Anybody else trying to buy Harry Potter and the Cursed Child ticket? Only 28K people in the queue ahead of me. 😐 https://t.co/g41fwuqG6a

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@Sam_McCosh Same. You’re still way ahead of me!

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@tonilehelena @HPPlayAUS GAHHH. Lucky. I’ve still got 28K in front of me in the queue.

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@Paul_Bone @diz_beth I suspect the chances of there being tickets left by the time I get my turn are next to 0.

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RT @gilmae: @web_goddess The head of an online ticketing queue is where Voldemort hid his _real_ last horcrux.

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@DizzyMissRuby Yeah.

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Down to < 8K… https://t.co/RVxFvJfGjr

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@diz_beth @Paul_Bone Just under 2K…

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RT @damncabbage: Hello! I’m looking to move on from my current gig.
If anyone is looking for someone with a mix of experience with Haskell,…

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I GOT MY CURSED CHILD TICKETS! But holy crap cheap seats were gone. That was a dent in the credit card.

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@twelveeyes @KatieBarnett_5 Not sure. Ours ended up being about $150 per show. 😬

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@Sam_McCosh I did!! After 90 minutes of waiting. 😂

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@minxdragon Damn. Yeah, the tickets I got were $150 each. Justified it as getting the date closest to my birthday.

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@randomknits Which day? We’re going on March 13th!!

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@mobywhale @soxyface @LookaheadSearch WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAT?! Biggest and best news ever. ❤️ @soxyface ❤️ @LookaheadSearch 😍

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@soxyface @mobywhale @LookaheadSearch @hannahyanfield Besties with my bestie? I’d be jealous except I ❤️ you both so much!

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When I learned about “the tyranny of structurelessness” a couple years back, it was like a lightbulb turning on. Yep, this. So much of this is true. https://t.co/CToIcNVUlG

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Looking to support a good cause? My friend @madelgiles is raising money for the UN Women Australia’s Trek for Rights in Fiji. You should support her! https://t.co/rVxIPXNQm6

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It’s my best friend’s birthday, and I gave him my cold. 😢❤️ (I also baked him a cheesecake too.) https://t.co/Q7uwHFNiou https://t.co/b74yNU06Ej

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RT @minxdragon: Oh! That’s me! I had such a great time doing this interview, I hope you enjoy 😊
I talk about my upcoming works here and ge…

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@minxdragon Lovely interview, my friend! ❤️

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@MelissaKaulfuss I’ve been to that one, and yeah – very much so. On my goal list to start shifting that. 🙂

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@glasnt @hannahcancode I’ve got someone to do it, but he could definitely use help!

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RT @bphogan: I’ve had some toxic jobs. Lesson learned:

When things go bad, good people leave, eventually followed by people who thought th…

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@mmastertheone What *is* this??

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@imdominating @Lackadazy That typo… 😂

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@mmastertheone Oh cool!

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@KenScambler https://t.co/ZWrmHrpPaH has a few! 😉

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@randomknits HOLY MOLY that’s gorgeous! Well done!

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Sundays are for relaxing in front of the telly. 😻🐦 https://t.co/P24Vca2RPY https://t.co/jrOGMgAROx

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We may not have thought this through. 😂 (What a cute little dummy…) https://t.co/xtbrd7521x https://t.co/fbvcaAv0xV

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@TheEvaReid @WomenSciAUST 👋

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Me: “We don’t have any Midori, do we?”
The Snook: “NO. You’re frickin’ 25 years late to *that* party.”
😂

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In semi-related news, if anyone has a suggestion for a pineapple-based cocktail that *doesn’t* use anything blue or weird, I’d like to hear it! 🍍🍸

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Honestly, Chippendale, How has this dickhead not been defaced yet? https://t.co/a2vbRBuP7v

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Both of us just opted out of #MyHealthRecord. Can confirm waiting a couple weeks for the kinks to get worked out was a good idea. Took less than a minute.

