Gross. And did I mention that I’m staying home today because I’m still sick? Yep, this damn bug is now three weeks old. I managed to evict it from my throat and it set up shop in my lungs. I was up all night coughing and horking up nastiness. In the immortal words of Xander, “Mix in a little rectal surgery, and it’s my best day ever!”
Update: Well, I’m back from my fourth doctor’s visit in three weeks. I’m on yet another round of antibiotics, as well as stuffing myself with Vitamin C and Primrose Oil. The whole time she was talking to me I kept thinking about Max‘s fascination with flesh-eating virii, and I swear I was thisclose to asking her if I could get tested for Ebola. 🙂
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Kris –
Somethings not right – I think you should get this seen to properly.
-Jeremy
The phrase “Walking Pneumonia” wasn’t mentioned, was it? Take care of yourself, woman, and get well soon!
Ack! I hope you feel better soon; I’m glad that they didn’t take your tonsils out.
Jeremy, “properly”? I went to the doctor! What would you have me do? It’s not like I’m trying to kill it with chicken soup and moonshine.
mmm…moonshine.
Actually, like three people have told me to gargle with Scotch. I actually tried it last week. Too bad I think the stuff’s nasty…
Could it be anything to do with the Atkins diet? They say it’s pretty dangerous.
The dangerous thing is a MYTH. See here. We Atkins dieters are always debunking this stuff. Are you suggesting that losing forty pounds has made me LESS healthy?? 🙂