- _dianakris: during zoom meetings I unmute myself to laugh at a homie's joke. you can't just let jokes go unhyped. you gotta support the homies
- davidbainaa: i like phish and stephen king and i write horror stories and that is all you need to know
- laimelde: This just made me fall over laughing 😂😂😂 https://t.co/BX48ZfUDSr
- elle_hunt: for small donation, have a goat gatecrash your next video call https://t.co/xuB3AyXANV
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- LeeFlower: Having something to do with my hands during meetings really helps me focus. As a junior dev I used to knit, but the… https://t.co/t1yW5VuI1E
- LeeFlower: < but now I think I've reached a point in my career where I can probably get away with "I can discuss technical arc… https://t.co/i9taUOHaSQ (in reply to LeeFlower)
- sexrantus: going through my computer and I'm struggling to remember why I Photoshopped Dobby into Manchester by the Sea https://t.co/onnYVFESzl
- codepo8: @web_goddess Few folk have. (in reply to web_goddess)
- sundress: I'm just so tired of seeing Australians argue that we don't need to wear masks. Please, please, put something over… https://t.co/RdDgaXLBri
- stevelikesyou: It’s 1998 at a house party. Host’s Dad knows I love computers and leans in real close to share drunk wisdom:
“Lega… https://t.co/nZvPzFq7pe
- crankymate: @web_goddess I’ve done this before and am trying to do better as well. It’s definitely ok NOT to share your opinion… https://t.co/3PSkQp9Sf0 (in reply to web_goddess)
- unixbigot: Brisbane inner city folks: Baan Thai in Boundary St Spring Hill has been forced to reopen because, I’m told, they h… https://t.co/2bCTIuMooW
- gabehollombe: I can’t think of a better act to follow them than you Kris! https://t.co/qfnoth9JMH
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- jeamland: So looks like due to Coronavirus-related cost cutting measures I’m back on the market.
Anyone looking to hire an A… https://t.co/hRy9IUoCsG
- KathrynElliott: We have a new rainbow crossing. It appeared this morning and is a glorious thing. https://t.co/QAc2p2MCww
- drawlight_: Me: Why does everything feel completely pointless and as if we're all moving through fiction or are pawns in a big… https://t.co/OAjEXeYoew
- jeamland: So looks like due to Coronavirus-related cost cutting measures I’m back on the market.
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- PostinMonkey: You may not like hearing it, but this is the correct length of shorts for a man https://t.co/A8RqIOEV9S
- matvelloso: For the last time, 5G is not causing the coronavirus.
It's blockchain that's causing all of this.
- edgarwright: @Baddiel How close are we to ‘Hands up who likes me!’ in a presser? (in reply to Baddiel)
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- RealAziraphale: Staying at Crowley’s flat was one of the best decisions I ever made. Seeing as there was only one bed, and the worl… https://t.co/g1gaelLsW1
- paloma_Fautley: Thanks to all of this extra restless time at home, I finally got to make something I've wanted to work on for years… https://t.co/L259afN54a
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- RachyNewin: People are making masks and finding that toiling over a machine all day is horrible and backbreaking and an enormou… https://t.co/kZc7MFd0Cw
- AdiShavit: Mathematician and genius John Conway, inventor of The Game of Life has succumbed to COVID-19 today. What a terrible… https://t.co/kbOrsgA1n9
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- andrehenry: It’s like we’re living in Pride Rock when Scar took over
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- glamoureptile: I’m not coming out of my cage nor am I doing just fine
- tpickles7437: @mgiant Both my parents passed away in 2019. So my sister and I repeatedly joked “nothing can be worse than 2019” a… https://t.co/peQyqbn9D9 (in reply to mgiant)
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- RonanDunneVZ: Another powerful visual demonstration of the effect of social distancing via Ohio Dept of Health https://t.co/iZ9SajAliP
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- rejectedjokes: Space Force premieres on @Netflix May 29! Created by Greg Daniels & @SteveCarell. Starring Steve, John Malkovich, m… https://t.co/tDoQKSpnGh
- hunter_hhhh: dont make me tap the sign https://t.co/fH3lNw0o1u
- airandspace: On this day in 1993, Ellen Ochoa become the first Hispanic woman to fly in space: https://t.co/TcfrydAx4h… https://t.co/Xy1a4yTeBW
- FangirlTennant: Got myself dolled up and locked up in Quarantine. Still waiting for the rescue. https://t.co/Zi9zDrnsSl
- MeatMechSuit: @AwfulyPrideful https://t.co/9xiXE9Clre (in reply to AwfulyPrideful)
- darthted: WOOOO HOOOO!!!! Got planning approval for our weekender house on our Tassie property.
- hannahyanfield: Clean Beats 🎶 From us, for you ❤️ https://t.co/WOroCMK8ma