RT @RoaldDahlFans: Did you know that Roald Dahl was a published movie reviewer in 1964? He really liked “Séance on a Wet Afternoon,” but ma…

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A rare fail. To make it work, you have to say the numbers individually out loud?! https://t.co/Micg6B2cUF

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@redambition The emphasis doesn’t work – not just the number of syllables. 99% of them work correctly that I’ve seen!

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@FCTweedie Aw, thank you! My production has slowed down a *lot* in recent years, TBH.

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@jeremybrown You have a jumping castle at your house? This is not a thing I realised was possible outside of birthdays and festivals.

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RT @BenjAlvarez1: This is how Angela Merkel explained the effect of a higher #covid19 infection rate on the country’s health system.

This…

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@jeremybrown Ah. I suspect my lack of both children and a lawn are contributing to my ignorance there. 😂 Very cool!

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RT @LorenzoTheCat: When a TV weatherman is forced to work from home. https://t.co/1tvs3E6UA1

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The Stockdale Paradox – https://t.co/9QsngI2E1L – As an inveterate optimist, this freaks me out. I’m consciously trying to resist the urge to pin hopes on things improving in the near future. https://t.co/BA7Gdnb0kg

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Thanks to my brother-in-law @carbocommander and my niece Cali for the biggest laugh I’ve had all week! 😂❤️ https://t.co/URbpjh6sT0

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VEVA FLAN. 👩‍🎤 https://t.co/bYItvBhMpa

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RT @Akiora: My mom decided to invent Baby Yoda margaritas. This is not what I expected. And it’s amazing. https://t.co/ugi4TWU5AB

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@laimelde Right?? My sister refuses to confirm whether it was planned. 🙂

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@freshtonic LOL

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Homemade Chick-fil-A sandwiches from @kenjilopezalt’s recipe. Tasty and homophobia-free! ❤️ “That’s good chicken,” says the self-proclaimed chicken king of Sydney. https://t.co/INMy0Dyidk

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@MelissaKaulfuss 😍

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@shermozle Well, he’s definitely been known to enjoy a sausage in Chicago. 😂

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@darthted @kenjilopezalt These were really damn good though!

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RT @_dianakris: during zoom meetings I unmute myself to laugh at a homie’s joke. you can’t just let jokes go unhyped. you gotta support the…

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TFW you wake up from a dream where the last thing you remember saying was, “Cool! So should I get tickets?” 😢

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@codepo8 Everyone is impressed because I went High Culture, but little do they know Joe Exotic has got nothing on Caligula. 😉

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PSA: if you see someone having fun doing something silly that you yourself wouldn’t enjoy, it’s perfectly okay to not share that opinion with them. In fact, it’s kind of rude of you do! (This includes haters of sportsball, chain letters, cosplay, video games…)

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And yes, I realise I myself have failed at this many times, most notably with “yarnbombing.” But I’m trying to be better.

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@crankymate Well said, my friend!

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@stevelikesyou So basically this, but with COBOL. 😂 https://t.co/InUH5HHcFx

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RT @OwainWynEvans: When they said try working from home I didn’t realise they’d expect me to do the music too @BBCNews @BBCNWT #BBCNewsThem…

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@ThePepperCherry Calling out scams is itself a public service, so no complaints from me there!

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My quarantine jumper is now finished! This is Virgil from Boyland Knitworks in superwash 4ply Merino. I picked these colours because they reminded me of Wonder Woman. ❤️ Details on Rav: https://t.co/4BAdtwx2Am https://t.co/PYEz1GHiB2

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The Snook was very excited to see this, as he’s edging ever closer to “old man who eats condensed milk straight out of the can” territory. https://t.co/nJsmCI3NkJ https://t.co/CPMgr5P5dy

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@mobywhale Thank you my dear!! ❤️

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@WheelieGoodGame I like that imagery!

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@devdevcharlie Thanks Charlie!

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@esmewatson Thanks!!

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@falican Wish I could say I designed it, but I leave that to the pros!

