RT @unixbigot: “Oh hey, ur back early”
“Grid’s haunted”
“What?!”
*loading a shotgun with salt rounds and climbing back into the backhoe* “G…

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@unixbigot I’m so sorry, Chris. We’ve just been through this ourselves. (Picked up Amy’s ashes today, in fact.) It’s so hard. Sending you lots of hugs and love. ❤️

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Rock star cosplay at work this week? Time for some truly, truly (truly) outrageous prototyping… 😉 https://t.co/DJ5iwwLN3e

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@frankarr You just made Rodd LOL.

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We went for a walk at lunch today. We walked across the uni to the vet and picked up Amy’s ashes. They put them in a nice box and a bag with angel wings on it.

She would’ve hated that. 🙃

(Miss you, Puss…)

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@sjhfletcher Nice! Which pattern did you use?

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@crankymate Oh cool! I hadn’t – thanks for sharing. He’s been announced as directing some of the upcoming new Dahl content for the Netflix deal, so I’m not surprised.

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RT @TaikaWaititi: OY! I’m hosting a reading series of James and the Giant Peach by @roald_dahl to raise money for @partnersinhealth, a glob…

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Hello Daddy, hello Mom… I’m your Ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry Bomb! 🍒💣

(It’s Rock Star week at work. More to come…) https://t.co/c7fyumkHbz

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This will be deeply relevant to a few of you. (From Tumblr: https://t.co/w8C7EpXGsW) @TheMartianLife @parisba https://t.co/AFlOz83GrV

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RT @BradKelly17: This is why the internet was created https://t.co/CQ5hePpBQV

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Saw that @GaelFC retweeted this and clicked with curiosity. Spent the next 20 minutes devouring this essay. Wow. Amazing writing from @drewmagary. https://t.co/WCq9sJDx8O

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@msharp Looks great! And presumably requires a lot less water and maintenance?

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@msharp Have you planted anything specific for the bees?

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Watch “Hairspray” stars from Broadway, movies, more sing the musical’s feel-good finale https://t.co/N5Hlugp9vH – This brought GREAT JOY to this theater geek’s face today. 😍👏

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Hang on. Is Indiana the only state where the name for its citizens doesn’t include the name of the state? I never realised. Pretty cool. #hoosiers https://t.co/UaikNOUlIV

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Ep 4: The Snook makes a “Jamaican Dream” – Internet exclusive! 😂❤️ https://t.co/tg8IgMLkVS

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@SarahMoran Soarinnnnn, flyinnnnnn…

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@SarahMoran It’s charming, and I non-ironically enjoyed it (and the sequels). I actually own the Wii “High School Musical” karaoke game! I am fairly certain I was the only person in Sydney to pre-order it. 😂

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Trust me – you want to hire @dp_lewis. https://t.co/aQhKIzUfak

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@Gaohmee Did you ever read the profile of his first wife about their marriage? It changed the way I viewed him forever.

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Me: “So what you’re saying Dad, is that if you were on Jeopardy, the ‘Tremors Cinematic Universe’ would be one of your dream categories?”
Him: “Oh man, @KenJennings would EAT ROCKS if I had that category.” 😂

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@mmastertheone I see pineapple. Checks out.

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@cbetta @mseckington Congrats you two!

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@buildkite @GRobilliard AHHHH, so happy to see this! Congrats all around!

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RT @techgirl1908: Trashing people’s programming language of choice in an attempt to get them to try your favorite one isn’t nearly as effec…

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I have one of these! Almost one year ago, Ira Glass said, “Are you Lizzie?” to me outside a restaurant in NYC, and I said “No,” and then he found Lizzie and had lunch like 8 feet from us. https://t.co/ze90X83sNQ

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Photographic proof. 😂 (I think Lizzie is behind @the_snook, who refused to take part in my subterfuge.) https://t.co/Z1Qe0sIwM5

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@stephenlead I of course realised that like 10 seconds later. 🤦‍♀️

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RT @jamescrabtree: A Finnish friend says there is a typically morose joke circulating around Helsinki:

“So, we now have to stay 2m away fr…

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