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    “If you build it, she will come.”

    (where “it” = Oktoberfest beer tents, and “she” = @the_kmac)

    “If you build it, she will come.”

(where “it” = Oktoberfest beer tents, and “she” = @the_kmac)

    “If you build it, she will come.”

(where “it” = Oktoberfest beer tents, and “she” = @the_kmac)

    “If you build it, she will come.”

(where “it” = Oktoberfest beer tents, and “she” = @the_kmac)


  • Photo Post

    We made it back to Munich just in time to sync up with @thatguynamedlud on his fabulous Euro trip! ❤️🍻☀️

    We made it back to Munich just in time to sync up with @thatguynamedlud  on his fabulous Euro trip! ❤️🍻☀️

    We made it back to Munich just in time to sync up with @thatguynamedlud  on his fabulous Euro trip! ❤️🍻☀️


  • Shared today on Twitter

    RT @ayeayemilok: me in the elvis movie watching a soaking wet austin butle devastated at the annoncement of martin luther king’s assassinat…



  • Shared today on Facebook

    Hoffest! A summer festival put on by the Munich agriculture ministry. Lots of regional delicacies and info about plants and animals. ☀️🌱🐝🍻


    Two festivals in one day! Tollwood is a free summer festival with music, art, and lots of eco/organic/hippie stalls. I never knew I needed to hear a German Jungle Swing ukulele band playing “Lovecats”. ☀️🎶🍻🌺



  • Photo Post

    Two festivals in one day! Tollwood is a free summer festival with music, art, and lots of eco/organic/hippie stalls. I never knew I needed to hear a German Jungle Swing ukulele band playing “Lovecats”. ☀️🎶🍻🌺

    Two festivals in one day! Tollwood is a free summer festival with music, art, and lots of eco/organic/hippie stalls. I never knew I needed to hear a German Jungle Swing ukulele band playing “Lovecats”. ☀️🎶🍻🌺

    Two festivals in one day! Tollwood is a free summer festival with music, art, and lots of eco/organic/hippie stalls. I never knew I needed to hear a German Jungle Swing ukulele band playing “Lovecats”. ☀️🎶🍻🌺

    Two festivals in one day! Tollwood is a free summer festival with music, art, and lots of eco/organic/hippie stalls. I never knew I needed to hear a German Jungle Swing ukulele band playing “Lovecats”. ☀️🎶🍻🌺

    Two festivals in one day! Tollwood is a free summer festival with music, art, and lots of eco/organic/hippie stalls. I never knew I needed to hear a German Jungle Swing ukulele band playing “Lovecats”. ☀️🎶🍻🌺

    Two festivals in one day! Tollwood is a free summer festival with music, art, and lots of eco/organic/hippie stalls. I never knew I needed to hear a German Jungle Swing ukulele band playing “Lovecats”. ☀️🎶🍻🌺

    Two festivals in one day! Tollwood is a free summer festival with music, art, and lots of eco/organic/hippie stalls. I never knew I needed to hear a German Jungle Swing ukulele band playing “Lovecats”. ☀️🎶🍻🌺

    Two festivals in one day! Tollwood is a free summer festival with music, art, and lots of eco/organic/hippie stalls. I never knew I needed to hear a German Jungle Swing ukulele band playing “Lovecats”. ☀️🎶🍻🌺

    Two festivals in one day! Tollwood is a free summer festival with music, art, and lots of eco/organic/hippie stalls. I never knew I needed to hear a German Jungle Swing ukulele band playing “Lovecats”. ☀️🎶🍻🌺


  • Photo Post

    Hoffest! A summer festival put on by the Munich agriculture ministry. Lots of regional delicacies and info about plants and animals. ☀️🌱🐝🍻

    Hoffest! A summer festival put on by the Munich agriculture ministry. Lots of regional delicacies and info about plants and animals. ☀️🌱🐝🍻

    Hoffest! A summer festival put on by the Munich agriculture ministry. Lots of regional delicacies and info about plants and animals. ☀️🌱🐝🍻

    Hoffest! A summer festival put on by the Munich agriculture ministry. Lots of regional delicacies and info about plants and animals. ☀️🌱🐝🍻

    Hoffest! A summer festival put on by the Munich agriculture ministry. Lots of regional delicacies and info about plants and animals. ☀️🌱🐝🍻

    Hoffest! A summer festival put on by the Munich agriculture ministry. Lots of regional delicacies and info about plants and animals. ☀️🌱🐝🍻

    Hoffest! A summer festival put on by the Munich agriculture ministry. Lots of regional delicacies and info about plants and animals. ☀️🌱🐝🍻


  • Shared today on Twitter

    @apocraphilia New tag bookmarked on Ao3. Might be obsessed.


    Junior APAC folks – if getting to AWS re:Invent is your dream and you’re from an underrepresented group in tech, please check out the All Builders Welcome Grant. We want to make it happen! https://t.co/xq8EMl7aHT



  • Dubai, Australia, and Singapore

    Dubai, Australia, and Singapore

    A few weeks ago I made my first ever trip to Dubai! It was for a work function, so I headed off on my own with the Snook to join me a week later. I landed in Dubai close to midnight…

    I caught a taxi to my hotel. Interestingly, I was directed straight to a cab with a lady taxi driver. Not sure if that was just due to the late hour or what, but I appreciated it. It was a longish drive to my hotel, so I spent the ride marvelling at the architecture.

