• Cricket?

    Anybody up for going to the cricket next weekend? It appears there are still tickets available. Let me know and I’ll organise it!


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    forgot how nice Christmas lunches in a hot climate can be. Chilled mangoes are the best thing ever.



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    is drying out after an ill-advised fishing trip on the Nambucca River in the pouring rain.


    still thinks “monkeys” every time she hears a kookaburra.


    find that Christmas doesn’t mean a lot once you strip away gifts, family, snow, and religion. But I’m happy for the rest of y’all!



  • So far this week…

    So far this week I’ve…

    • Driven about 500 miles
    • Picked strawberries from a roadside U-Pick stand
    • Learned to crack a whip from a real old-fashioned bullocky
    • Gotten kissed by a dolphin and a seal
    • Went fishing in the pouring rain in a tiny boat
    • Ate oysters raw straight out of the river
    • Finished Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh and The Road by Cormac McCarthy

    Still on my To Do list: a visit to the Pub With No Beer!


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    is going to kiss a porpoise today.



  • A Holiday in the Bush

    A Holiday in the Bush (Subtitled: Internet Withdrawal)
    On Saturday the Snook and I made the six hour drive up to Eungai to visit the Snook homestead. It’s gorgeous up here, and so far we’ve been doing a really good job of being completely lazy. We went for a walk. We’ve taken naps. We’ve watched native birds playing in a birdbath. We’ve got very little cell phone signal, and we haven’t touched computers for 48 hours. (Yeah, I was starting to shake a bit.) Today we’re going to Timbertown for a “fair dinkum day out.” I can hardly wait!

    If you don’t hear from us before then, have a Merry Christmas everybody!


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    is listening to native birds twitter in the Australian countryside on a clear blue summer’s day… and shaking from Internet withdrawal.



  • Modern Day Bushrangers

    This morning the Snook and I both confessed a shameful admiration for the ATM bandits. They’re just so crazy! For the past couple of months they’ve been blowing up ATMs with, like, compressed gas and making away with the cash. They haven’t killed anybody yet, and the police seem nowhere near catching them. They’re like modern bushrangers!


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    thinks she might have a little snooze.


    An update on my garden with plenty of photos of lush greenness for you poor sods in the Northern Hemisphere.


    is packing for tomorrow’s road trip to Eungai.


    is listening to Boney M’s “Feliz Navidad.” Euro-disco-holiday WIN!



  • Garden Update

    This cooler, wetter summer has been great for my veggie patch. You’ll recall that we planted seedlings in October, which were coming along nicely in November. Now? It’s like a jungle out there.

    Garden - December 2008

    I laid down weed matting last month, over which I put a layer of lucerne mulch. We’ve been keeping it well watered and fertilizing every Saturday. So far the only casualty has been my tiny pea plant, which suddenly stopped growing and withered away. (No idea why; maybe it didn’t like the soil acidity or something?)

    My little chilli plant is starting to produce! There are three small green chillies on it. I have no idea how big they get nor when I’m supposed to pick them. (They’ll turn red eventually, right?)

    Chillies - December 2008

    The tomatoes are just going crazy. I’ve had to restake them several times, and they’re now spilling out over the back wall into the stairwell. They’re laden with green fruit, both shiny cherry sized and big juicy ones. We’re going to have so many tomatoes… I think I may need to learn to can.

    Tomatoes - December 2008

    Eggplant! My eggplant plant has produced loads of pretty purple flowers, but so far no actual fruit. I wonder if birds are eating them or something. Or maybe it just wasn’t old enough? At any rate, it’s big and hearty now so hopefully we’ll eventually get fruit.

    Eggplant - December 2008

    Beans! My little bean plant has so far provided the only harvests. I’ve taken about a dozen beans off it and it’s got plenty more tiny slender ones growing.

    Beans - December 2008

    The herbs have been a constant battle against the scourge of caterpillars. Our basil got hit hard and is just now starting to recover. (Natural selection at work: we easily picked off all the brown caterpillars but couldn’t figure out why they were still getting eaten. Closer inspection showed a number of little green caterpillars happily munching away. Bastards.) The mint and the cat grass are doing well.

    Herbs - December 2008

    Lemons! After a couple seasons with little fruit, our lemon tree is thriving again. We repotted it last year into a much bigger container, and I think that’s made it happy. It’s covered in little green lemons right now.

    Lemons - December 2008

    And lastly, the PUMPKINS. This is what they looked like six weeks ago. Remember how Frances warned me that pumpkins like to take over the garden? Look at this.

    Pumpkins - December 2008

    A cascade of pumpkin leaves! The pumpkin patch has been extended about eight feet! And I’m happy to report that it’s a very sincere pumpkin patch, with not a bit of hypocrisy. The vines have completely wound in amongst the existing plants along the side of the fence. (A friend warned that they might strangle the other plants, but I don’t mind. I think they look rather lush and pretty.) If you lift the leaves and spy underneath, you can see the whole network of beautiful delicate green tendrils supporting the whole structure. There aren’t any blossoms yet though, and I’m a little worried about how many pumpkins we’re going to end up with. Also, those vines are climbin’. How does a pumpkin grow three feet off the ground??

    More adventures in urban gardening to come in 2009…



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My name is Kris. I’ve been blogging since the 90’s. I live in Sydney, Australia, and I spent most of my career in the tech industry.

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