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Month: April 2017

  • Shared today on Twitter

    RT @yow_conf: What can we learn from Marvel superheroes on being better developers. Join us in Sydney May 9 #yownight https://t.co/5bvfqLBQ…

    @gilmae Only @mseckington knows for sure… 😀

    @evanderkoogh +10 for alliteration.

    Playlist of songs with catchiest choruses: great for productivity; not great when you realise you’re CHAIR DANCING TO JUSTIN BIEBER.

    I’m not really a Car Girl, but even I stopped in my tracks when I saw this beauty today. 😍 https://t.co/l9CQY4S5sS https://t.co/Rhc3ZQndny

    @malcolmsheridan Haha, nah, around the corner from my house in Chippendale. Sun is shining right now!

    @slace You know it.

    @jedws @travisvz @christineliuart Cheers. Here’s a more recent version: https://t.co/jiKNGfO6b1

    Erik and @jedws kicking off #FPSyd and Erik is SWEARING that he’s going to get it on @Meetup next month. (Sure, mate. 😜) https://t.co/hsqlFv2jpB

    I only found out about Goldblum’s sausages a hour ago, which explains why I’m A) not in jail and B) still married. https://t.co/59BsrFhc5D

    I can vouch for that – very friendly group and well worth visiting/speaking! https://t.co/NlCuOPs2Yl

    @keranm What app is that?

    @keranm Oh cool! I should take another look at that. Used to use Fitbit until my tracker died.

    RT @LareneLg: Amazing turnout at @WWCodeBrisbane learning Functional programming with @mdjnewman @eraserqueen @thoughtworks #brisbane 🌃💻😄 h…

    @BrigidWD @JennyValentish GASP. In Sydney?!

    Goddddd Elisabeth Moss is WRECKING ME. 😭

    Handmaid’s Tale Ep 1 killed me, even though I’ve read the book. That last line. I gasped, and then I cried. She has a name. 😭

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    I’m not really a Car Girl, but even I stopped in my tracks when I saw this beauty today. 😍

    I only found out Jeff Goldblum was handing out sausages in Sydney an hour ago, which explains A) why I’m not in jail and B) still married.

    Handmaid’s Tale – OH MAN, SO GOOD. That last line killed me. How do you get shocked by a dramatisation of a book you’ve read? Her name. I cried. And it’s only episode one. 😭

  • I’m not really a Car Girl, but even I stopped in my tracks when I saw this beauty today. 😍

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @LapTop006 @evilZardoz Excellent! I’ll have to get the burger next time. 🙂

    Whoa. For the first time in six months, I have no confirmed upcoming speaking gigs. Time to send some submissions, I guess!

    @unixbigot I did! I thought it was cool until I realised it’s the size of a small car, practically. 😂

    RT @NicSampson: A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go 😉 https://t.co/phjhB8VHBF

    @joshduck Wait, are you in Sydney?!

    @LapTop006 You must be a neighbour! I live down the hill in Chippendale. 👋

    Hoodie progress! The back is done, and I’m working towards neck split on front. https://t.co/dZ3QhJzg6K https://t.co/sIWcUKbMuI

    @joshduck Oh cool! Got time to catch up? Marlous and I will be in Surry Hills tomorrow – could easily meet you for a coffee around Central!

    @MelissaKaulfuss Hm. If you wanted to increase your ROI and give it again… @DanSiepen? I’ll vouch for her. 🙂

    I should add – if any tech meetups/events are looking for a speaker, get in touch. 😉 https://t.co/6o9On0mlnd

    @pwcc Sadly no. Will be there the 4th to host YOW Night. How about in June?

    @caseywest @googlecloud Go you! Congrats. 😉

    @TheRealBnut Yeah, @desplesda and @The_McJones have already been whispering that too. 😁

    @TheRealBnut I reference that blog post in my talk, which you’ve never seen. 😜

    @TheRealBnut This is going to be the canonical one – previous versions were way shorter. https://t.co/jiKNGfwuMr

    RT @yow_conf: Live & breathe Big Data, Analytics & Machine Learning? Share your expertise & learnings at #yowdata https://t.co/TP5uVkTKpE

    @misswired I don’t understand. What’s he doing wrong?

