July 2017 – Page 4 – web-goddess

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AreChauchauchau: @jon_bois "they drowned the east coast and killed google reader, fuck em"
Never change, Juice. Never change. #17776Football

jakebe: OK, Juice is freaking amazing: "OK well good luck and don't feel obligated to subscribe to the gender binary etc etc" #17776Football
jakebe: Followed right up by "so anyways there is no greater spectacle than a dumbass getting whooped by a stick on the ground" XD XD #17776Football (in reply to jakebe)
helenpprice: Why only 6? A few hundred of mine graduated yesterday 🔬 https://t.co/aAs4uECdrT

DrewPitt1: "Maybe I am in Heaven, and Heaven is scary." Dammit @jon_bois I didn't read this goofy story to have an existential crisis #17776Football
ageitgey: Rank how well your AI demo went:
– Great
– Good
– Ok
– Bad
– Very Bad
– Miyazaki https://t.co/jqE487dblu
markdalgleish: They say a good craftsman never blames their tools, but a good toolmaker never blames their user.

Actual things I typed to the Snook on chat while watching this video:

That is some excellent QWOP
That’s also how I run in my dreams.
😂
LOL I love how the humanoid runs
Okay, that made me weirdly philosophical by the end
RUN LITTLE PERSON RUN
FORWARD PROGRESS IS YOUR ONLY REWARD
RELENTLESS ATTEMPTS
IN A NEVERENDING WORLD WHERE FORCE PERTURBATIONS HIT YOU IN THE TORSO

What can I say? I’ve become rather obsessed with 17776, and it’s giving me existential angst.

_JamieMac_: Sir Andrew Murray is NOT amused with your casual sexism! #wimbledon https://t.co/a6pTpHCFSr
basicbitchsoftw: On the Art of Differentiation https://t.co/yvHPCb7dMX
anildash: Did you know: the reason you haven't completed that task is because you don't have the perfect pen & a brand-new notebook to write in?
brokeymcpoverty: the face i make after i tell a bad joke and im waiting for everyone to laugh even tho i know they wont which makes… https://t.co/Xjqp9mMS1v
themackenzilee: Mary Shelley also lost her virginity ON HER MOTHER'S GRAVE.
No one will ever be as goth as Mary Shelley. https://t.co/4oFjQwV2jE
KariByron: Just found this picture of my baby shower cake. I have always loved baking. https://t.co/HleFWtyQSP

shannonofre: My roommate & I framed this quote & put it up in our bathroom & honestly we've never been cooler @BoJackHorseman https://t.co/yReyz5DDAf
JoshButler: Sigur Ros are playing Margaret Court Arena and they made a special t-shirt to call for marriage equality and to pro… https://t.co/3E5kdSYSC1
matthewbaldwin: This is MY hardware store now. https://t.co/so3w5K0jpZ
liamvhogan: Universal rule of Australian living: if you eat outside you’re going to get mugged by some kind of aggressive bird

thomas_violence: even better than Americans not having egg cups is Americans thinking they are for storing individual eggs until use https://t.co/Dd2Jz37eCl
davidjbland: Silicon Valley, where we solve problems with technology and without context.
soxyface: All the digiLadies, all the digiLadies! Looking forward to @web_goddess wow the attendees at @wid_australia
olivergierke: We need a word for the habit of throwing more tech at tech-induced problems instead of thinking of a fundamentally different approach.
noopkat: I literally just said "thanks Obama" when told my procedure was 100% covered as ACA requires it