- hannahcancode: I made a breakfast burrito. Egg, bacon, cheese, beans, home grown tomatoes… and a hash brown! Did you know you co… https://t.co/xTeskKW8AM
- DocHarleyMD: Oh no!! Our wave buoy installed off #Collaroy has just broken its mooring in last hour…now heading towards New Ze… https://t.co/8kRFhjBUnJ
- stowball: I've had these 2 tubs of DampRid out all day, but it hasn't stopped raining ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/CRzKQqe85b
- pjf: Showing my class by asking the staff about all the menu items with fancy names I've never seen before. (in reply to pjf)
Month: February 2020 (page 3 of 3)
- RobynVinter: Person at an event: oh hi, I know you from twitter
Me: …sorry remind me?
Person: *says his name, full job title,… https://t.co/e6LDFhXm4g - CardenOfMilk: When your company creates a plushie that represents you ♿️♿️🥰🥰😁😁best day ever. @SalesforceEQ @salesforce… https://t.co/kmjdIcBTmc
- joshmillard: when the game lets you name yourself and your cat https://t.co/2ElFKZBSCs
- jeamland: Look I don’t want to shock anyone unnecessarily but it seems like that guy who wrote The IT Crowd is being a fuckwit a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶still.
- JordanUhl: wow say what you want about lebron but this photo is absolutely iconic. just take a second and marvel at the pure a… https://t.co/ZdBAsJu154
- deltrimental: Fun story: on Wednesday I went into a portaloo at work, dropped my dacks, had a wee, reached up under the loo roll… https://t.co/FcnBhYFM5z
- Mandy_Kerr: Charlie did magic on stage! So cool!#JSConfHI https://t.co/iLncugzzpW (in reply to Mandy_Kerr)
- yokoonobot: Art is what's left when you take the dead fish away.
- HannaKtweet: as a woman you're always either too young or too old for things, because the perfect age is when you're a man
- primevideouk: 'I wanted to play Aziraphale being sort of in love with Crowley… It helped that loving David is very easy to do.'… https://t.co/OoznAM863e
- M_Z_Harrison: A couple of weeks ago, two little girls in my village set up a SHOP on their verge with a little sign and a cash bo… https://t.co/HorzXLdo1I
- freerachman: I think the thesis of @BoJackHorseman is basically that trauma can explain why we are the wha we are, but it doesn’… https://t.co/KUJzw705cv
- IanColdwater: this website is free https://t.co/aBf9kuQFb2
- gilmae: The agency I worked for laid off most of its staff today. Including me. Turns out when you don't get the next clien… https://t.co/zB9HXnQYpR
- PFTompkins: I am sorry but the Iowa caucus is meaningless to me and the results should routinely be discounted. These are peopl… https://t.co/fsJSXjDzsy
- PFTompkins: After years of development hell, I have voluntarily pulled the plug on my big screen adaptation of one of those old… https://t.co/AmVW7FJFXH
- FangirlTennant: I’m dying 🤣 David has the halo and the tail sjhssjjkhgsa https://t.co/sSRD9GDsEl