Log onto Ticketmaster 2min after Nick Offerman tix go on sale. All gone. But they will show me reseller tickets. ARSES.

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@gilmae Just order one off the Internet like a CITIZEN OF THE FUTURE.

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@gilmae Yes. But it can top up automatically, so you don’t get the sad tap-on triple-ding of a broke-ass student. #tradeoffs

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@gilmae *sigh* Whatever, Grandpa. 😛

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@gilmae I use my CC all over online, and it’s been compromised exactly once. I called the bank, it was like 2 hours of hassle, & that’s it.

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@gilmae But I watch my CC a lot closer than most people. I am prepared to trade some vigilance for convenience.

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@gilmae Sorry to tell you – Amazon was the one where I got compromised before!

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@ImagiNERDtive @gilmae Meh. You aren’t liable for any fraudulent credit card charges as long as you report quickly.

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@ImagiNERDtive @gilmae So IMHO the only reason not to use it is if you’re a privacy nut. 🙂

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RT @canva: It’s Canva’s 2nd Birthday. Thank you to all our amazing supporters for an incredible 24 months! http://t.co/5fndobt3sR

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I just got way too excited when I noticed this in @todoist. #productivity #obsessive #soclose http://t.co/bJi0HmekXI

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Thought I’ve had like five times today: http://t.co/DiikAsYiTc https://t.co/NynQaRZWhf

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Gahhhh @KnitGuildNSW camp is tomorrow and I’ve done nothing to prepare other than order some pizzas.

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Came home to find Snook listening to @JohnSafran’s TISM show. The dream of the 90’s is alive in Chippendale. http://t.co/HYPcqNP8jO

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RT @Sasbites: Online version of #perth #tech ppl taking the world by storm @canva @CurrencyFair @google
https://t.co/J9Ru9Penm9 http://t.c…

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It was like 45min of deep-frying… but SO WORTH IT. http://t.co/UuUGSQ3fbf http://t.co/0Sw7qwnqmD

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RT @imdominating: You’re so right. Her laugh RT @Jennie_Basset: You know what today needs? The ‘help me Janice’ video. http://t.co/807a6Ul8…

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@imdominating @Jennie_Basset Hahahaha… It hurts! It hurts! Janice it hurts! (We’re the worst.)

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@Jennie_Basset @imdominating It was even better the second time. I have tears.

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@randomknits Gorgeous!!

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@randomknits @knitterjp Just ransacked the closet and discovered I have no purple dresses. This is going to have to be rectified.

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RT @campjsnews: Almost a quarter of our ENTIRE POOL of tickets has sold with the August Early Bird Special:
https://t.co/aQ4X4rwB4k http:/…

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@susanshiwashere I am! Very excited to be representing Canva. 🙂

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You can now post full-size landscape & portrait photos on Instagram http://t.co/YrsdQNc257 – Just in time for Frocktober. No more diagonals!

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.@NolanBushnell on why schools should throw out their chairs. #WiredForWonder http://t.co/t9h58QuGXa

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Hiring in Silicon Valley moving away from credentials & degrees. Uni in U.S. is indentured servitude. #WiredForWonder http://t.co/BWi0U16ZOo

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Awwww, @GuyKawasaki brought his son Nate out on stage with him! #WiredForWonder http://t.co/8VK1IDNjlo

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Don’t aim for simply MVP; aim for MVVVP. Viable, Valuable, Validating – @GuyKawasaki #WiredForWonder http://t.co/s2YkhiiiAN

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@jackandraka Very cool! Sadly YouTube didn’t exist when I was in grade school, but great that kids today have that resource!

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.@GuyKawasaki on how @canva uses NPR model: provide such great content that you earn right to market! #WiredForWonder http://t.co/iViVMRHCXM

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I just got recognised from one of my @GGDSydney talks by someone at #WiredForWonder! I swear I didn’t stage that…

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RT @AshleeMcCusker: “AWShineHack – blending the diversity divide of Women in IT & Business.” on @LinkedIn https://t.co/IIMHsG0XU6

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RT @FeverPicture: The man himself; @GuyKawasaki speaking at @wiredforwonder today. http://t.co/4wygdF5ikH

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Social skills, communication, and ability to focus/distill information = critical non-digital skills. #WiredForWonder http://t.co/ovwbO2Dswy

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I think we have achieved peak-Steve-Jobs invocation already at noon on day one. #WiredForWonder

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The brain defaults to unknown = negative, but you can teach it to reframe things as positive. #WiredForWonder

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Try hards gonna try hard.

