Aww, flowers! What a lovely and unexpected surprise. Thanks @canva. 🌺 https://t.co/34G1UoQZaS https://t.co/SuvDUHWyFD

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@darthted @200ok I haven’t watched any of it. It was a conscious choice for my own mental health.

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RT @Classlicity: People criticizing Clinton’s preparedness probably also don’t realize Hermione is the only reason Harry Potter survived 7…

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RT @yow_oz: 3 more days to our SYDNEY #YOWNight exclusive with Suz Hinton @noopkat from Kickstarter – Sept 29 https://t.co/3mcLkJTCF7

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Where do I sign up to join the agriculture team so I can start my matriarchal orgiastic Mars cult? #redmars https://t.co/cldMxIi3en

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@AshleaMcKay Wasn’t sure if you meant the hair or the lippie, but they both look FAB!

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This is silly. I knit and sew, and it’s far more expensive to knit and sew than it is to buy. https://t.co/b1BUQXTDBT

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I mean, “how to make a simple T-shirt” – are they joking? Do you know what an overlocker costs? Decent jersey fabric? Ridiculous.

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@mmastertheone @Gin_ev_ra Exactly! I mean, I’m a fan of mending, sure. But it’s ridiculous to chastise the young for not sewing t-shirts.

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QFT. https://t.co/g6BOfoPkbE

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Okay, I think I’ve read all the internet. Time for chores. #funemployment

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@mark_sabbatical Repairs, definitely. The world needs Maintainers! 😉

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@gilmae Exactly! I think self-sufficiency and maintenance are important, but this is the 21st century. Let’s be realistic.

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@MaxAntonovAU @andykelk Just passed that on to @sezshares – you’d be lucky to get her! 🙂

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@jesstelford @ijayessbe @yow_oz has offered childminding the last few years! https://t.co/qKLZGiibEK

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@yow_oz @jesstelford @ijayessbe Whoops- didn’t realise it was so new!

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@tareiking Oh, thank you! Between your response and @glasnt’s, I decided to submit. 🙂

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YAYYY @mssharonfrance is on Twitter! 😀

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@mssharonfrance And you’re already liking, and replying… You got this. 🙂

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RT @glasnt_ebooks: We can all go home now! Knitting is totally open technology!

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@glasnt_ebooks @glasnt So freaking great.

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RT @themaninblue: If you’re interested in the Sydney Startup scene, you should check out the Spark Festival: https://t.co/EhAHOlGmxu

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RT @RHoKSydney: Temperatures are rising and RHoK Sydney is out of hibernation! Team forming 9 Nov, Hackathon 26-27 Nov! RSVP at https://t.c…

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@darkhorse166 @lucykbain Yes, a few! Check out https://t.co/ZzXktGFABj and https://t.co/lcC11EWfY4.

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@darkhorse166 @lucykbain I know because I use https://t.co/4CIHl2KJKq and it imports from sites that use those (which are most!).

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For #funemployment day two, I’m eating cream puffs for breakfast. Thanks @pyko and @meganwcook!

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@darkhorse166 It’s pretty good. I use bookmarklet to scrape interesting recipes on my desktop, then sync to iPad in the kitchen!

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@TheDesignWeb My lightning talk this arvo is about knitting. 🙂

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My overseas absentee ballot arrived today! https://t.co/P7DJRLUYue

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@slace I’m funemployed for another week. 😀

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@aquintex @GovGaryJohnson Sorry. #ImWithHer

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RT @tallandtrue: Kris @web_goddess Howard explains how Granny Was a #Knitting Hacker at #WordsPress #WordCamp #Sydney 🙂 #WCSSyd https://t.…

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@cameronjonesweb Thank you!!

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RT @thewebprincess: . @web_goddess just schooled us on knitting code and how to do a lightning talk. Outstanding!! #WCSyd

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@Brook_McCarthy @thewebprincess Thank you! I’m normally not that nervous when presenting. Took me a while to settle into it. 😂

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For more of my wacky knitting + computer ideas, I’ll be speaking at YOW Connected and all 3 YOW Confs. 😆 #WCSyd https://t.co/uwr9ata7MC

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Holy crap. William Gibson retweeted me today. 😳

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And there’s @developerjack showing his lightning talk karaoke skillz. #WCSyd https://t.co/otzza5Pcwv

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Ha! @canva makes an unexpected cameo in the #WCSyd lightning talk karaoke. 😂 https://t.co/39RIdbADZ8

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@fbz I’m glad you liked that tweet, because I mention KnitYak in the talk. 😀

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@imdominating Disappointing? The tatt?