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@hitsthings Thanks!! ☺️

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@yaazamAus Ha!! Crochet?

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@myrdean It’s one of the first tops I’ve knit that are symmetrical back to front. I thought it might be weird not to raise the back neck, but I think it works fine!

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RT @jeamland: So looks like due to Coronavirus-related cost cutting measures I’m back on the market.

Anyone looking to hire an Australian…

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RT @KathrynElliott: We have a new rainbow crossing. It appeared this morning and is a glorious thing. https://t.co/QAc2p2MCww

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RT @voteblake: HIRING THREAD: On a team meeting today I realized we have *EIGHT* open roles and want to get these out in front of people. L…

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@The_McJones I was *very* into Disney’s Hunchback. I still can’t quite believe it got made.

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Sore orzo https://t.co/Ky8b39s3D8

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@toolmantim I’m so sorry for your loss Tim. My condolences. ❤️

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Here we go. PatStew has seduced Claudius’s sister into killing her husband – SHOCK HORROR https://t.co/1MYbeWG4gB

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Livilla, Livilla… this is not a good look. https://t.co/uyBw3XDqRP

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How about instead of marrying Livilla… you marry her daughter? Say WHAT. https://t.co/JTC5MpbXP5

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Livilla did not react well to that idea. https://t.co/SudB7O7nv9

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@damana Evil bewigged… yup.

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John Hurt gnawing on peaches… and the scenery. https://t.co/61oFNLxKCS

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Suddenly it’s turned into a Monty Python sketch. 😂🐘🐘🐘 https://t.co/sUIaJIC8Ja

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AND MY AXE! (Gimli makes an appearance.) https://t.co/8aDEwtQPQ7

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@LapTop006 I, Claudius. Very long, very sexy, very dramatic 70’s British miniseries about Roman emperors.

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Note to self: when writing a letter to your secret lover to confess murdering your previous husband, don’t leave the rough drafts in the trash. https://t.co/2q6BWYWxQl

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Ugh. I keep getting distracted from John Hurt’s hate crime of a performance by Tiberius’s disgusting weeping open head sore. https://t.co/wleG4vqdwQ

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RUH ROH!! You’re nicked, PatStew. https://t.co/pFn0eaEzKa

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“I’m the Emperor!” HE AINT’NT DEAD YET. https://t.co/7LdEAQ5xv1

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And here we go. Caligula in power! @hannahyanfield 😜 https://t.co/XIoXneAhBX

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Learned tonight that @portenosydney can deliver a full meal – chicken, rice, potato salad, lasagna, Brussels sprouts, and flan! ❤️ https://t.co/8FikiRjkf8

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I’ve had a headache all day… now I realise it was a metamorphosis, like a woman birthing herself. Can’t you tell? I’m a GOD. https://t.co/LB35cltpr9

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Antonia is kind of a badass. “Come by in 5 hours. I’ll be dead by then. Don’t screw up the eulogy.” *mic drop* https://t.co/jVFUxIxXIw

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OMG HE ET THE FETUS. I did not remember that part. 😳🤮 https://t.co/cDpB27SK84

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Holy crap the original version supposedly included an actual shot of John Hurt eating a fetus. And they showed this on Masterpiece Theatre. 😳 https://t.co/fzgVwOnPNV

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RT @LeeFlower: Having something to do with my hands during meetings really helps me focus. As a junior dev I used to knit, but then stopped…

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RT @LeeFlower: < but now I think I’ve reached a point in my career where I can probably get away with “I can discuss technical architecture…

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For a work event today, we’re all dressing up as characters from shows we’re watching during isolation. There are a lot of Tiger Kings. I, of course, went with Ancient Rome. 🍷🔪 https://t.co/5OLNNyIqGI

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Did you see that our Summit is going to be online on May 13? Keynotes from Andy Jassy and Werner Vogels, and I’ll be doing the “Newbie’s Guide to Getting Started” session right after! https://t.co/pvTQhtye7n

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