The lies we tell ourselves…
“Hmm, this bath is so nice. I feel totally relaxed and not at all stressed about leaving for the US tomorrow. You know what would be nice? I’ll just read the first chapter of Order of the Phoenix to whet my appetite. Just fifteen minutes; I can stop anytime I want to.”

One hour later…

“CRAP! The bathwater is cold; I’m all wrinkly; I’ve wasted an hour on this book and I’m all stressed about the trip and I STILL CAN’T PUT IT DOWN!”