• Aldimania

    Needed some new shoes for puttering around in the garden and taking out the trash. Couldn’t resist when I saw these today!

    A person’s feet, shod in black rubber clogs that say ALDI on the side


  • Flu shots

    The best time to get vaccinated for the Aussie flu season is NOW! 💉🦠

    Two middle-aged nerds waiting at a chemist after a flu shot


  • Links I’ve been enjoying lately


  • Highlights of the Easter Show Arts & Craft Entries

    At the Arts Preview last week, I took a lot of photos of all the Arts & Crafts entries that caught my eye. Sometimes because they were beautiful or clever, and sometimes because they were METAL AF. They’re mostly in the order I saw them, so you get the full “meandering around the display cases while pounding drinks” effect.

    R2-D2

    This crochet R2-D2 was fully life-size, and it was a big hit with the viewers. I like it, but he looks a little oddly muscular and organic to me for a robot! (And what’s with that crocheted, mounted dinosaur head?!)

    Felted Wind in the Willows characters

    I loved these needle-felted Wind in the Willows characters. Mr. Toad even has his driving goggles!

    Crocheted chainsaw head guy

    I mean, who is this little crochet guy with a chainsaw head and hands, and sweet red high-tops? Kudos to Andrew Galagher on the ribbon!

    Byte Couture - dress made from keyboard keys, cables, and computer RAM

    I gasped when I saw this “Byte Couture” dress in the Cabinet of Excellence. It was in the “Recycled Garment” category and used computer keys, RAM, and cables to fashion a dress. Well done, Stephanie Powell!

    Crocheted doll

    This crocheted doll is very expressive, but it freaks me out a little bit. It reminds me of the podlings from The Dark Crystal somehow.

    Amazing quilt with circles

    This quilt is why I was not particularly surprised or disappointed to miss out on a ribbon, as it was competing in the same category as mine. 😳 Amazing work, Tonia Barton!

    Cat skellington

    Andrew Galagher strikes again! This “Cat Skellington” won the blue ribbon in soft toys or dolls.

    Punk teddy bears

    Loved the punk teddy bear! I didn’t even realise he has a safety pin through his nose.

    Volcano quilt

    How cool is this volcano quilt? The artist is a teenager!

    Creepy mosaics

    This was the point where I started to appreciate how the folks doing the displays had sometimes grouped together thematically or visually similar items. That mosaic of the Joker stopped me dead in my tracks, and then I was able to appreciate the other two next to it.

    Bag End cake

    This Bag End cake won an award in the “Most Creative Cake” category. Very cute!

    Dragon cake

    And this one won in the “Gravity Defying” category. I love the little Shaolin monks in front of the temple!

    Spartan helmet embelled on a jacket

    SPARTA! This beaded denim jacket was insane.

    Octopus bottle

    I thought this octopus glass sculpture was lovely. It reminded me of The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife and some of the Minoan vessels we saw in Crete last year.

    Rabbit head sculpture

    The creepiest thing about that rabbit sculpture is how the eyes were set back inside the head so the damn thing seemed to track you as you walked past.

     A baby made of pills

    At first I thought this PILL BABY was creepy, but then I discovered that A) the artist is a doctor, and B) she titled it “A self portrait of the younger me.” Now I think it’s amazing.

    Creepy house sculpture with an eye peering out

    This is entitled “Fairy House Light,” so I think maybe it lights up? That would be the scariest night light ever.

    Horse head fascinator

    I loved this horse head fascinator mixed in among the fancy lady hats. Hell yeah! This would be amazing to wear to Melbourne Cup Day. (You know, if one supported such barbarism.)

    Baby dolls

    I think we can all agree that, of the “Dressed modern dolls,” the one on the right is actually way scarier.

    Rocking chair

    Stephen Rutherford was in the queue right in front of us with this rocking chair at the Drop-off Day a couple weeks ago. Rodd and I both admired it, especially the way it looks like he’s incorporated some recycled pieces. I was happy to see he won a ribbon in the “Innovative” woodwork category!

    Freddie Mercury, crocheted

    Crochet Freddie Mercury, of course. Nice.

    Animal skull headdress and shield

    Another badass thematic display of an “animal skull headdress,” decorated medieval shield, and what appears to be a DRAGONSKIN GAUNTLET in the background.

    Marie Curie textile artwork

    This Marie Curie themed textile artwork was done by the same teenager who did the volcano quilt. Very cool!

    Armadillo toy

    What a cuddly looking armadillo!

    Paper mache doll

    I can appreciate the skill required to make this papier-mâché doll while also worrying that it comes to life in the night to kill people.

    Magpies

    I really liked the bold graphic qualities of this painting of magpies.