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I love it when a plan comes together. http://t.co/Mx06iy6x2g http://t.co/YKyEImWAMf

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@vilacides I’m not an actual engineer – I’m taking on coordinating all the various dev projects. But it’s a start!

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@RoseRed_Shoes Well spotted! Thank you!

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@ricardoy1 Yes! You are only the third person to identify it. 🙂

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@RoseRed_Shoes They were at Peter Alexander a while back. I’m sure they’ll return someday!

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@vilacides We’re avoiding the M-word. But more or less. 🙂

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@RoseRed_Shoes Truth be told these barely fit over my hips, and I think I got the largest size. 🙁

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Today’s @canvavibe lunch is my special request, so I thought it only fair that I bake the … http://t.co/UHqRHxgyhh http://t.co/CfplrD0xZr

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@RadhikaR Just for that morning to see Guy. I left about lunchtime.

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RT @themaninblue: 8 Questions with: me! Talking about Canva’s journey so far and how we manage growth http://t.co/NARHHlLyQ3

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@keisanpablo @ErisBasilio @nicwinton It’s disturbing is what it is. I’m going to start seeing Shamal peeking out around every corner.

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@drkknits @imdominating Oh no!!

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Join me at @GA’s “Out Of The Garage” Pitch Fest Party: http://t.co/27p4WD7tXT http://t.co/Mxaecvei2T

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I’m thrilled that we now have a woman on the @canva engineering team. I’m even more thrilled that it’s me. 😀

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The great @guykawasaki kicking off tonight’s #canvatech event! http://t.co/EVJY7jgwyE http://t.co/geisEYWo2F

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Patrick Lee explaining “pegs on the bottom,” a concept taken from Disney animation. Fast f… http://t.co/NQidrO9hSf http://t.co/vLmvTnyvLo

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“Legacy code is any code without tests.” (I see people nodding at that one.) #canvatech

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Now for @julio_ody talking about React and Backbone. (We need a Britney mike so speakers c… http://t.co/id9DScviOw http://t.co/FFnNVX6ZW7

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We definitely need a Britney-style wireless mike. (Noted for the future.) #canvatech

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Hey look, a cameo by @delitescere in Chris Doble’s talk! #canvatech http://t.co/65eupRZn67 http://t.co/B18ks0qrAs

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RT @stowball: Whoah. Weekly front-end meetings at Canva are actually beneficial! Probably because they all want to improve and learn #Canva…

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Ratcheting and ESLint to get rid of the bad stuff from your code base. @chrisdoble is evangelising. #canvatech

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@DamonOehlman @julio_ody I concur.

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RT @GuyKawasaki: Jackpot! Freezer in Canva office! http://t.co/fz6MUk40rq

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@jesstelford In startup poker, 3 Andys definitely beats 2 Chrisses.

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@JoachimCohen123 @IntelEDU Haha, no charges for me. I think we were the only adults there without kids!

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@JoachimCohen123 @IntelEDU But I recently finished my first ever Arduino build, and I’m looking to do more: http://t.co/LR14qmBX8P 🙂

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@andre_serna That’s actually I expected him to say. 🙂

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@puzzlement Thank you!

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The Goonies star calls on fans to ‘respect the dang house!’ http://t.co/InY4okS3aX – Ahem. @imdominating

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Wired for Wonder! (@ National Institute of Dramatic Arts (NIDA) in Kensington, NSW) https://t.co/UFOYpERfr7 http://t.co/t4b11wfpBR

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Wow. @jackandraka’s 6th grade science fair project looked way more professional than mine. #WiredForWonder http://t.co/jcTMroM41j

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RT @joannejacobs: So far, #wiredforwonder has proven that concentration, and obsessive commitment is more useful for productivity than qual…

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