@LapTop006 @evilZardoz Excellent! I’ll have to get the burger next time. 🙂

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Whoa. For the first time in six months, I have no confirmed upcoming speaking gigs. Time to send some submissions, I guess!

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@unixbigot I did! I thought it was cool until I realised it’s the size of a small car, practically. 😂

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RT @NicSampson: A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go 😉 https://t.co/phjhB8VHBF

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@joshduck Wait, are you in Sydney?!

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@LapTop006 You must be a neighbour! I live down the hill in Chippendale. 👋

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Hoodie progress! The back is done, and I’m working towards neck split on front. https://t.co/dZ3QhJzg6K https://t.co/sIWcUKbMuI

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@joshduck Oh cool! Got time to catch up? Marlous and I will be in Surry Hills tomorrow – could easily meet you for a coffee around Central!

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@MelissaKaulfuss Hm. If you wanted to increase your ROI and give it again… @DanSiepen? I’ll vouch for her. 🙂

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I should add – if any tech meetups/events are looking for a speaker, get in touch. 😉 https://t.co/6o9On0mlnd

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@pwcc Sadly no. Will be there the 4th to host YOW Night. How about in June?

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@caseywest @googlecloud Go you! Congrats. 😉

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@TheRealBnut Yeah, @desplesda and @The_McJones have already been whispering that too. 😁

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@TheRealBnut I reference that blog post in my talk, which you’ve never seen. 😜

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@TheRealBnut This is going to be the canonical one – previous versions were way shorter. https://t.co/jiKNGfwuMr

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RT @yow_conf: Live & breathe Big Data, Analytics & Machine Learning? Share your expertise & learnings at #yowdata https://t.co/TP5uVkTKpE

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@misswired I don’t understand. What’s he doing wrong?

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Perfect playlist for Wednesday – Billboard’s 100 Greatest Choruses of the 21st Century. Great for getting stuff don… https://t.co/sJZ3hdP5iU

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@kouky 😱 That sucks!

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FUUUUUUUUUU. So my repair didn’t go as well as I thought. https://t.co/NwNAhgRn4v

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Dear @cheekytransport – this was very misleading for a girl pushing a bike with a flat. ☹️ (They’re closed.) https://t.co/rGawJDOquz

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@lucykbain @ncss I had an iOS app that did that, I think. Official by Lego as I recall…

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@lucykbain @ncss Found it: https://t.co/nEPXnkoSx3

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RT @yow_conf: Only 1 week to go! #yowwest wouldn’t be possible without sponsors: @bankwest, @thoughtworks, @bitgenics https://t.co/Bdvlyfdu…

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@stephenlead Ahhh, the rare and elusive Cycling Dad Joke. 😜

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@evanderkoogh Excellent clickbait-y tweet, btw. 💯

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RT @coreyspowell: Aurora chasers spotted a strange arc of light–a discovery so new that scientists are just calling it “Steve.” https://t.…

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@evanderkoogh I wish! Sadly, no.

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@evanderkoogh Absolutely at West!

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@randommood I couldn’t be prouder to know you. 🍉

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RT @caseywest: The Wizarding World of Cloud Computing

Google Cloud: Ravenclaw
Amazon AWS: Gryffindor
Microsoft Azure: Hufflepuff
Oracle Cl…

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@caseywest @developerjack Sent to a friend. He replied: “Yep. GCP is the most competent, but not talked about too much. and AWS get points for doing nothing” 😂

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My nickname at @canva was actually “Kayriss” to distinguish me from the various Chrisses. 😂 https://t.co/Ns7ynWwjzG

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@FakeSamRitchie @canva That is some next level, “I had to google that” geekery right there. 👏

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@saberkite @canva We both know the answer to that question is “Not enough.” 😜

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@parisba Hm. Tempted.

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@The_McJones @parisba I’m going to the US for eclipse in mid-August – so just depends whether I can come back and go straight to a conf talk.

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@TheRealBnut @The_McJones @parisba But then I wouldn’t get to have all the dudes tell me what a Jacquard loom is.

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@yow_conf Delete your account.

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@nemshilov You coming to YOW! West? We’re trying to reach you via email. 🙂

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@randomknits …so still 6x as much as you intended. Seems about right. 😀

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🤢 The cafe I had breakfast in had a “Red Velvet Latte” that apparently involved batter. BATTER. https://t.co/T7annKovT2

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@gilmae A charcoal latte sounds like something you give someone who is POISONED, to CURE THEM.

