- sivavaid: New Zoom background. https://t.co/04ix1sx0eb
- DrJosh9000: What about “JobLover”
- OpenJonathan: It's all about pasta. ♥️
- RealAJCrowley: Fuck toxic masculinity. I didn’t invent men being fashionable in dresses for you to go and wear trousers.
Month: March 2020 (page 1 of 4)
- dunneteach: Kids introduced the the fine art of deep cleaning the bathroom today. Resisting urge to immediately put house on th… https://t.co/ZGYjm9XGOM
- netflix: RT if you’re a cool cat
LIKE if you’re a kitten
- DVDBits: I'm still at a stage where I'm getting full dress for work despite working out of my home office. Let's see how lon… https://t.co/ueG6GM4yIX
- SaraJChipps: Ian loves this show where there are these guys and they dig for gold. Every episode they find a new spot and get re… https://t.co/zo9xChbhHq
- videodante: more and more these days people are asking "why can't we contact mothra about all this" "mothra could help" "let's… https://t.co/JaeB7dC1cR
- randomknits: I don’t need bickering children, I have @gilmae and @emscarlett_
- emscarlett_: @randomknits @gilmae He started it (in reply to randomknits)
- MandelaSH: If you’re a founder who needs to shut down your business and go get a job at someone else’s, there’s nothing to be… https://t.co/d4tnRmynRq
- micahpeters_: sheltering in place is an occasion for solemn reflection, and I just wanted to say that if there was ever beef betw… https://t.co/sV9jVoqwbp
- kbuttfield: @parisba No it’s not- if your old mother can stay sane and calm you can do it easily. ♥️ (in reply to parisba)
- kumailn: Some days I’m like “Everything is going to be ok.” And some days I’m like “But how?”
- MoominvalleyTV: 💪❤️"Be brave, Moomintroll. Just be brave!" – Moomintroll (Moominvalley)❤️💪
- Kendragarden: One thing I’ve learned so far in quarantine is that my husband refuses to microwave anything for 45 seconds, he alw… https://t.co/1qoI83NE2y
- BrennanML: I think what I'd really like right now is a cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and Ian… https://t.co/g9TCwaqhjX
- mindykaling: Also this chick thought Tiffani Amber Thiessen played a character whose last name is “Kapoor” https://t.co/SMLw718Ezr
- rbbrown: Only in Australia is 4 cases of beer as 12 bottles of wine "limiting" yourself. https://t.co/pfu6sqIiYq
- lindamciver: Tracing when people received the government covid19 text and looking for patterns in when/why – please fill out and… https://t.co/Sb4VLHeu65
- RyanNorthover: The most famous working from home family on the planet are now live on BBC World https://t.co/T9vGrKu8tJ
- jedws: true story, I once fought @mcannonbrookes on this when he used "on-premise" in an @Atlassian town hall 🙂 (in reply to jedws)
- jedws: he invoked the spirit of @carlfish to justify linguistic descriptivism, not realising he'd already posted a deeply… https://t.co/7ExI7zYgpS (in reply to jedws)
- HeatherParryUK: someone in our neighbourhood has responded to this global pandemic by putting a cutout of Ainsley Harriott in their… https://t.co/6w33JaqTqX
- SoVeryBritish: “How much tea do we have?”
“Around 17,000 bags”
“That’s awful, it’s not fair to stockpile”
“I didn’t, that’s how many we normally have” - AdamHubrig: My partner's coworkers in a zoom meeting, see me in the background: "who is he talking to?"
Partner: "Our cats."… https://t.co/pvQ1TqwueL
- luvcrowley: https://t.co/LsrqihaUKo
- nocontextomens: and remember to stick to social distancing, unlike a certain angel and a demon i could mention 👀 https://t.co/DFPM2h6lhy
- snipeyhead: I feel bad for laughing at this, but I totally laughed at this. Gallows humor is a harsh mistress. (Found on FB, or… https://t.co/JI8UhRkZwm
- yashar: Queen of America https://t.co/muJhE1IUGD
- honeystaysuper: I know I'm 500 years late to this but wow Elizabeth Holmes' voice holy shit what is happening there
- mrbenjaminlaw: Good evening to my mother and my mother only. https://t.co/JFl0IyK8zf
- DoctorWho_BBCA: Incoming message… #DoctorWho https://t.co/lTXziuzWVQ
- voltagex: At the advice of @stilgherrian's quite poignant mini podcast, I'm going to try again to limit Twitter usage for a w… https://t.co/yL2yGUQuf5
- the_snook: @web_goddess @OooobySyd I have never in my life been so excited to see a potato. (in reply to web_goddess)
- RhysC: @Centrelink hey, I hear lot of negative feedback about your site. If you need a hand with an architectural review,… https://t.co/NMvKqqV0yl
- RhysC: @myGovau this goes for you guys too – just ask and the community will help (in reply to RhysC)
- hannibal_do: Your brain is a literal sack of meat. Cut it some slack; it's doing its best.
- MarkAgee: So we're doing The Trolley Problem but the most important thing is to save the trolley
- jameelajamil: This is The Bad Place.
This is The Bad Place.
This is The Bad Place.
This is The Bad Place.
This is The Bad Pla… https://t.co/O412gcmqNl - turzaak: @RealSexyCyborg I keep coming to the conclusion that people are hung-up on the 3D-printed-mask idea because it lets… https://t.co/akhkXJfB6K (in reply to RealSexyCyborg)
- randomknits: I was supposed to be judging the knitting at the Easter Show today. I pulled out some wip’s to judge those instead… https://t.co/cv2UzXHNyJ
- mipsytipsy: starting a company can be awful and wretched and lonely, but once in a while you get to do some small thing that ma… https://t.co/CxFc6ydMkP
- sj26: This game is so Tender and Love-ly. #AnimalCrossing @tenderlove https://t.co/8cRmN4yW7A
- tobyhede: Nothing says "these rules were made by men" like limiting haircuts to 30 minutes
- astrotoya: When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut.
When I was a teenager, I still wanted to be an astronaut.
When I… https://t.co/orQb2GhwLp