@i386 @HeartOfPluto_ You should commission Sarah when she’s back from mat leave! She made me an awesome custom Hamilton blanket 🙂

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Damn. I’ve killed Gudetama twice this week. 😢🥚❤️ https://t.co/1sZyE186u7

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RT @isiarraswanson: My mom set up my brothers elf on the shelf like they were playing in snow and the last three pictures is what we woke u…

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@hannahyanfield Gudetama tamagotchi!!

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For the record, this is NOT me. Moominpappa?! He’s the worst. I showed the article to the Snook. “Little My and Snufkin?? They’re like BROTHER AND SISTER.” 😱 https://t.co/1k6Zrl2CKa

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@starbuxman Oh Josh. I’m so so sorry. 😢❤️

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When #goodomens cosplay and the company Christmas party collide… 😇 https://t.co/XkK7s2U1RT https://t.co/DuZ1vyt89T

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So for the confused, I showed the face painter an image of the archangel Uriel. https://t.co/57bqnuyprj Needless to say, I was the only person without a flower or butterflies or Spider-Man on their face… 😂 https://t.co/Y8mB3SW4I1

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@cczona Add I wouldn’t have glitter *everywhere*, so at the moment I’m regretting not going with Spider-Man.

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@i386 Same. You know, I could actually knit that.

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@i386 It would be a lot faster and cheaper if we could convince someone with a knitting machine – like, say, @HeartOfPluto_ – to help with it… 😉

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@Delafina777 Good grief. 🤦‍♀️

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Either @SpotifyAU is trolling me or @the_snook listens to really weird stuff when I’m not home. 🤔 https://t.co/IUqI47QPNw

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RT @ZackBornstein: There are two different ways to make pizza https://t.co/VusnXq9ih5

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RT @elizgw: Big crowds at the climate protest Sydney Town Hall https://t.co/U6klpu06JQ

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RT @parisba: https://t.co/OiYLwBW2VK

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RT @HighlySpammable: Wow, every single trending tweet is about Scott Morrison. https://t.co/B0nnuacsMZ

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RT @GovGoogles: do we need air

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@voltagex @attacus_au Very pretty! Embroidery is a disappearing art. Love this.

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Seems appropriate listening when people at the bus stop are wearing face masks because the air is literally harmful. https://t.co/a47LUOdZ1N https://t.co/uj11yrTLgv

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Jesus. I made it home through the smoke only to learn that yes, cats can have explosive diarrhoea. 😳🐈💩💩💩 #poopapocalypse

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We opened the doors up. Between smoke and feces, I choose smoke. 😷

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“Do you need a stiff drink?” Fuck yes. Extra large Negroni please. https://t.co/I8zkV0AwaM

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@zeon_design WTF. I’m perfectly capable of building my own websites. Reporting for spam.

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@LareneLg I’ll remember that one for next time. (PLEASE GOD DON’T LET THERE BE A NEXT TIME.)

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RT @adamliaw: September: Children should stay in school rather than striking over the climate.

October: Speeches like these give childre…

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@BugHunterSam She was, like, an 11. Somehow bits of poo were on the WALLS, HIGHER THAN HER BUTT.

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@BugHunterSam She’s old. 🙁 She won’t be around a lot longer, so I try to be sympathetic to the old dear…

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RT @rstevens: really not interested in this new male ghostbusters spin-off.

why not stick with the original idea that worked so well: wome…

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RT @ScottRhodie: https://t.co/QoQQZhtdtN

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‘Ridiculously hard’: how Neil Gaiman wrote a poem for refugees from 1,000 tweets https://t.co/22h2oBvrNV // ❤️ And @Kniterate are going to knit it into a scarf! I’ll have to add that to my knitted data slides…

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@americanozmom @darthted 🔥🔥🔥 😂

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