Sorry not sorry.

I laughed out loud when I read this rundown of the weekend’s college football action. My favorite part: “Miami (Florida) will not be playing this week, allowing the players to snort coke off hookers’ asses with Darryl Strawberry and Michael Irvin. I’m sorry. That was harsh and uncalled for. I didn’t mean it. What I meant to say was: ‘Miami (Florida) will not be playing this week, allowing them to further prepare themselves for the no-doubt arduous midterm exams that are coming up.'”

Victory!

That female placekicker I told you about won her case! The jury found that she was “cut her from the team solely because of her gender” and awarded her $2 million. She’s going to use it fund a scholarship for female placekickers. That’s so great. (Sidenote: I got the school wrong when I reported it earlier. It was actually Duke, not UNC.)

Chocolate

College girls: How well do you know your chocolate? This site shows you cross-sections of various sweets and candy bars and asks you to identify what they are. Some are harder than you think. (And at least one goes by the British name, but if you can’t recognize that it’s really an M&M, you probably shouldn’t play anyway.)

On the Cover

NBC is developing a new game show titled “On the Cover,” which will quiz contestants on “pop culture trivia and the images featured on the covers of popular magazines, books, CDs, movie posters, TV title sequences and classic albums.” It’s supposed to be a cross between Entertainment Tonight and Jeopardy. KICKASS! The episode to end all episodes: Kristine Howard vs. Kelly McMahon vs. Sal Scherer vs. Liz McKillop.