Slooping a kiwifruitI love kiwis. No, not Antipodeans (although they’re nice), but kiwifruit. I seriously had never eaten one before a few months ago. I have no idea why; I guess I just thought I wouldn’t like them. Snookums got me to try one, and the rest is history. The real question is, then, how do you eat them? I like the slice and scoop (“slooping”) method, but others apparently peel and slice. And then there are the weirdos that eat the skin (which, according to the California KiwiFruit Commission, is perfectly acceptable and nutritious, but as Snookums put it, “tastes like shit”). Head down to my new poll and tell me how you do it.

I got a strange little e-mail the other day complimenting me on my site and inviting me to check this person’s out. Turns out that it was a spam that several other people have received as well. *sigh* For future reference, here’s my post about how to publicize your blog without being annoying. Read it, learn it, live it.

I met up with Jann and a few co-workers last night at a bar in London to reminisce about the good ‘ol days of 2000. Well, that was the plan anyway. Instead Jann and I sat analyzing the weblogging community and thoroughly alienating everybody else. I could’ve kicked myself for not bringing a camera (I think it’s an unwritten rule that when two bloggers meet up, photographic evidence must be produced). Anyway, many beers were consumed and a good time was had by all.

Hooray! Mac OS X is here! But I’m confused. I can’t just use Software Update to get it? Where can UK users get the upgrade??

Update: For you UK Mac people, I just called Micro Anvika (pretty much the big Mac retailer over here) and the woman said that they don’t have the upgrade and she has no information on when or if they will be getting it. And since the mail-in form on the Apple site is only for US customers, as of now we’re out of luck. This is gonna piss me off.

Update #2: I discovered that the UK Apple Store has the full version of OSX 10.1 available, but not the upgrade version. So I called them up on their free number 0800-039-1010 to ask about it. The lady informed me that the upgrade is available through them for £16, and I could order it right then. Which I did! I should have it within a week. Happy ending!

“Islamic law states, ‘An eye for an eye.’ By that logic, we should destroy one of Osama bin Laden’s skyscrapers. Problem is, he doesn’t have any, because he lives in fucking underground caves.”

Oh yes, The Onion is back. Thank God.

An anniversary of sorts

I just noticed that this is my 1005th post here at web-goddess. The big rollover occurred down on the “Queen gets a mobile” post. I just calculated that I’ve been blogging for 264 days now (starting on January 4 of this year), which equates to an average of 3.8 posts per day. Not bad. I feel like that’s a good area to be in. Just frequent enough to keep you coming back, and not so often that I get sick of doing it.

So MJ’s back. My dad will be excited. I was pretty surprised to see that he’s donating his entire salary to the 9-11 relief effort. Just for that, I’ll refrain from making fun of him for a while. At least until he gets schooled by the Knicks. (Make no mistake, I hate the Knicks with a passion. I just hate the deification of athletes more.)

Snookums and I were checking out the baby pumpkins at the Hammersmith market today. So naturally my thoughts turn to Halloween and I look to the Net for inspiration. My first impulse was to do one of these cool emoticon jack-o-lanterns. I mean, it’s definitely appropriate for our Geek House. But then I saw these Martha Stewart monogrammed pumpkins and now I’m torn. Of course, if I did spend three hours making a translucent harlequin squash, somebody would only step on it in a drunken haze and I’d be all upset. So maybe I should just stick with the original idea.