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@mgouline The only upside I can see here is that he’s massively wasting money. Our electorate is one of the most left-leaning in the country. (What an idiot.)

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Ended up going with an Algonquin: https://t.co/yiXCZ6yNk9. Very nice!

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@starbuxman @al3xandru @JonathanGiles At least as a guy you don’t get assumed to be a “community manager.” There is zero tech credibility associated with that one. (Ask me how I know.) 🙁

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RT @KatieJ23: Salary negotiation 101 during lunch: “Do not underprice yourself. You have an obligation to raise the market price for the re…

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I should add: the reason we have pineapple juice is that the Snook is making Ben’s Pork Ribs with Pineapple Salsa from @masterchefau. (No hibachi though – grilling on the stove!) https://t.co/qGM0lSBf31 https://t.co/y2bAVd0XYY

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@starbuxman @al3xandru @JonathanGiles Not anymore. 😃

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@mgouline You reckon? Rodd thought that he was claiming to be bankrupt or something.

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@msharp @darthted https://t.co/QG3m2p0qKR

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Even without the hibachi, Ben’s pineapple pork ribs (from Masterchef) turned out pretty great! 🍍🐷 https://t.co/CrqeCwxZg2 https://t.co/FfyuJKSvVU

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RT @timburrs: social etiquette https://t.co/22wJTAMdCM

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RT @DDDPerth: It’s only..ONE WEEK until #DDDPerth !

🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛

You can still find tickets by following our sponsors on LinkedIn, checking in w…

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@MelissaKaulfuss Heaps! You need to subscribe to my calendar. 🙂 https://t.co/ewqnwAD0IB

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Instead of having a fancy dinner at Aria, I’m home in my PJs with a hot toddy courtesy of the Snook. 🤧❤️ https://t.co/BVb6LGQLvu https://t.co/jkGoLbz2Ha

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@MelissaKaulfuss Only a few. I can recommend Elixir – they’re friendly! https://t.co/MoFvsOZ78O

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@mmastertheone @AndrewADavidson I was prompted by an internal one. It’s more the inevitable overambition, crunch, and substandard output. I’m too much of a perfectionist to enjoy. (Plus I’ve caught a cold.)

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@developerjack @thefinancio @abss_asia About time! 😁 Congrats.

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RT @theyareaboutyou: I’m worried that you work too hard. Please take a well-deserved break! 💕

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The Queer Art of Failing Better https://t.co/lk8wxQyu9I – I 👏 love 👏 this 👏 quote 👏 https://t.co/1eRzNcuRcK

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@richbuggy @mmastertheone @AndrewADavidson Sure! You just needed to be in Singapore 22 hours ago. 😑

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Nice preso, #sawildboars! You deserve a 🍺

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@DDsD We had the website and the machine learning model… just not enough time to wire them up together. 😆

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@bodil Our team were the Drop Bears – “Legends of Australia.” 🐨 So there was a pun element.

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Two epic moments of win to round off SA Launch: I finally topped the podium on a Kahoot quiz, and I built Tindr for beer in our hackathon. 😂 https://t.co/zHfDH13Atd

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RT @mikeal: Imagine winning a market so dramatically that your competitor shuts down their competing services, hands you their IP, and give…

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@MahouShoujoD @zoeydoesnttweet Did you have specs before? They’re cute!

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RT @nightwatchman: No doubt that Julia Gillard was one hundred times better at eating a pie than Malcolm Turnbull. https://t.co/CH4UOCQ7tO

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MeFi: Cannibal AI and pancakes https://t.co/1WJn4ea56L – @minxdragon I reckon this will appeal to you!

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Home again home again jiggity-jig. (at @SydneyAirport in Mascot, NSW) https://t.co/dePiRPKfpS

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RT @willkirkby: I love that in the Mac OS Roman codepage, the character ‘Æ’ is represented by the byte 0xAE. Some engineer at Apple was pro…

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I really don’t like hackathons.

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