLouise1308 though…

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@knitterjp @smark31 Let’s see the shoes!

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Katherine always makes me look way more stylish than I actually am. @ Travis George Hair Lounge http://t.co/1bXOzTAlLF

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Dietary requirements submitted for @KnitGuildNSW Camp. This train is rolling on without stopping! 7 days left!

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Must go to bed and get some sleep before my RADIO INTERVIEW tomorrow morning. *clears throat*

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@mikeefreedom I didn’t know about it til yesterday afternoon. It’s Roald Dahl’s birthday, so they want to talk about the celebrations.

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Um, NIKE make Liberty print sneakers. Did we know this? http://t.co/P1VwxBRlDh #liberty #insanity

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My radio interview with http://t.co/c7OsIPUxK1 will be airing around 10:40am Sydney time if you want to listen live! Happy Roald Dahl Day!

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@catehstn Are you back at work? Feeling better?

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@BCain Oh, the limitations of a hashtag. I was talking about Liberty (as in, the English textile company) FABRIC. Ha!

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@catehstn Great! Supposedly being aired in about 40 minutes. 🙂

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@catehstn Do you know if any of the photos from gWiT have been published? Wondering if there’s one of us I can use for office newsletter.

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@catehstn Roald Dahl Day. 🙂 I run http://t.co/OAcaIg1chj. They just wanted to chat about the celebrations, his popularity, etc

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