RT @GuardianAus: It’s not just pap smears: cuts make healthcare more costly for those who need it most https://t.co/datynCfrYD

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@TheRealBnut Urge to kill subsiding…

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@brettporter Let me know if you spot any others in Surry Hills!

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Dilation. (Photo courtesy of the Snook, because I can’t focus my damn eyes.) https://t.co/ZLOzQtRGfQ https://t.co/yso16YZy63

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@virtualwolf Optometrists are sadistic.

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@cathjones0 Just optometrist making sure my stupid retinas aren’t detaching. All good. 🙂

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RT @weschan: Some fun thoughts on the Australian startup scene esp with @canva and @CultureAmp:
https://t.co/UD9XRxoL5j

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Well done @lemon_lime! I’m thinking of entering my blinky beanie in the Easter Show. 🙂 https://t.co/wnMjokZ87c

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@lemon_lime Oh you don’t even know. Apparently a bunch of them have seceded. That’s the only reason I’m entering – to troll. 😛

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Shhh! Nobody tell him about status bars and traffic crossings. https://t.co/IjvlUo0Mud

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@mitchelmore_j Where are you going? Do you have a job lined up? (I was there for 2 years in the original dotcom boom. Loved it.)

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RT @keisanpablo: 5 Australian startups to watch in 2016 (via @BIAUS) https://t.co/bLFYmF7eXH

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@mitchelmore_j I will direct that question to @maheshmurali 😉

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RT @frankarr: Silicon Valley-style coding boot camps taking off in Australia

https://t.co/t5UFnKusrw

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Might as well wallow! Listening to Rainy Day Romance on @AppleMusic.
https://t.co/u7VxI5DY13 https://t.co/mX4kmNhHBV

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I am the Marie Kondo of JIRA.

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@NicoleWill100 I have just ordered the Kondo book for me and @knitterjp. We are fascinated.

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@johnallsopp At least with “Frozen,” that guy turns out to be the baddie!

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This week has taught me that I could never live in the Pacific Northwest. (One more day of rain and I am going to LOSE IT.)

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@johnallsopp Ahhh, yeah. Thankfully haven’t seen any of those. On a happier note, saw first pics of young girls cosplaying as Rey yesterday!

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@johnallsopp That’s awesome! Tell her she did a great job!

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@slace I have big red gumboots from Bunnings which keep me dry but give me blisters. 🙁

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The Console Series https://t.co/KxFmxR1rNy – Love! I wish I had this on my walls. via @themaninblue https://t.co/SLs8xp2vWc

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Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan. His performance is wasted on those movies, but still. https://t.co/UgYgz8w1OB

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TIL Crown Street Grocer in @surry_hills makes a bulletproof coffee. It ain’t cheap, but it’s good.

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@TheRealBnut Yep. Seriously, the duel between the Jedi and Darth Maul is amazing.

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@TheRealBnut I mean, not amazing enough to counteract all the other awfulness, but still.

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@chrisgander Where has that been suggested? Are you talking about the Dutton thing?

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@chrisgander True. I married a co-worker. But I didn’t ask him out on live TV and refer to him as “baby” in front of thousands of people.

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@chrisgander And context matters. She’s a woman in an industry with very few women, and things like that are why.

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@chrisgander Basically, I don’t think he showed her respect. If he really liked her, he could’ve asked her out off-camera.

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@chrisgander I still don’t think you can say that 100%. You can’t ask out someone who reports to you at work.

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@chrisgander I also think that if you want to ask out a co-worker, you don’t do it when they’re giving a big presentation.

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@chrisgander Preferably not in the office at all. I think you’re speaking from a position of male privilege a little bit, not understanding

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@chrisgander how women have to deal with this stuff all. the. time. Being in a pub or having drinks, sure. But doing your job is different.

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@chrisgander It’s a very easy thing to say when you’re in the gender that does 98% of the asking. The other side gets tired sometimes.

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@chrisgander But I’m not really arguing. I’m just overcaffeinated. 🙂

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@TheRealBnut @tinypang WHAT IS THIS AND WHY WASN’T I A PART OF IT? (I’m always cold, and I sleep surrounded by three very warm mammals.)

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@TheRealBnut @tinypang I have a White Noise app on my iPhone and have worked out that – oddly and grossly enough – “Brown Noise” works best.

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@boundvariable Someone who works at Google once speculated to me that the point of self-driving cars is actually to stream more YouTube ads.

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On the upside, @the_snook said yest “Hey, that box of 50c stamps you’ve had forever are finally useful again!” https://t.co/sknvtK1DM3

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Sometimes I can’t believe I married such an introvert. You’re all so WEIRD!

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@Xavier_Ho He knows he’s weird. 🙂

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@mobywhale @mitchelmore_j WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!

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@drkknits Sterling Archer would beg to differ.

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@drkknits https://t.co/ma4B67IAuF (I finally got into Archer. It helps that I realised it’s mostly the Arrested Development cast.)

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@drkknits @kunaal84 has been telling me to watch it for years. Lucille, Kitty, and George are all in it so far!

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New adventures in crafting: tonight I wove BACON. #superporktasticmeatloaf https://t.co/c9hbhvRVAh https://t.co/CKGshImMbG

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@themaninblue Not for vegans.

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RT @geofffahey1: @RDCLiverpool @RoaldDahlMusic @RoaldDahlFans 1/4 life size in progress https://t.co/6YiXp8nhjP

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@busbub @developerjack No, no, Mitch… Do not stare into the abyss. Back away slowly.

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