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Month: July 2017

  • Shared today on Twitter

    Researchers at Facebook realized their bots were chattering in a new language. Then they stopped it. 🤖😳 https://t.co/AgU0CuoXLb

    This is pretty awesome. Pass in some code and get a cross-stitch chart complete with appropriate syntax highlighting! Thanks @luke_aus . https://t.co/EUyXCuyiOq

    RT @MarisaKabas: wanna know what misogyny looks like?

    at 39, most women are told they’re too old to have a kid. at 39, trump jr. is still…

    Luckily I booked the @GoCatchApp taxi last night, and luckily he called me. Spot the problem. 😬 https://t.co/ONhJRAYUwT

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @gilmae I gave her quite a few! That means they’re mostly gone. 🙂

    Yummy brekkie at @josephhyde.co! My compliments to chef @googahs. 😍 https://t.co/1QUwO0FduQ https://t.co/UH8llP4pex

    RT @yow_conf: #CFP for #YOWData & #YOWConnected extended to July 30!
    More time to put finishing touches to your submission!
    https://t.co/…

    “man they drowned the east coast and killed google reader, fuck em” I went “HAHA!” really really loudly. I love this so much. #17776Football

    @_hhandoko Ahhh, that’s where you were going! Looks fun. 🙂

    @Cuff_S I backed the project, so I’m actually getting one of them! 😉

  • Yummy brekkie at @josephhyde.co! My compliments to chef @googahs. 😍

  • Shared today on Twitter

    RT @yow_conf: You never know… BUT you’re not going to know if you never try. Make that submission to our #YOWData CFP https://t.co/gKFYhs…

    @joffotron I actually worked out what the Bulb was likely to be before they explained, and I got really sad about it. This story is amazing.

    RT @ageitgey: Rank how well your AI demo went:
    – Great
    – Good
    – Ok
    – Bad
    – Very Bad
    – Miyazaki https://t.co/jqE487dblu

    @joffotron I don’t know how to explain to people why they should read this. It shouldn’t exist. I love it so much.

    From amusement to existential angst. https://t.co/Clb0rLgSG0 https://t.co/523lz0xjnc

    @jamessasek Ha. I was actually tempted to use that line in my original tweet.

    Yay, still a few @yow_conf stickers left! https://t.co/9cU6hqsOQn

  • From amusement to existential angst

    Actual things I typed to the Snook on chat while watching this video:

    • That is some excellent QWOP
    • That’s also how I run in my dreams.
    • 😂
    • LOL I love how the humanoid runs
    • Okay, that made me weirdly philosophical by the end
      RUN LITTLE PERSON RUN
      FORWARD PROGRESS IS YOUR ONLY REWARD
      RELENTLESS ATTEMPTS
      IN A NEVERENDING WORLD WHERE FORCE PERTURBATIONS HIT YOU IN THE TORSO

    What can I say? I’ve become rather obsessed with 17776, and it’s giving me existential angst.

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @starbuxman Picturing you singing this now. https://t.co/E00EKAT4KF

    Yesterday jaffle. Today… TRUFFLE. 😍 https://t.co/hz4Ip2qfXG https://t.co/eYlMxUEn4A

    @FakeSamRitchie I like the way you think.

    @MichelePlayfair @FakeSamRitchie Waffle buddies.

    @darthted Oh gosh. Hope everything is okay!!

    Legit devastated that Bob, the @ravelry mascot dog, has passed away. He was a good dog. 😢

    Peeked at spotify.me’s insights on my streaming. Seems about right. (Time to listen to @mitskileaks again…) https://t.co/EzZANtJPGI

    @lynnlangit Mom was self-taught and came to it late. I wonder what she’d have accomplished with a CS degree and lots of support!

    @lynnlangit Now she’s finally retired and living the dream: https://t.co/kBNo7P0gau. 😀

    @NicoleWill100 @annie_parker @ElaineStead When coming home to Sydney, I usually hit the Dan Murphy’s app to check prices. Only worth it for a few things.

    @mpesce @nic_hazell @OtletResearch Did they show you bits of sharks? I wasn’t sure if they were allowed to bring them to other countries. 😀

    OH at Stitch and Bitch: “I don’t have too much tits and ass in my Instagram feed…” 😂

    RT @HeroicGirls: Wonder Woman passed Deadpool’s box office today. Ryan Reynolds posted this photo. https://t.co/X3IeiAjRzj

    I look forward to it every day, and I’m dreading when it finishes. It’s so good. https://t.co/uRMExRw64O

    RT @sallem5: If you love strangely beautiful stories, read @jon_bois’s ongoing “17776”: https://t.co/kuwsN49OKC
    Top-notch sci-fi football d…

    There is literally nothing I could add to improve this. So, so spot on and hilarious. 👏🤣 https://t.co/N5Ury02XmO

  • Yesterday jaffle. Today… TRUFFLE. 😍

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @dean_bean I prefer my runny yolks as part of a sunny-side-up fried egg, rather than digging around in broken eggshell.

