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Kelly McMahon’s Double Life: It seems that our very own little Napoleon has been holding out on us… Kelly won the Lottery! It sounds like she and her husband Dave (Whoa! Where did that come from?) will be putting that $19 million to good use. *grin*

A girl is suing Duke University because she claims she was cut from the varsity football team (she was a placekicker) because of her gender. Interesting.

WHAT? RENT is coming to South Bend?? Good Lord… I remember when Lizzie almost drove me nuts playing “Glory” over and over sophomore year. Of course, that was before I saw it five times in four different theaters (in two countries).

Sorry to flog an almost-dead horse, but more on T-Shirtgate: the Observer agrees with the SMC Board of Governance’s actions.

Weasel Football News: We’re still 2-0-1 heading into a crucial game against Walsh. And who are these coaches? They’re cracking me up. “I like to compare our defense to that of the ’85 Bears,” PW coach Tony Baldea said. “Kelly Dries reads the offense like Mike Singletary and pulls flags like Otis Wilson.”

PE is 1-2! PE is 1-2! The hated Pyros have a losing record! I know it sounds bitter, but some of us waited a long time to see this.

Oooh! An actual picture of the shirt that caused the controversy. It turns out that the Board of Governance were so embarrassed by it that they bought up the whole supply so none could be sold. Some Belles claimed censorship.

Shout outs to Kel.

Okay, so this kid was planning an off-campus “Olympics” that would feature teams from all the different study abroad programs competing in events like beer bonging, keg races, and cups. Residence Life got wind of it, though, and shut him down. While I agree with the whole “drinking responsibly” idea… I still think the Londoners would’ve kicked supreme ass.

I was surprised to read of Pride Week at SMC in the Observer Friday. “Wow!” I thought. “I didn’t realize that they were so proud of their lesbians!” And then I found out that it has nothing to do with being gay at all. It’s just the week when all the SMC Chicks proclaim their pride at being a Belle. *sigh* Whatever.