Marty and Jess from Big Brother are getting hitched. My prediction: Channel 10 will televise the whole event, which will feature Shannon Noll and Killing Heidi performing at the reception (during the AFL Grand Final, naturally). Afterwards Marty and Jess will star in the Australian version of “Newlyweds.” Mark my words!
Niffler
June 30, 2004 — 6:53 pm
Ahhh, scarily, I imagine there is more than a little truth in that prediction.
(long time reader, first time commenter – hi! *waves*)
Claire
June 30, 2004 — 11:29 pm
Heh! You’ve become an astute observer of Aussie culture.
Major
July 1, 2004 — 9:21 am
Awww. Our very own Rob and Amber…
I hear they’ll also be staring in a new and exciting farm renovation reality show featuring the other big brother constestants from years past.
Kris
July 1, 2004 — 10:21 am
Ooh! I hope they include Peter and his little orphan siblings. So heartbreaking, those little battlers… *sigh*
(And hi, Niffler! Welcome!)
Anonymous
August 22, 2004 — 6:00 pm
Looks like you were right…Marty and Jess are having their own Australian version of Newlyweds – a 6 part show culminating with their wedding.
Kris
August 22, 2004 — 6:23 pm
Good grief. Thanks for the link…
Niffler
August 24, 2004 — 11:50 pm
Yikes, it’s true. I just saw an ad for Jess and Marty’s ‘Outback Wedding’. Come on, admit it… you’re all going to be watching!
Kris
August 25, 2004 — 11:48 pm
Oh God. I saw it myself tonight. *puke* Yes, I’ll probably be watching, but I make this personal promise to myself: I shall drink continuously while viewing. Alcohol should numb my sense of shame.
Niffler
August 26, 2004 — 12:41 pm
*nods knowingly*
Sweet liquor… eases the pain.
Kris
August 26, 2004 — 11:26 pm
Although if Killing Heidi plays their reception, I’ll probably have to be hospitalized…
jaffa
September 16, 2004 — 6:24 pm
i think that they will make a great interesting couple
jaffa
September 16, 2004 — 6:25 pm
does any one love jaffas and or millsy as much as i do
jaffa
September 16, 2004 — 6:26 pm
hay sexy pepole i love jess she is so funny
Kris
September 16, 2004 — 8:50 pm
Oh good grief. I didn’t intend for this post to pull all the (non-ironic) Marty and Jess fans out of the woodwork.
robert
September 17, 2004 — 7:17 pm
if you build it, they will come.
Moire
September 18, 2004 — 3:10 am
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen!
pink bitz
September 22, 2004 — 10:14 pm
awwww they are so cute ..getting married under toilet pipe…wish them all the best though..they made BB2 worth watching…and i also wondered if pete and the orphans would be there they could be flowergirl and ring boy
Kris
September 22, 2004 — 11:56 pm
Is that Steve? (Pink Bitz is an in-joke with one of our friends.)