    @Malarkey @lottejackson @ansarada It’s like the Avengers over there, I swear. So many awesome folks!

    @sir_tilbrook @jesstelford @karlbowden I signed up, but goddamn I hate sitting through videos when I could read a text version in 10 seconds.

    @sir_tilbrook @jesstelford @karlbowden That’s the only way to find out what the thing actually is though, right?

    @jesstelford @sir_tilbrook @karlbowden Oh interesting, I didn’t see that. Maybe Ghostery nuked it.

    Cold gray rainy day… piping hot bolognese jaffle. ☔️😍 https://t.co/Rrfjv9xFpf https://t.co/2YlByIaQjv

    LinkedIn is using machine learning to appeal to my vanity. Clever. https://t.co/izJnzteRsL

    @ahuijsen It was very tasty! My first time visiting that cafe.

    @ahuijsen Nah, Pyrmont in Sydney!

    @soxyface @katiepeters0n @hannahcancode @StrannikAD You’re all the best. Needed that boost today! ❤️ #squadgoals

    @aprilwensel I physically winced at that. #lloyd4eva

    @soxyface @Sydney_Uni Yes! Found it – the amazing @chrisrodley. Check it out: https://t.co/6CIVLgmh76

    I grew up in the US Midwest, and I only knew one woman in tech. Fortunately, she was my Mom. 😉 https://t.co/B2QPq278f8

    @bodil Thank you for saving me the time of reading it. Pineapple = 💯

    @bodil My personal KPI for 2017 is “nag all tech meetups to order Hawaiian pizza.”

  • Cold gray rainy day… piping hot bolognese jaffle. ☔️😍

  • Shared today on Twitter

    Honestly, right now this is my favourite thing on the Internet. It is a WONDROUS DELIGHT. https://t.co/ry68lPSf1d

    @MartinDoms @yow_conf @knotty Whoops. It’s the Hilton. 🙂

    @MartinDoms @yow_conf @knotty It’s on the registration page – we should definitely add it to the site soon though!

    @vmbrasseur @joshsimmons I saw a great talk @theWebMeetup from @JamieSkella last month about productivity myth and why sleep is so important. https://t.co/NfakSZ2pEy

    How am I supposed to get work done when @WOTSOWorkSpace is showing one of the BEST MOVIES EVER on the TV behind me? #toepick https://t.co/U9FXJJ5SnF

    @laimelde Absolutely! Whatcha doing tomorrow?

    @tcn33 @WOTSOWorkSpace I’m just holding out for the Pemchenko. It’s all about the Pemchenko.

    Oh yeah. PEMCHENKO TIME. https://t.co/V8LqQ7ElHO

    Packed house at @wework as we kick off tonight’s @womenindigital Sydney event! https://t.co/eVzKmWKUTb https://t.co/QAdH5gZEfM

    @soxyface @wid_australia If I break into Beyoncé, it’s your fault. 😂💃

    RT @soxyface: Pretty sound advice from @wim_aus https://t.co/qCOf56GPeJ

    I mentioned @johnbarton’s recent tweets about this too! https://t.co/8f68KloewH

    @katiepeters0n @WomenInDigital I have fangirls besides @soxyface?! ☺️ Awww, shucks. Thank you!!

    Actual closeup of a face I made during tonight’s @wid_australia Q&A. (Thanks @hannahyanfield.) #derp #whatever 😂😂😂 https://t.co/S90GSPJtPD

    FWIW this Yank knows very well what an egg cup is for, actually owns one, but has never used it. Because soft boiled eggs are GROSS.

    @the_nathanjones I dip my toast in a sunny side up fried egg, as Uncle Sam intended. 🇺🇸🍳 @richbuggy @evanderkoogh

    @the_nathanjones BTW I’m pleased you switched to an avatar with hair. I find it much more recognisable. 😁

    @the_nathanjones Is the goatee accurate these days? You look like your own evil twin

    RT @DDDPerth: We wish all of our hopeful presenters a fun learning journey this year in prep for @DDDPerth. (PS Voting still open) https://…