@crankymate I’m kind of a big deal on the Internet. 💅😂

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@Malarkey Monkeys and apes. Nice typography. Anti-Brexit.

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@TheMartianLife What a creep. I’m sorry that happened 🙁

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@fjmorales @crankymate I don’t even have kids and I’m right there with you guys. It’s getting to the point where I’m feeling some anxiety now when we visit. 🙁

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“A long time ago we used to be friends…” 🎵 My Veronica Mars bag arrived today and it’s PERFECT. Thank you @karenkalashnik! ❤️ https://t.co/KjsJs974FA https://t.co/fYxYjDi2bb

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Related news: just freaked out the person next to me on the bus by googling “Are tasers legal in Australia?” Sadly they are not. My P.I. career remains on hold.

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Hey @IFTTT – the new iOS app keeps telling me I need to reconnect with Buffer despite not having any Buffer widgets. Also, you spelled “receive” incorrectly. 🤦‍♀️ #bugreports https://t.co/7BwFwA5GTQ

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Decorating the Snook’s birthday cake. Yeahhhhhhhh. 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/zU0sOFa84Y https://t.co/CLYhwQCMmZ

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A happy boy and his choo-choo cake. Happy birthday Snookums! (Cake damn near defeated me. Icing *everywhere*.) 😅🚂🎂 https://t.co/xbY8SlFHLj

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More details: The “cake” is actually zucchini bread, and it’s covered in cream cheese frosting!

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@mmastertheone Nah, train! He made me a castle last time.

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Eep! Less than 4 weeks to go! *frantically goes back to working on presentation* 😅 https://t.co/ODppb3oAUG

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RT @lindamciver: Girls Programming Network (@GPN_Sydney) are running a workshop for girls in the Perth area this Saturday! Get on it!

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@MichelePlayfair Break a leg!!

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Sydney tech folks – a small, family-run retail business I know is looking for someone to sort out their Point of Sale and provide ongoing monthly maintenance. They’re great people, and I want to find them someone good to help. Please DM if interested!

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@Amys_Kapers 😂😂😂 All I did was provide a link to the spec. Not my fault that @melissa_loh didn’t read it!! (To be fair, neither did I.)

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RT @PeopleOfCraft: Giant Sea Urchins crocheted and installed in Singapore’s Marina Bay

https://t.co/t6GpjSA6rY

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RT @davidsilkenat: Walmart is the world’s largest seller of firearms. https://t.co/7EdtLf3Bu8

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RT @womensart1: Polish artist NeSpoon from Warsaw, known for her street art featuring traditional lace pattern imagery #womensart https://t…

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Every now and then I’m reminded that Chippendale contains one of most egregious abuses of fonts ever committed. https://t.co/2PqgncXW9A

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@ThePepperCherry Living your best life! (Is it empty? I’m almost jealous.)

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All must worship the Rainbow Sponge! (This is the greatest thing and all I want is for something in my life to bring me as much joy as the Rainbow Sponge brings her.) https://t.co/dQRVlMoVsT

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@themaninblue I feel that every time someone looks at that sign, somewhere @poppiepack feels a stab of pain. I want to burn it with fire.

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@crumpet It’s a Canadian glass blowing competition show on Netflix called Blown Away. I’d love to hear your thoughts on it!

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RT @DDDPerth: Today has finally arrived and we are all extremely excited. Arrive at 8am – We’ll have a hot beverage waiting for you. Here’s…

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Best of luck to all the speakers, organisers, and attendees at @DDDPerth today. Two years ago was my first ever keynote, and it was the best possible experience. Can’t wait to get back! #DDDPerth (Am I still on the posters?? 😂) https://t.co/o6geipcLK0

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I love this. I want to read more historians like this. https://t.co/toH8OuO9wS

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@evolvable DON’T ZOOM IN GRAHAM IT HURTS MY EYES

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Can’t decide whether I want to be a fish-maiden or a pterodactyl when I grow up… https://t.co/ERia4pazwv

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@The_McJones @FakeSamRitchie I was in a team offsite all day and just caught up. 😂🕰🧙‍♀️

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@Gaohmee I’ve only recently picked up Stardew Valley. My partner is now obsessed with maxing his farm production, but I like exploring, foraging, fishing, and slaying cave monsters.

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@randomknits It really does!

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