    Gum trees by Ted Lewis

    I recognised the style of this piece immediately and was pleased to verify it was by Ted Lewis. We very, very nearly bought one of his paintings a few months ago, and I’m still thinking about it. I love in this one how you don’t notice the galahs at first.

    Sugar glider print

    This print of sugar gliders was so intricate and so beautiful!

    Banana replicator

    Banana replicator! This amused the hell out of me. It was in the “raster artwork” category, and I had to look it up in the schedule to see what that actually means: “The image must have originated from an original photograph, including photographs purchased within Copyright or acquired after Copyright has expired. The image may be significantly manipulated or enhanced using Photoshop or equivalent computer software.”

    Meerkat

    Meerkat! Mr. Snook is a big fan. We were delighted to discover that the German word for meerkat is “Erdmännchen,” which means “little earth man.”

    Greenhowe clowns

    I almost thought I’d escaped—that as a society we’d moved past this particular brand of evil—but of course, there’s gotta be a goddamn Jean Greenhowe clown. I kid, but not really. It’s not an Easter Show without someone knitting a Greenhowe clown.


  • Brew Day

    My office window has a perfect view to keep an eye on Mr. Snook’s homebrewing activities today!

    Brew Day


  • 2025 Easter Show entry details (and results!)

    Now that the 2025 Easter Show Craft Competition judging is finished, I can finally reveal the details of my three entries!

    Ginkgo Leaves Gradient Lace Scarf

    I bought this yarn – Schoppel Zauber Flower Pro – ages ago but really struggled to find an appropriate pattern for it. Last April I frogged it and started again with a simple lace pattern that looks like ginkgo leaves. I’m not normally a big fan of lace, but I could tell that it was going to look pretty special once I blocked it. I was so pleased with how it turned out, and I thought it had a real chance at the Show. And guess what? It did! My second ever blue ribbon!

    Blue ribbon!

    3-Colour Slip Stitch Alpaca Scarf

    Ten years ago I knitted the Snook a grey alpaca scarf in linen stitch… and last year we lost it in Darling Harbour. It was mostly my fault, so I felt I needed to replace it with something comparable. I settled on a simple 3-colour slip stitch pattern done in Morris & Sons Maya 8ply. Because I used 3 colours, I could just always drop a colour and pick up the next one at each edge. It resulted in a perfectly flat fabric, with one side having a little tessellated seed pattern and the reverse having all of the horizontal floats. It was very satisfying to knit, even with having to constantly untangle the balls! When I was finished, I even knitted him a matching beanie. I doubted the project was flashy enough to win a ribbon, but I thought I’d enter it anyway just to have something different in the display case. As expected, it was shown but didn’t win anything. I’m okay with that. There’s really nothing else in the case like it.

    Slip Stitch Alpaca Scarf

    Rainbow Pinwheel Baby Quilt

    Earlier this year, a friend of mine let slip that he and his wife were expecting their second child, a daughter. I know how much they’ve gone through in their fertility journey and really wanted to gift them something special for her. I also was getting the itch to do some patchwork again after making Baby Taos’s quilt in 2023. I started looking for a design that would work with a charm pack, and soon I settled on this Pinwheel Baby Quilt from Moda. I loved the idea of doing something bright and cheerful, but in a more modern print than in the pattern. I started checking what fabrics were available in my local shops, and I eventually decided on Moda’s Rainbow Spice collection. I bought a charm pack along with yardage for the backing and the binding, and in January I kicked off the project.

    I figured out which fabrics I wanted for the pinwheels, and I cut those into triangles. Everything else got cut into squares for the prairie points.

    Plan for the pinwheels

    I started joining the coloured triangles to the white ones. Once I had them all joined, I could play with how I would lay out the finished pinwheels.

    Joined pinwheels with first border of prairie points

    Here are the finished pinwheels, with the first narrow border attached. I’ve also started basting down my prairie points along the top edge. I had never done these before, so I wasn’t quite sure how much to overlap them or how to handle the corners. Needless to say, I buggered it up a few times and had to unpick. I was also texting my Mom a lot for advice. Finally I got the corners looking halfway decent.

    Prairie points meet at corner

    And here’s the completed top sandwiched with the backing fabric and thin cotton wadding. (Sydney doesn’t have super cold winters, so I didn’t need to make it a really warm quilt.) I hand-based it all together with big stitches all over the place, and then it was time to quilt. By this point I had decided to enter the quilt in the Show, and I went for the machine-quilted category. The restriction here is that the quilting has to be done by the entrant; you can’t contract it out to someone else. I decided to quilt diagonal lines through the middle of each pinwheel, and you can see some of the lines from my fabric marking pen. I quilted it myself using the walking foot on my machine.

