Yesterday on our tour of Kyiv we got to see Zamkova Hora, hill of witches and bad vibes. “Not all women from Kyiv are witches, but all witches come from Kyiv,” our guide told us. 🧙‍♀️ #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/50oVRLpOjr https://t.co/iieGWc4Y5p

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I remember in uni feeling like hot shit until I came across someone else’s website which was hand drawn on a piece of notebook paper BUT YOU COULD CLICK ON IT and MY BRAIN EXPLODED and that day I learned about image maps.

I miss that Internet. https://t.co/elso2vgfb4

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LOL best ever. https://t.co/GGzDPEBKYP

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@gilmae Is it though?

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Someone feels personally attacked. 😂 https://t.co/6ITVbq5GHe https://t.co/3eaC9DBgul

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Bye bye Kyiv! We had an absolutely amazing time at @buildstuffconf. Thank you to @neringayoung and her whole team. Great cities, great people, great events! ❤️ #buildstuffua #buildstufflt https://t.co/Sp7Pl1AK3H https://t.co/8CTYjLapE4

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FIFO queues as event source?! 😱 Been waiting for that one!! https://t.co/lKgMIdfauC

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This is the long awaited key to remove the final Cloudwatch event trigger from my Meetup script!! 💃

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RT @SydCSS: We are bringing back the Wheel of Talks™️ in Dec! Our very brave speakers include @web_goddess, @200okpublic and @simonswiss. W…

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Made it to Munich and headed out for special dinner to celebrate our 15yr wedding anniversary. ❤️ Grateful to my best friend who is always there on my crazy adventures… https://t.co/iSB3Iq6Zhe

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@SydCSS @simonswiss @200okpublic @lol_russo Is this a contest? Is there a prize? I perform better when I get to compete.

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@simonswiss @SydCSS @200okpublic @lol_russo Wait. I was told I could swear, like, a lot! You’ll be depriving me of one of my key weapons!

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RT @SydTechLeaders: Our final event for the year, Techtivus, is next week. Come along and bring your grievances with the tech industry so w…

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@JavierInchausti You stand on a little platform and a camera on an arm zooms around you in a circle

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@knitcodemonkey I had to pull up my thank you slide and show him your name in there. 😊

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@stringy @georgiecel Definitely not limited to Australia. I’ve seen a lot of older white American tech guys use “this guy” when talking about pieces of code. It drives me batty. These are usually the same guys who use “he” for every pronoun as well.

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@georgiecel Bigger question – is “mate” gendered in Australia? It has a very blokey connotation to me. I’ve only ever been called mate by guys who (I think) are trying to make it clear they’re not hitting on me.

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Listening to @dylanbeattie talk about elementary cellular automata and Conway’s Game of Life. Guess what? Also knittable! Check out @KnitYak’s computational knitwear. 😊 #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/FzkMXgC1kx https://t.co/lqKdo9I0wO

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Now @dylanbeattie is talking Mandelbrot sets – “the thumbprint of God.” Check out my friend @gilmae’s @randommandelbot if you like these… #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/tAdmlJN6qs

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Okay, I’m definitely going to make a quilt that is “Hello World” in Piet. 😍 #BuildStuffUA @dylanbeattie https://t.co/GxmHN1jPsO

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Fun history lesson from @markrendle before he starts extrapolating on what the future will look like. Quantum computers? Organic chips?? 😱 #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/HnOQyN0BSM

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RT @maryamumar: @web_goddess and @NeringaYoung This is what a comfortable conference looks like…. #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/rrPGQH2syc

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@maryamumar We miss you already!

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In case you’re wondering, the food at Chernobyl is surprisingly good. (Lunch at the canteen down the road from the reactor is included in tours.) https://t.co/0AdFFYe9Ll https://t.co/bqBh4xlANy

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@rotnroll666 Yep! So far it seems great.

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Here we go! #BuildStuffUA kicking off in Kyiv! https://t.co/0710lr0c3d

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Deputy Minister for Digital Transformation in Ukraine is telling us about growth in local tech industry. Great to hear! #buildstuffua https://t.co/2UwZVQTLps

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@duanenewman I was as surprised as you are. 😂

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RT @jayharris: “Life is too short to use substandard tools.” @web_goddess at #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/DfI3G0yU2C

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RT @quorralyne: The magnificent @web_goddess killing her opening keynote at #BuildStuffUA! https://t.co/PS7iutS9Xo

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@maryamumar Thank you!! ❤️

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@hannes_lowette Thank you Hannes!!