    Dubai

    Not sure what that was, but it was impressive.

    Museum of the Future

    That one I recognised – the Museum of the Future! It looks like an alien spaceship.

    Burj Khalifa

    There in the distance I could see the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world. (It’s the very pointy one you can see between the two light poles there.)

    Dubai

    My hotel was out on the Palm Jumeirah, a set of artificial islands that look like a palm tree from space. This was the hotel next door to the one I stayed in.

    Swanky lobby

    Yeah, it was a pretty swanky lobby. Well after midnight at this point, and all I wanted to do was crash in my room.

    Less than 24 hours later, I was standing on a balcony overlooking the harbour…

    Dubai

    Not a bad view! As I said, it was a work event, but it wasn’t all business. One excursion was “dinner in the desert,” which meant driving quite a ways out of the city to a nature preserve. It was very hot, so the tour guide gave me a head scarf.

    Kris in the desert

    The group headed off in a convoy of restored vintage convertible Range Rovers…

    Driving

    The nature area was full of Arabian oryx, the national animal of Dubai.

    Soon we left the nature preserve and were driving over shifting sand dunes, with nothing as far as the eye could see except more sand. I’ve never seen anything like it.

    The desert

    I shot a short video…

    As the sun was setting, we stopped to watch a bird show with a peregrine falcon (the fastest animal in the world). The falconer started with her hooded, and we were invited to hold her for a photo. I was the first person in line!

    Falcon

    Apparently the Bedouins would use falcons for hunting. Our guide used a lure to exercise her, and at one point she swooped right over my head as she dove in for the bait. 😳

    Falconer

    Dinner was at a camp in the desert. I was delighted to see a woman there doing henna tattoos and asked her to decorate my left hand. She drew it on quite thick and said to leave it for as long as possible to dry.

    The falcon guy was back, this time with a beautiful owl named Athena!

    Me and Athena

    Our guide wanted to show us the constellations, but alas it was nearly the full moon so the sky was much too bright.

    Night sky

    There were also camels, but I’ve ridden them before in the Outback so I didn’t bother with a ride. I just said hello as I headed for the bus back to the city!

    Camels

    I did appreciate that they had little spit masks on though!

    Camel mask

    The other place I was very excited to visit was the Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi. It’s a fairly long drive from Dubai, but I was excited to catch a glimpse from the highway.

    Grand Mosque

    You have to park quite a ways away and then enter via a long underground entrance. When we emerged in the sunshine, I was blown away.

    Grand Mosque

    It was like something out of a dream. Our guide led us on a whirlwind tour, stopping at many points for photographs.

    The inner courtyard was inlaid with beautiful floral designs in marble.

    Marble floor

    Obviously this is an important place of worship, and there are strict rules tourists have to obey. This meant I had to be covered and wear a head scarf (annoyingly, men did not), and you’re forbidden from things like public displays of affection or making disrespectful gestures.

    Grand Mosque

    But honestly, I was so blown away by the building that I willingly accepted the rules. I mean, look at that! It looks computer generated, it was so unreal.

    Archway

    The 96 columns around the courtyard aren’t painted; those floral motifs are inlaid with marble and mother of pearl. The colours against the white – especially in that bright sun – were hyperreal.

    Column inlay

    So I willingly put up with sweating in the heat…

    Me

    I’ve been to a lot of Christian churches in Europe over the past two years. By and large they are either austere and foreboding, or filled with representations of human suffering. This mosque, on the other hand – even with its strict rules – felt welcoming. The decoration was entirely geometric and nature-based. I was entranced.

    I mean… look at that.

    Chandelier

    We were also able to peek inside the hall at the “world’s largest carpet.” It was really big. It’s more than 60,000 square feet. 😳

    Me and the really big carpet

    I’m incredibly grateful I got to experience this part of the world. I do not agree with many of the actions taken by those in charge, but I have found people in the Middle East to be friendly and kind. It’s not a place I would necessarily choose to go on vacation, and rarely have I felt as foreign as I did there. But that’s why travel is rewarding – to challenge yourself; to see how other human beings live; and to experience a tiny bit of life outside your bubble.

    Grand Mosque

    (more…)


  • Shared today on Twitter

    The post-midnight 12hr flight from Singapore had 3 babies in our section that screamed the *entire* flight. No one got any sleep. Consequently, I’m a zombie. The only positive is I binged all of Our Flag Means Death, and OMG I am 100% onboard this ship now. 🏴‍☠️ ❤️



  • Shared today on Twitter

    Okay, yes, LEFT, you’re all very clever. But I submit to you that when you’re straight off a long-haul flight and you glance at that sign looking for 819, it’s pretty natural to head right. Neither of us caught it until we doubled back in confusion. https://t.co/m8zhfi8yJD


    Singaporean breakfast of champions: kaya toast and Kopi-C! ☕️🍞 @ Toast Box China Town https://t.co/TZrfXqi9Uj


    @DivZero_ EXACTLY


    @mikestruct Maybe some more whitespace between the two lines? That way your eye would realise they are horizontal subsets, rather than going straight to the vertical columns.


    RT @DiscoverFinland: Originally named The Vale of Mercy in Latin, Naantali is one of the oldest towns in Finland. Known as the Sunshine Tow…




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