Ice cream mixture chilling, turkey breast baking, mushroom duxelle happening, Modest Mouse playing… We’ll all float on.

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@drkknits LOL. I don’t think it’s wise to mock a dragon!

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@goshling Twinkies got bought out and returned in US, I’m fairly certain.

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Ugh. Got a random 2nd bill from @aglenergy. Turns out they think we’re transferring providers. (We’re not.) No idea how that happened…

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It kinda looks like I wrapped a head in puff pastry. But I assure you, that’s Jamie’s Turkey… http://t.co/7PT7sxwOpV

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How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk: See my dialect map and make your own. http://t.co/LlAk7hj0gX via @nytgraphics // Spooky accurate!

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@laimelde Mine pegged me as smack dab in the Midwest! I think Merry/Mary/Marry and pop are the giveaways.

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@drwitty_knitter He’s workin’, I swear!

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@drwitty_knitter DEAR GOD, that’s over $1000! No way.

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I scored 39% in the @channel4 psychopathic traits test. How psychopathic are you? Take the test http://t.co/ilAmgi19kG #psychopathnight

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Merry Christmas everyone! http://t.co/DPlgJiqaPa

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Don’t forget – “A Christmas Story” is on Ch9 right now, and they’re just about to go see Santa!

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Wearing my Ralphie pajamas while watching Ralphie! Christmas is truly here. http://t.co/OBXIZIfMJr

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Just completed a 4.18 km walk with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/hjmxcAzBze #RunKeeper

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Epic MeFi post on Iron Chef: http://t.co/VwRbnbYQcS ( @toastman @the_snook )

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Ch9 are showing best Christmas movie ever Wed morning. You should watch or record if you haven’t seen Ralphie before! http://t.co/1ufjrAIGQX

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@drwitty_knitter Nope. Ralphie, the bunny suit, the BB gun, the Bumpuses’ dogs, Indiana in the 40’s… Cannot be topped!

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Hm. Finding a decent restaurant that’s open in the CBD tonight maybe harder than I thought. Ideas?

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Came all the way to city to find Baxter Inn closed. WTF. Website says only closed Xmas and Boxing Day. Thanks, jerks.

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@clepetit Nah. There’s a paper stuck on the door. Closed all week.

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Screw the CBD. I’m on lovely air-conditioned bus to casino, where surely some non-holiday, non-family-oriented fun can be had.

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Alcoholic ginger beer is the PERFECT thing on a hot day. (at @QuarrymansHotel) http://t.co/r67ykNn52G

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@jannism That made me laugh. But I have been drinking.

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Thanks to a Christmas Eve delivery from @fitbit, @the_snook is now tracking. Let the Great Step Challenge begin!

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@mmastertheone Hm, interesting! Nope, haven’t tried it before. Thanks for the recommendation.

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