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@luckygirliegirl Yayyyy! ❤️

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RT @luckygirliegirl: #BuildStuffUA keynote is inspiring me to get all crafty! https://t.co/nyDTzHFcqX

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Prepping for #buildstuffua keynote this morning with my dedicated support team! ❤️ https://t.co/C703c4q7pT https://t.co/yTWCDipkrC

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@maryamumar @MaritvanDijk77 The version in Vilnius last week was definitely recorded!

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Snuck into @rdegges’s talk a few minutes late. Already three F-bombs. 😂💣 #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/rcog3tIfzG

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OMG. @rdegges built a shitty PHP blog on shared webcasting – same as me – but he ripped DVDs and gave them away on it – which I didn’t. 😂 #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/jXmSyge1HN

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So after @the_snook saw @rdegges’s talk in Vilnius, he especially recommended it to me, saying that Randall does a lot of the same programming stuff I do. I now realise that was not the compliment I thought it was. 😂 #BuildStuffUA

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TFW you drop off a weeks’ worth of clothes at a Ukrainian laundry with a woman who speaks no English, trudge all the way back to your hotel, and then realise you left a tube of Chapstick in your pants pocket. 😭

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In which @rdegges learns about the intricacies of toilet behaviour around the world… 🚽🧻😂 @maryamumar #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/VUpnqHwNvr

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First session after lunch, and @AhoyLemon kicks things off with a goddamn lie. 😂 #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/SptOSOSazM

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Jaw literally dropped. I need this! https://t.co/hlZrAL5fRG

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@themaninblue @SlushHQ WHATTTTTT

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@themaninblue @SlushHQ CAM YOU MUST BRING ME ALL THE MOOMIN THINGS PLEEEEEEASE

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Hehe. They have a 360 Degree Selfie booth at #BuildStuffUA. 😂 https://t.co/LqhVzd4p9o

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@themaninblue We’re going to Germany after, not Scandinavia. 😭 We chose poorly…

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Slides from my keynote this morning at #BuildStuffUA! https://t.co/hifZLdFSBf https://t.co/vI9oD0fONm

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Slides from my talk last week at #BuildStuffLT! https://t.co/cY2DRvt8m3 https://t.co/tAReM1ltsj

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I have worked in all three of these types of organisations. 😬 #BuildStuffUA @randyshoup https://t.co/qL902F7Txz

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“Have Backbone; Disagree and Commit” is one of Amazon’s 14 Leadership Principles. I had no idea it originally came from Intel! #BuildStuffUA @randyshoup https://t.co/XQgwSxycfg

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@IsTDDDeadYet Not yet! For the web frontend i made heavy use of @gabehollombe’s https://t.co/y6CtJezn3J. I’ll write up a blog post in the coming weeks with my ML workflow as well.

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Fewer things, more done. I need that embroidered on a pillow. #BuildStuffUA @randyshoup https://t.co/aGhZJk5in5

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@nobleknits2 @rdegges I suck at crochet. 😂 I think it uses the different side of the brain or something! Someone else will have to make it…

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DISASTER AVERTED! Nadia saved the day! Five star review forthcoming for OK Clean Launderette!! https://t.co/6753exSimQ

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@nobleknits2 @rdegges I can do it but I have to relearn it every time. It just doesn’t stick.

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“Your talk was so cool. Do you know @knitcodemonkey?” “She contributed to the project!!” ❤️ @hannes_lowette #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/Z3YdXxGd87

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Okay, so @dylanbeattie and the Linebreakers are way more entertaining than they have any right to be. #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/p1plsNmTTN

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So brilliant. I died. It was the grammar wot done it. Well played. 😂👍 @dylanbeattie @markrendle #BuildStuffUA https://t.co/AFleIdsz3W

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@dylanbeattie Next year if you cover Dire Straits Romeo & Juliet, I’ll bring the goddamn house down.

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@dylanbeattie Hmm. On second thought, not really a party anthem…

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@dylanbeattie I can work with this.

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