RT @evanderkoogh: This is what I talk about with every single one of my direct reports.

Neither you or I are going to retire in this compa…

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@randomknits It’s so beautiful… *weeping*

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RT @ianxcarlos: “Why are you obsessed with The Mandalorian?” https://t.co/SSM3fysrQo

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Feeling properly demonic. It might be time to watch Good Omens again. 😈🥃 https://t.co/NgjM4OM9fA https://t.co/FOs0HNUD3V

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RT @innocent: All concept of time has melted. Today is approximately the nineteenth Saturday this week. No one has done anything for days y…

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All hail Rudolph the Old God with human flesh for sacrifice. 😂🦌 (The ones in the Metafilter thread had us crying too: https://t.co/1fxwXUqcNt) https://t.co/l7kzKR2Hr7

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@emd3737 Fuckin’ A.

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@FarrahC32 Well done!!

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RT @Modernister50: Shame. https://t.co/vYWv44o6pH

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Roast lamb shoulder, sweet corn, and baked beans (from scratch in the pressure cooker!) https://t.co/Amqd48JEFh https://t.co/lsr5g4LUNO

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RT @nehathemartian: WOMEN 👏🏼 WHO 👏🏼 DON’T 👏🏼 WANT 👏🏼 KIDS 👏🏼
• aren’t selfish
• are not less of a woman
• aren’t immature
• won’t necessar…

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RT @lucyj_ford: this honestly sucks https://t.co/m1pZDGXTjn

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RT @puffgy: just watched john mulaney’s “the sack lunch bunch” and jake gyllenhaal’s part was absolute insanity i’m telling y’all https://t…

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We watched this today and were mostly ambivalent until Gyllenhaal came out, and then our brains exploded in the best way. 😂🤯 https://t.co/OyUPmhBUlx

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Merry Christmas! It’s all Boney M and Pull-Apart Baklava Bread here… 🎄🎶💃🕺🏻🍞 https://t.co/nhCCyGw38X

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@randomknits 😂 LOL at @gilmae’s eyelashes

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Thank you to Hannah and Rory (and Rory’s family) for inviting us to a lovely Aussie Christmas lunch! ❤️ https://t.co/1hWgSUTejH

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Thank you to Hannah, most beautiful and clever and generous starfish in the world, for one of the greatest Christmas gifts I’ve gotten in recent years. ❤️ #annetomyleslie #parksandrec #pawneeforever https://t.co/ARhimWaX9c https://t.co/bAk1s6DN5r

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Time to see a Star War! (@ Palace Cinemas Central in Chippendale, New South Wales) https://t.co/bDkQsajqUw

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