    Completed top with prairie points and borders

    That handled the middle of the quilt, but I had no idea what to do in the wide border. Back to Mom, who answered instantly: “Piano keys!” This basically just means a series of parallel lines, equally spaced. I decided to sew them using the continuous method, where I was sewing a sort of rectangular zig-zag all around the edge. Here I am drawing in the lines for the piano keys.

    Drawing the piano keys

    Sewing them was tricky, given that I had to manipulate the whole quilt under my sewing machine arm and I was frequently turning it at right angles to itself. The outer edge of stitching would be covered by the binding, but for the inner edge I simply folded back the prairie point and stitched underneath it.

    Sewing the piano keys

    Once all the quilting was done, I ran my overlocker over each edge to trim up the excess and tidy things up for binding.

    Overlocking

    Then finally it was time for binding! I cut my strips and sewed them down on the top side of the quilt, taking care to miter the corners. I followed this blog tutorial, right down the trick of winding my binding and putting it on the extra spool on my machine.

    Attaching binding

    I also used the new-to-me technique of gluing down the binding on the back side. Mom assured me that all the quilters are doing this now! It’s a much faster and more secure way of basting things down so that they don’t move, and so that you can get perfectly mitered corners. And you know what? IT WORKS.

    An in-progress shot of a blue quilt with a hot pink binding attached, showing a perfectly mitered corner.

    All that was left to do was to stitch down the binding. I sewed on the top of the quilt using white thread, very close to the edge of the binding so it blends in with the quilting. But for the bottom thread I used a hot pink that blended in perfectly with the binding.

    Sewn down binding

    The final step was just to wash it several times so that all the fabric pen came out. I laid it flat to dry and then gave it a good press before I dropped it off for judging.

    Finished quilt

    I had never entered a quilt in the Show before, and I really had no idea what the standard would be. I’d seen winning quilts in the display cases though, and I suspected that I didn’t really have any chance of a ribbon. I was right. As you can see here, mine is a lot smaller and simpler than most of the other quilts entered. I’m proud of it though, and I know my friend and his wife will love it.

    Quilt case at Easter Show


  • Manly to Bondi Walk – Leg #3

    Spit East Reserve - our starting point

    This month we continued our epic 80km+ walk around Sydney Harbour from Manly to Bondi on a lovely cloudy-but-warm autumn day. We started where we ended last time, at the Spit East Reserve just on the south side of the Spit Bridge in Mosman. Note that once again Rodd is dressed as a retiree out for a pleasurable walk, and I am tactically outfitted like I’m doing an ultramarathon in the Atacama Desert. In addition to my hydration backpack, I also picked up a bottle of Gatorade to see if it helped with the cramping I had last time. My main goal was to complete the walk without braining myself on a tree this time.

    Parriwi Park

    We started with a climb up into Parriwi Park. Note that this time I remembered to bring the trekking poles, so we each had one.

    Cobblers Bay

    We were rewarded with stunning views across Cobblers Bay.

    Parriwi Head Light

    “Is that… a lighthouse?!” We discovered the Parriwi Head Light, a working lighthouse that helps guide ships into Port Jackson.

    Crossing Chinamans Beach

    Eventually we made our way back down to the water, and here we are crossing the unfortunately named Chinamans Beach. Very sheltered and surrounded by mansions, with barely another person to be seen.

    Wyargine Reserve

    After strolling past million dollar homes in Mosman, we followed a path through the Wyargine Reserve. It seems locals have fought a lot of legal battles to protect this bit of bush.

    Edwards Beach

    We were now heading towards the Balmoral Beach Club, crossing Edwards Beach on the way. We stopped off at the Club to use the bathroom, and we debated grabbing a sandwich at one of the cafes before deciding to push on to Middle Head.

    Climbing up to Middle Head

    To get to Middle Head, we had to climb up a lot of stairs. See that serious fencing on the one side? It’s because the HMAS Penguin Naval Base is over there, and they’re also doing bush regeneration as well.

    Middle Head - Gubbah Gubbah

    Eventually we came to Middle Head, also known as Gubbah Gubbah. The headland was the site of an important military fort, and there are tunnels and old gun placements all over the place. The idea was that if anybody sailed into Sydney Harbour, this was the ideal place to shoot at them.

    Historical info

    There were lots of informative signs explaining the various stages of the Sydney Harbour defences, and what sort of technology was employed. Beyond that, it’s just a beautiful lookout.

    Cannons

    Some of the old cannons, mounted as a memorial of sorts.

    Tunnels

    This gun placement was looking across towards Watsons Bay. Each of the round tracks was where a gun was mounted that could be swivelled around to aim at enemy ships. Thankfully, there was only ever one attack on Sydney Harbour where they were needed.

    Obelisk Bay

    Unbeknownst to me, somewhere down below us at the edge of Obelisk Bay is the famous Obelisk Beach, one of only a few in Sydney where nudity is permitted.