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@indefensible Doodle… like, you know?

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@indefensible Yup – totally agree.

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TIL there’s a restaurant in Chippo specialising in DUCK. 🦆 https://t.co/IGDKLqiIIC https://t.co/5ZfmThS95g

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@gilmae Quit subtweeting me! 😒

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@gilmae LOL

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@joshduck I had the crispy duck pancakes tonight. Very nice! https://t.co/yqmh3QXegR

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@johnallsopp Sounds like we should get together again soon for another vent session!

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RT @Zendesk: The @web_goddess reveals the connection between knitting and coding in our latest Software Art Tho talk. https://t.co/9ii1JJtp…

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RT @SuperSpacedad: This really owns:

https://t.co/MvLjj2TKnL

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@TheRealBnut Crochet, man. Way beyond my comprehension. 🙂

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RT @williamjordann: This is wild. Emily’s List heard from 900 potential female candidates in 2016.

So far this year: 11,000

https://t.c…

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Successfully removed my bike’s rear tire and put in a new tube. Only had to yelp for help from @the_snook once! #greasemonkey

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@themaninblue I’d be lying if I said the thought didn’t cross my mind.

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RT @yow_conf: Upcoming Sydney #yownight May 9 with power duo @mseckington & @bodil. Get your tix here! https://t.co/MPrxwZopJ4

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Little Brisbane brekkie… https://t.co/E4Al5o1nhc https://t.co/CPU13N3Rxg

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@candeira Ha! If it helps, I don’t take any of it for granted. I know how ridiculously lucky I am!

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2 meetings down, and I’ve snuck off to see some Art. (@ Queensland Art Gallery (QAG) – @qagoma) https://t.co/RNzEyC3nWr

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Excellent exhibit of three of my favourite artists. I ❤ QAGOMA https://t.co/8t10w1JvTN https://t.co/GtEQR6Cgnn

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A catch up with @DeveloperSteve always involves a sticker swap… https://t.co/f5t6nbDRmQ

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RT @jesstelford: We’re exposing Domain’s data & microservices to the world _for free_! Check it out at https://t.co/KfgI7UoJdo
#openweb
cc…

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Giant Bowl O’ Chai (with laptop for scale). https://t.co/jZ2sah5lLK https://t.co/8w4wyIZYPp

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RT @yow_conf: Expand your mind with many great speakers at #yowwest – 2 day, 2 track conference on 2-3 May in Perth. https://t.co/zuDUoaW6lc

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@simonraikallen So… word on the street in Brisbane is that you hired someone on Airtasker to knit those socks!! Care to comment? 🤣

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Such a privilege to get to meet and hang out with Brisbane’s tech community tonight! @yow_conf https://t.co/XuEDlhoucb https://t.co/WWcg0j53JW

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*winces* https://t.co/wKbkuncvvU

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@rooosterboy @yow_conf Dammit. I *knew* somebody would complain about that. I had “some of” in there but deleted thinking I might go over character limit. 🤣

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RT @MelanieCanva: @web_goddess I love that concept! But it’s not mine: https://t.co/Q1wOy1zkOi

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RT @annie_parker: Thanks @smh for covering the human impacts of #457visa changes for @startupsinger #startupaus https://t.co/cr1yw5x154

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Note to self: never book a flight this early again. (at @VirginAustralia Lounge in Brisbane Airport, QLD) https://t.co/RywZJbJT8k

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Ooh, looks like my video from @Zendesk’s #softwareartthou is up! https://t.co/cY2GPfMkia

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@glasnt Hm. Based on frequency of use for me, I’d probably go 💃

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@mattallen Was going to make an “Amazon has 🚀 now??” joke but then realised they probably do. 😂 Have fun!

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@mattallen At least they’re not airlifting you there via trans-Pacific drone!

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RT @Malarkey: The week of May 1st is a great one for Aussie web events. @yow_conf in Perth, @SydCSS and @webdirections in Sydney. I’ll be a…

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RT @SerriLaw: @busbub Bagels are so good they’re actually bae-gels.

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RT @freakboy3742: Kids – growing old sucks. Once upon a time, I lived on a diet of sand and battery acid. Now a late night milkshake ties m…

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