    Perfect playlist for Wednesday – Billboard’s 100 Greatest Choruses of the 21st Century. Great for getting stuff don… https://t.co/sJZ3hdP5iU

    @kouky 😱 That sucks!

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    Hoodie progress! The back is done, and I’m working towards neck split on front.

    Perfect playlist for Wednesday – Billboard’s 100 Greatest Choruses of the 21st Century. Great for getting stuff done!

  • Hoodie progress! The back is done, and I’m working towards neck split on front.

  • Shared today on Twitter

    FUUUUUUUUUU. So my repair didn’t go as well as I thought. https://t.co/NwNAhgRn4v

    Dear @cheekytransport – this was very misleading for a girl pushing a bike with a flat. ☹️ (They’re closed.) https://t.co/rGawJDOquz

    @lucykbain @ncss I had an iOS app that did that, I think. Official by Lego as I recall…

    @lucykbain @ncss Found it: https://t.co/nEPXnkoSx3

    RT @yow_conf: Only 1 week to go! #yowwest wouldn’t be possible without sponsors: @bankwest, @thoughtworks, @bitgenics https://t.co/Bdvlyfdu…

    @stephenlead Ahhh, the rare and elusive Cycling Dad Joke. 😜

    @evanderkoogh Excellent clickbait-y tweet, btw. 💯

    RT @coreyspowell: Aurora chasers spotted a strange arc of light–a discovery so new that scientists are just calling it “Steve.” https://t.…

    @evanderkoogh I wish! Sadly, no.

    @evanderkoogh Absolutely at West!

    @randommood I couldn’t be prouder to know you. 🍉

    RT @caseywest: The Wizarding World of Cloud Computing

    Google Cloud: Ravenclaw
    Amazon AWS: Gryffindor
    Microsoft Azure: Hufflepuff
    Oracle Cl…

    @caseywest @developerjack Sent to a friend. He replied: “Yep. GCP is the most competent, but not talked about too much. and AWS get points for doing nothing” 😂

    My nickname at @canva was actually “Kayriss” to distinguish me from the various Chrisses. 😂 https://t.co/Ns7ynWwjzG

    @FakeSamRitchie @canva That is some next level, “I had to google that” geekery right there. 👏

    @saberkite @canva We both know the answer to that question is “Not enough.” 😜

    @parisba Hm. Tempted.

    @The_McJones @parisba I’m going to the US for eclipse in mid-August – so just depends whether I can come back and go straight to a conf talk.

    @TheRealBnut @The_McJones @parisba But then I wouldn’t get to have all the dudes tell me what a Jacquard loom is.

    @yow_conf Delete your account.

    @nemshilov You coming to YOW! West? We’re trying to reach you via email. 🙂

    @randomknits …so still 6x as much as you intended. Seems about right. 😀

    🤢 The cafe I had breakfast in had a “Red Velvet Latte” that apparently involved batter. BATTER. https://t.co/T7annKovT2

    @gilmae A charcoal latte sounds like something you give someone who is POISONED, to CURE THEM.

    @indefensible Doodle… like, you know?

    @indefensible Yup – totally agree.

    TIL there’s a restaurant in Chippo specialising in DUCK. 🦆 https://t.co/IGDKLqiIIC https://t.co/5ZfmThS95g

    @gilmae Quit subtweeting me! 😒

    @gilmae LOL

    @joshduck I had the crispy duck pancakes tonight. Very nice! https://t.co/yqmh3QXegR

    @johnallsopp Sounds like we should get together again soon for another vent session!

    RT @Zendesk: The @web_goddess reveals the connection between knitting and coding in our latest Software Art Tho talk. https://t.co/9ii1JJtp…

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    TIL there’s a restaurant in Chippo specialising in DUCK. 🦆

  • TIL there’s a restaurant in Chippo specialising in DUCK. 🦆

  • Shared today on Twitter

    RT @SuperSpacedad: This really owns:

    https://t.co/MvLjj2TKnL

    @TheRealBnut Crochet, man. Way beyond my comprehension. 🙂

    RT @williamjordann: This is wild. Emily’s List heard from 900 potential female candidates in 2016.

    So far this year: 11,000

    https://t.c…

    Successfully removed my bike’s rear tire and put in a new tube. Only had to yelp for help from @the_snook once! #greasemonkey

    @themaninblue I’d be lying if I said the thought didn’t cross my mind.