    Wondering what's in the tunnel?

    Why yes, I am wondering what’s in the tunnel! Happily, they give tours.

    Pathway in the bush

    After a refreshing lunch at Frenchy’s Cafe, we continued our hike towards Georges Head.

    Georges Head Lookout

    This area was quite important to the local Aboriginal people, and now they are places of reflection and relaxation.

    Still hiking in Mosman

    How are we still in Mosman? It’s huge. Here we’re tramping through the bush towards Clifton Gardens and Chowder Bay.

    Resting at Chowder Bay Beach

    At Chowder Bay, we stopped for a rest and so the Snook could try out his binoculars. We were interested to walk past the Sydney Institute of Marine Science, which neither of us knew much about.

    Taylors Bay

    While much of the coastline in the national park isn’t accessible except by boat, every now and then would be a path down to a hidden beach. We were amused by this one in Taylors Bay, where the locals had stacked up their kayaks and tinnies.

    Hiking towards Bradleys Head

    The path into Bradleys Head was pretty wet and mucky. We were glad to have our trekking poles to help us navigate past some of the mud puddles.

    Sailboats in the harbour

    There were lots of sailboats out in the harbour. This big one had four sails on it!

    Water dragon

    No new wildlife to report, just the same as on previous legs: water dragons (this fellow was particularly big), bush turkeys, kookaburras, and loads of skinks.

    Bradley's Head Naval Memorial

    We finally made it to the very tip of Bradleys Head, which has a naval memorial with the mast of the HMAS Sydney.

    Sydney Harbour Bridge

    When we got to the western side of Bradleys Head, we finally had a great view of the city! Wow, it still seems like so far to go.

    Taronga Zoo ferry

    Finally we caught a glimpse of our endpoint for this leg – the Taronga Zoo ferry wharf. I was feeling really good at this point, and I hadn’t suffered any injuries. “DON’T JINX IT!” Rodd laughed. 😂

    Taronga Zoo

    We made it to Taronga! And we could see the ferry chugging across the harbour towards us.

    Manly Ferry Wharf

    And here we are at the Wharf, our designated stopping point for this leg. Tired but feeling pretty good. Yay for no mid-hike injuries!

    Here’s our Strava map for this leg. It’s the longest one yet!


  • Easter Show Volunteering – Shift #1 🎪

    As you may have gathered, I’ve signed up as a volunteer for the Sydney Royal Easter Show this year. I’ve been a visitor to the Show many, many times over the years, and I figured it was time to finally give back. My first shift today was supporting the new Quiet Room, which is a space for people with sensory sensitivities or other disabilities to duck in and recharge in a soothing environment.

    A woman in a green shirt and a blue hat, holding a large sig with a sunflower on it

    My job was to stand outside the Quiet Room with a big sunflower sign so people would know where to go. The sunflower 🌻 is a symbol for hidden disabilities. A lot of folks today asked me about it, and I was happy to get to do some education. The guests that made use of the room really seemed to appreciate it.

    Beyond that, I answered a LOT of questions about where to find things: the nearest toilet/ATM/water refill station; the Showbag pavilion; the petting zoo; the woodchopping; the dog show. That was kind of fun, albeit exhausting. I had a paper map, but also an app on my phone so I could look up specific venues and show people exactly where to go. The less fun part was standing near the lockers, because apparently 60% of people can’t read instructions or operate a simple coin locker… and they all seemed to think I was the locker tech support. After my lunch break, I managed to swap with someone else to get away from the lockers for a while.

    A woman in a green short holding a large deep-fried spiral potato on a stick

    I have decided that the only way I will survive the Show is if I sample a different “food on a stick” every time. Today I went with Maddix’s Twisty Potato, which is a classic. You can choose from different flavourings, and I went with the Mexican salt. It was very good. The potato was crisp at the edges but chewy in the middle, just how I like it. Relatively good value too at $7.

    A very exhausted woman slumped over on a train with a dead-eyed stare

    By 5pm I was wrecked. I checked out and caught the train home, where a hot shower and a cold beer were waiting for me. ❤️

    One down, five to go…


  • Why yes, I am adorable

    Who’s got two thumbs and is headed out for her first volunteer shift at the Easter Show? This one!

    A woman dressed in a fluoro shirt, blue sun hat, shorts, and a belly bag giving two thumbs up.


  • Dinner tonight

    Dinner tonight

    Butternut squash soup with ginger prawns and Lebanese bread. (Recipe here.) As soon as we go off Daylight Savings, I always get a craving for hearty soups and stews!



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My name is Kris. I’ve been blogging since the 90’s. I live in Sydney, Australia, and I spent most of my career in the tech industry.

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