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RT @yow_oz: Don’t miss Suz Hinton @noopkat from Kickstarter on Sept 29 SYDNEY #YOWNight exclusive https://t.co/3mcLkJTCF7

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Am I Introverted, or Just Rude? https://t.co/mA88Qf5hPn *cough*

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RT @KatieConf: Announcing WOOTCONF 2017: a one-day conf celebrating Women of Open Technology

This time, it’s really happening. ✨

https://…

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@glasnt GAHH. I want to submit a talk for WOOTCONF, but I suspect knitting – even super geeky knitting – won’t go down well as topic. 🙁

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Listening to @pwcc persuade us all that it’s easy to contribute to WordPress Core! #WCSyd https://t.co/qC8yBMIfpa

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TIL the concept of Yoda conditions. https://t.co/GkFqAAk6XA Thanks @pwcc! #WCSyd

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@catehstn I totally read that in the voice of Carrie from Sex and the City. 😂

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Hearing about great free resources from fellow Midwesterner @katslump! #WCSyd https://t.co/TKazRSrXCI

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Mid-morning break at #WCSyd? Time to sneak off for a visit to #SheHacks2016!

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It’s all happening at #SheHacks2016 today! Thanks @yow_oz for the snacks! https://t.co/fIinYoSxMj

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RT @darthted: Proud to sponsor #SheHacks2016 @findercomau.

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As usual, I appear to be the only person knitting at the tech conference. #WCSyd https://t.co/qVOobSuRHr https://t.co/2E4tuf2K2l

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@kristarella I’m giving a lightning talk tomorrow on knitting as computer code! I hope you can make it. 🙂 #WCSyd

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Chuckling along with the very engaging Sharon France as she relates her WordPress journey! #WCSyd https://t.co/HdvD5ccSl2

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If you’re old enough to remember the Web in the 90’s, you’ll enjoy my #WCSyd talk @ 2:05 in Rm 1. (Youths: come if you like horror stories!)

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RT @GGDSydney: Thank you to our awesome mentors this weekend…here we are helping with some rails code! #SheHacks2016 https://t.co/xvyH5m6…

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RT @DarrenNolan_: Not a horror story. Really awesome. Go see it.

https://t.co/I3qT23uVTr

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@keepsmilyn @wordcampsyd A lot of them are down the road at #SheHacks2016 – just bad luck that the events overlapped. 🙁

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Room 1 is totally where it’s at! #WCSyd @developerjack https://t.co/4g21j6iQXl

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Slides and links for my #WCSyd talk are here! https://t.co/udY1wcsV3p

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RT @developerjack: Love @web_goddess’s talk about her 20 year old website! #WCSyd 1488 pages manually migrated to #WordPress!!! https://t.c…

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All thanks to a suggestion by the ever helpful @johnallsopp. 🙂 #WCSyd https://t.co/oUEpx99K5D

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RT @tallandtrue: Thanks Kris @web_goddess Howard for delightful tale of 20 yo @RoaldDahlFans website! https://t.co/l9s0fQx0yc 🙂 #WPSyd

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@fu001123 That’s… not what it is. It’s just a hackathon.

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@lisaaharrison1 Just from the Apple Store! It’s a few years old though. Label says “uncommon”. https://t.co/UVmfHzZAmh

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Heh. @developerjack is a very animated speaker. #WCSyd https://t.co/SpyqW8fWsa https://t.co/NsqQXk7fC3

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@FakeSamRitchie YES! I’m extra dorky because I’m actually giving a talk about knitting at a tech conference. 😂

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@FakeSamRitchie I literally do have a multi-threading pun. 😬

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How have I never visited Floyds Knobs, Indiana? 😂 https://t.co/3sXFTL2lRJ

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RT @GGDSydney: Thank you to the wonderful Maria who has spent millions of hours coordinating the lead up to #SheHacks2016 ! You did an amaz…

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@LizlingC @GGDSydney @heatherbaden @katrinamarielee OHMYGOD YOU GUYS WON? YAYYYYYY!!!!! SO HAPPY FOR YOU!

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@TarynMusgrave Oh wow. I can definitely relate. 🙁

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@randomknits 😂

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@darthted Awwww! What a nice thing to see first thing in the morning. 😍

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RT @rcarmo: Simply hilarious – bike manufacturer sees huge reduction in delivery damage by printing TV on the box https://t.co/9sk7NzRcPx

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